On the day of September 11, two flights have been cancelled. We don't know the reason behind it, but those two planes have taken off anyway. The pilots on board those planes were: Mr. Johnny and Mr. Sins. They were on their way to New York and during the flight, Mr. Johnny said, "He-hello? Hello? Cebu Pacific Flight 609? This is the captain of Philippine Airlines Flight 069 speaking. Please prepare for minor collision and major turbulance." Then Mr. Sins replied, "Yes, yes. I understand, Flight 069. I will start making a turn now." And so, the two planes collided with their two wings rubbing each other, screeching with pleasure. And finally, ending their orgasm with a crash in the World Trade Center. This is how the 9/11 terrorist attack actually happened.
PS: I know this fan fiction is short and retarded, just deal with it. XD
