Double Dares and a Prank War

The Whole gang is in an acting/music school for vampires. Obviously there are some rough roads ahead.

Pairings:

Sakura/SasukeNaruto/HinataTenten/NejiIno/KibaShikamaru/ TemariKarin/Sai (Weird I know, but just think about it a little)

Disclaimer: … All right you forced it out of me! I don't own Naruto, some of the ideas for these pranks, and Tenten's role as the melon lord! (By the way, could you tell me who came up with that? Ferserious love that word!) I won't say it in other chapters; this will count as all of them. (That's why it is sooooooo long XD) It hurts too much to say it so much sooooo yeah. Gosh people, you're so persistent! Now I forgot what I was taking about, random much… OKAY moving on and enjoy!

Sakura was in her nice, warm bed sleeping. Just a normal morning in Konoha, except …

SPLOOSH! "Wakey, wakey Sakura!" Tenten shouted.

"AGHHHHH!" Sakura of course woke up screaming and flailing her arms until she fell out of her nice warm bed, so much for that. Tenten ran cackling from the room to see if her eggs were ready; she had better save some for Sakura or else she is in for some but whooping. Tenten mentally shivered. When Sakura got angry, no best not to think about it.

Sakura trudged down the stairs, still half asleep. Then she spotted who woke her up and treated said person to the best death glare she could muster while being barely awake. It wasn't as feeble as one would think it should be. Sakura is amazing at the death glare.

"Tenten, sweetie" Tenten froze. Sakura never used the word sweetie unless she was in a killing mood. Sakura continued in a false sweet voice. "Is there a reason you would wake me up at 7:30 in the morning on a Saturday?"

"Weeeeeeeeell, I thought you might want to know if we got into the Elemental School of the Creative Arts, but since you aren't interested I think I will just go throw this away and tell them that you don't want to go. I am sur- "Sakura finally managed to get what Tenten was saying through her sleeping mind. She snatched the letter from her and screamed.

"We both made it!"

"Oh yeah, that's right! Of course we would get in, nothing to it!" Sakura's inner was having a party dance in her head.

"Our plane leaves tomorrow for Elemental country, so start getting packed." Tenten finished her eggs and left for her bedroom to get ready.

Sakura and Tenten then spent all of the day packing and god forbid shopping. Actually, since Ino was already at ESCA they had a nice time. They bought all sorts of cool new stuff for their awesome stay at ESCA. The only thing that even came close to questionable was the bras and underwear they bought. (They knew they had a tomboy reputation to uphold, but hey, a girl has to have some girly things) After they got home and ate dinner. They packed, had a paintball fight in the yard to test the new guns they just bought and packed those. They were ready to go by 9:00pm.

"Hey Sakura?"

"Hm?" Sakura was half-asleep

"Why is there a bright pink heart on my shoulder?" Sakura shrugged her shoulders, trying to hide her smile.

"Ugh! You are just cruel!" Tenten stomped out of the room. Sakura smiled. That's what you get for waking me up in the morning with ice water!

The flight was long, but comfortable. The school had bought them first-class tickets. Once they in and out of the air port they were met with an ice-blue sports car that could only be one person's …

"Sakura! Tenten!" We then got mauled by a tall, blonde blob.

"You won't believe how cool the school is! Oh, and don't even get me started about all the smexy boys. I nearly fainted when I saw how many there were. But there are a couple groups that just break the hotness scale! You have to see for yourself!" Once she finished her monologue; she dragged us to her car. She chatted seeming to never take a breath while Tenten and I were texting each other; grunting to make sure that she believed we were listening.

Sooooo what are we going to do to her first? Sakura texted

I thought that maybe putting black hair dye in her shampoo would be good. Tenten texted back.

No, she will overreact. Remember the last time? Shudders

Oh yeah. Hmm, your turn to think of something

Oh yeah why me?

Cause you are the little bitch who sharpied a pink heart on my shoulder!

True true, okay how about steeling all her make-up?

