Hey people !

This idea came me favor has one of my numerous cuddly toys: Orson (yes yes I nommed one of my cuddly bears Orson in honor has Orson Hodge!)

it's my first Fanfic Brarl AND in English so ...

Disclaimer : I don't have Desperate Housewives' s characters ...snif...

The Teddy Bear nommed Orson

POV Karl

Hey ! My name is Karl Mayer and I have a big big problem.

Tomorrow it's Bree 's birthday and I don't know what I am going to offer her.

Julie : Dad ? Are you allright ?

Julie is my daughter. She is 23. Her mother is Susan Delfino my ex-wife.

Karl : Well… You know tomorrow it's Bree 's birthday.

Julie : Yes I know and what's the problem.

Karl : I want to give her a present.

Julie : You ?

Karl : Yes Julie…because….euh….

Julie : Oh my god ! Dad !You are in love with Bree !

Karl : Euh…..yes… but don't talk about this at your mother or Orson.

Julie : Okay Dad…so….it's Bree who is I saw with you at the hospital?

Karl : Yes !

Julie : Oh my god ! How could she does this to Orson !

Karl : She does not love him now.

Julie : Really ? Ouah !

Karl : Orson is a blackmailer.

Julie : Nooo ? Oh god !

Karl : Yep !

Julie : If you really want to give her a present, buy a bracelet. Everybody likes bracelets.

Karl : Thanks Julie…

So, I go to the commercial center. When I go to the jewelry, an other market draw my attention.

In the viterine, a beautiful Teddy Bear smiles. But the poor bear is hurt and has bandages everywhere.

Immediately, I know what I buy for Bree.

Tomorow night

Karl : Hey Bree !

Bree : Karl ! What are you doing here ?

Karl : I want to give you a present.

Bree : You ?

Karl : Yes Bree.

Bree : Oh Thank youuuuuu !

I give her a big case. She open this.

Bree : Oh my god Karl ! What did you do with this poor Teddy Bear ?

Karl : Me ? Nothing. It's for you. You can do everything with it.

Bree : What's it name ?

Karl : Orson.

Bree : What ? Karl !

Karl : When you want to kill Orson you can hurt this !

Bree : Karl ! You are an idiot and you… Oh what's in it back?

Karl : It's for you 's a poeme !

Bree : Karl ! You are so….

Karl : Hot ?

Bree : Romantiiic !

Karl : Oh. Dammage.

Bree reads the paper:

Dear Bree

You is the most beautiful woman that I have never seen

I love you

Karl

Bree entrains me in the bathroom.

Bree : Kiss me Karl !

Karl : thank youuuuuu !

Hey ! My name is Karl and I'm happy because I'm in love !