Hey people !
This idea came me favor has one of my numerous cuddly toys: Orson (yes yes I nommed one of my cuddly bears Orson in honor has Orson Hodge!)
it's my first Fanfic Brarl AND in English so ...
Disclaimer : I don't have Desperate Housewives' s characters ...snif...
The Teddy Bear nommed Orson
POV Karl
Hey ! My name is Karl Mayer and I have a big big problem.
Tomorrow it's Bree 's birthday and I don't know what I am going to offer her.
Julie : Dad ? Are you allright ?
Julie is my daughter. She is 23. Her mother is Susan Delfino my ex-wife.
Karl : Well… You know tomorrow it's Bree 's birthday.
Julie : Yes I know and what's the problem.
Karl : I want to give her a present.
Julie : You ?
Karl : Yes Julie…because….euh….
Julie : Oh my god ! Dad !You are in love with Bree !
Karl : Euh…..yes… but don't talk about this at your mother or Orson.
Julie : Okay Dad…so….it's Bree who is I saw with you at the hospital?
Karl : Yes !
Julie : Oh my god ! How could she does this to Orson !
Karl : She does not love him now.
Julie : Really ? Ouah !
Karl : Orson is a blackmailer.
Julie : Nooo ? Oh god !
Karl : Yep !
Julie : If you really want to give her a present, buy a bracelet. Everybody likes bracelets.
Karl : Thanks Julie…
So, I go to the commercial center. When I go to the jewelry, an other market draw my attention.
In the viterine, a beautiful Teddy Bear smiles. But the poor bear is hurt and has bandages everywhere.
Immediately, I know what I buy for Bree.
Tomorow night
Karl : Hey Bree !
Bree : Karl ! What are you doing here ?
Karl : I want to give you a present.
Bree : You ?
Karl : Yes Bree.
Bree : Oh Thank youuuuuu !
I give her a big case. She open this.
Bree : Oh my god Karl ! What did you do with this poor Teddy Bear ?
Karl : Me ? Nothing. It's for you. You can do everything with it.
Bree : What's it name ?
Karl : Orson.
Bree : What ? Karl !
Karl : When you want to kill Orson you can hurt this !
Bree : Karl ! You are an idiot and you… Oh what's in it back?
Karl : It's for you 's a poeme !
Bree : Karl ! You are so….
Karl : Hot ?
Bree : Romantiiic !
Karl : Oh. Dammage.
Bree reads the paper:
Dear Bree
You is the most beautiful woman that I have never seen
I love you
Karl
Bree entrains me in the bathroom.
Bree : Kiss me Karl !
Karl : thank youuuuuu !
Hey ! My name is Karl and I'm happy because I'm in love !