No, then she would go crazy trying to find it and never come out of her dorm till she did.

Tenten and I continued to bicker about Ino's welcome prank while the Blondie up front just kept on chatting totally oblivious.

"We're here" Ino said in a sing-song voice. Tenten and I looked out the window and gasped. It was amazing! It looked like a castle (Think Harry Potter people. Yes I know, the movies suck, but the books rock; except for the 7th but moving on). It was probable decorated like one too.

Ino drove up into a huge student parking lot. She parked in the part marked FRESHMEN PARKING and we grabbed out stuff and headed inside. It looked a little smaller on the inside than it did on the outside, maybe because the walls are so thick. Ino led us up a stair case, down a hall, turned a corner, down another hall, and then we gave up trying to mesmerize the route. We will know it soon enough. She knocked on this one big door at the end of highly decorated hallway and pushed the door open.

"Hey Ms. Tsunade. Here is Sakura and Tenten." Ino made a grand gesture. A woman looked up with a warm smile, extremely long blonde pigtails, golden/amber eyes, and a huge chest; like size F.

"Welcome please sit down. There is something you need to know about this school in particular." Tenten and I sat down. We were fully expecting to hear a lecture about how this school is for only very talented people and to let her down sort of thing; but what we got was completely different.

"This school is very hard to get into as you very well know; but it is not just for the creative arts. It is also for people who have been foreseen as the mates for the vampires that go to school here." Tenten and I blinked in shock. (Way to put a twister on a story huh? ;-p) I was the first to recover.

"So we are going to be the mate of a random vampire and become a vampire too?"

"Not just a random vampire, your mate. Your vampire mate will know it is you by just looking at you. And yes you will become a vampire, eventually. But that is for classes. Any other questions before I give you your schedules and escort you to your dorm?" Tenten now recovered.

"What about the people who don't have any talent for any type of creative art? Wouldn't people get suspicious?"

"No, because I send out what people are looking for. It just happened that you two were looking for the same thing. This school is for all things.

"Oh" Tenten wisely said. Tsunade reached in one of her many desk drawers and pulled out 4 sheets of paper. She then gave us each one.

"Why does one have a complete schedule and the other one just has the dorm number and a space to fill in for classes?" Tenten said shocked.

"That's because you will probably meet your mate about a week after you start school; it s a big school after all. Once you find your mate they are by tradition always in the same classes. We find it is easier to do it this way." We gaped at her. Was she trying to promote rape in the school? She scooted back her chair.

"I will now escort you to your dorms." She swiftly exited the doorway. We followed her swift pace through another maze of hallways, twist, turns, and staircases to a staircase that led to a section of the wall with a flower arrangement in it. Tsunade picked up a bright yellow rose, sniffed it, and put it back. The wall behind the flower arrangement disappeared and she walked right through. Inside was a big room filled with plush furniture and a fireplace. There was another staircase that I think led up to the dorms.

"This is where I leave you. I hope you enjoy your first school day tomorrow. Goodnight." Tsunade swiftly left. Tenten and I looked at each other, shrugged, and trudged up the staircase.

"People in this school must have buff legs." I muttered, I mean seriously! Who can stand all this walking, and up and down the staircases! I am pooped. We found out that we had the same dorm and crashed onto our beds without so much as a glance at our luggage that was supposedly already there. Or the fact that we each had a side of the room that looked completely decorated for our personality. Mine a bright lime green and Tenten's a steel color like her weapons. We each had a desk, and we shared a couch, mini-fridge, and flat screen TV. Also we didn't notice the person swiftly peering in and out of our big window. Nope, we didn't notice a thing.

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Yeah I know, short, not much information, but I promise the next one will be better. Now with this story, I am going to DARE you to challenge me to give me a situation (not too fluffy and definitely NOT gory) and make it fit logically into the story and make it funny or romantic. And I mean anything your creative minds can come up with! Anything! Please Pitch in! Dares (and crazy dares) are also welcome.