It was a rather beautiful day in the new world, the sunny was anchored by a big town, and Sanji could take his time buying new supplies.

Also, he could take his time to just enjoy the beautiful weather, the life around him.. and the many beautiful ladies!

"LADIES!" Sanji exclaimed as he jumped right into the middle of a little group of them, whom had been in a private conversation. "I saw you standing around, and I was wondering if any-one took the time to tell you how beautiful you all look." He sighed of them, reaching a rose towards a young woman with short blond hair and chocolate brown eyes. "For you." He told.

Stunned the women blinked at him, and then they started to giggle.

"Ladies! The sun looks dark compared to your brightness!" he told them all, making them all chuckle even louder.

"Who is this guy!?" A dark woman with black hair asked.

"I don't know!" the blond holding the rose laughed. "But he's funny!"

"My identity is of no importance." Sanji blinked at them. "I just life to make beautiful ladies such as you, smile and be happy, you deserve no less." Then out of no where, he pulled out a second rose, and reached it to another woman. "And don't think I forgot about you!"

"Ohh! Magic tricks!" A red-head clapped her hands. "Wonderful!" she laughed clapping her hands.

"Well young lady." Sanji smiled at her. "Then allow me." He asked holding her hands with his two, and as he opened up, she to was holding a rose.

Only to soon did the ladies have to move on, giggling they all waved good-bye to Sanji, and Sanji sighed happily.

What a perfect way to spend an afternoon!

With that thought being dominate, Sanji turned into an alley, lighting his cigarette as he smiled, his mind full of plans for what he should cook for Nami and Robin that evening, what he could surprise them with.

Then suddenly.. a shadow fell over Sanji.

Sanjis eyes widened as he turned around. "No.." he whispered. "It can't be."

A laughter sounded, in Sanjis ears it was sinister, as the shadows moved closer and closer.

"Noo.. NOOOOO!" Sanji exclaimed as he turned around and started to run, he turned a corner and was suddenly faced with a blind alley. "Oh god no!" Sanji exclaimed looking up at the tall wall. Then turned around and saw his advancing enemy as he pressed himself up against the wall. "STAY AWAY!" he exclaimed. " WARN YOU!" he exclaimed.

But the enemies were merely advancing, getting closer and closer, and Sanji let out a big soaring. "NOOOOOOOOO!"


"Huh?" Zoro looked up, he had some-how just been abruptly waken from his nap, and looked around.

He was laying on the deck of the sunny, nothing particular was going on. The crew were mostly just hanging around, then Zoro looked out towards the ocean and noticed that the sun was hanging low. "Hey, weren't we supposed to set sail today?" he asked.

"Yeah, three hours ago." Usopp muttered from where he sat, working on some of his bullets. "But Sanji isn't back yet." He told.

"Typical." Nami sighed from the chair. "I wonder what distracted him."

Zoro lifted an eye-brow.

"Luffy is out looking for him so don't worry." Usopp shrugged. "Give it five more minutes, Luffy got hungry, and wants Sanji to cook dinner, so I am pretty sure we can exspect Sanji being dragged here in a few seconds."

Zoro shrugged as he stood up and yawned. "It's just typical shit cook to be a nuisance." He pointed out.

Then from above, this a figerue come flying, a figure carrying another figure over his shoulder.

"OHOI!" Luffy shouted from above. "I FOUND SANJI! NOW WE CAN SET SAIL!" he exclaimed as he came flying from above, with a figure over his shoulder.

"Huh?" Zoro snorted as he looked up, and Luffy came flying down with a grin on his face, putting the person on his shoulder down, holding the person in out-streched arms towards the crew.

Wide-eyed Zoro looked at the person Usopp had in front of him.. and as well did the rest of the straw-hat crew, just.. starred, with wide open mouths and wide eyes.

Then Zoro lifted a finger, and pointed at the person. "Who the fuck is that?" he asked.

"It's Sanji!" Luffy laughed. "I told you, I found Sanji!"

"Hallo crew!" the person waved at them in a smile, and a very familiar voice, as his familiar swirly brow knitted up and down.

For a moment, the entire crew looked at the man, then they all screamed as if it was a horrible monster that had appeared!

For right in front of them, stood a man, wearing a horrible pink dress, his hairy legs were just visible beneath it, wearing a pair of scarlet red shoes.

Also he wore a wig of long blond curls, and make-up in his face, as he held up a cigarette with his hand.. that had red nail polish on the nails.

"WARGHHHH!" Zoro screamed, starting to rub his eye. "MAKE IT GO AWAY!" he exclaimed. "IT'S TO HORRIBLE FOR EYES TO SEE!"

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Usopp shouted. "THAT CAN'T BE SANJI! THAT'S JUST SANJIS TWIN!" he yelled pointing at the man in the pink dress.

"Uhu, uhu!" Both Nami and Chopper nodded.

That made the sanji-look-alike in the pink dress chuckle as he held up a hand towards his mouth. "You're all acting so silly as always." He chuckled. "My, how much energy you all have."

Wide-eyed, the entire crew starred at the dressed up man in front of them.

"Urhm.." Brook hesitated as he bowed down, to get into height with Robin. "Has this ever happened before?" he asked.

"No." Usopp muttered. "Never, Sanji would never be caught dead in such a get-up." He hissed.

"Not as far as we know any-way." Franky pointed out.

"I don't know who the hell that is, but it's not Sanji." Usopp exclaimed pointing at the pink dressed man in front of him.

"Usopp! Why would you say some-thing like that!?" The Sanji look a like cried. "That is so mean! Did I do some-thing wrong?" he asked. Making Usopp glare at him.

"Usopp apologies!" Luffy demanded.

"AS IF!" Usopp exclaimed. "Come on, we'll make a test!" he encouraged.

"How?" Nami asked turning to Usopp.

Usopp smirked mischievously, before he quickly grabbed Namis jacket, and took it off her, to reveal the bikini top underneath, then took Nami by the shoulders and pushed her directly into the Sanji look alike.

"Nami-san!" The dressed man frightened exclaimed as he grabbed Nami. "Are you all-right?" he asked.

"Erh.." Nami blinked looking up at what looked like Sanjis face, but with make-up.

"We wouldn't want you nice skin to get all brushed up now would we Nami-san?" He asked putting Nami back.

"Thank you.. I guess.." Nami blushed.

"Ahh Nami-san, what are friends for!" The man asked. "Girl-friend!" he grinned giving Nami a thumbs up.

"OKAY THAT'S IT!" Usopp exclaimed. "Thanks Sanji, you know what, I'm starving, why don't you go to the kitchen and make some food?" he asked.

"Ohhh Usopp san, what a wonderfull…" The Sanji look alike started but was cut off as Usopp was suddenly behind him, and pushed him towards the galley.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" Usopp stated, before he pushed the man into the galley. "In you go!" and then closed the door, to turn towards the others. "THERE! What more evidence do you need?" he asked.

"USOPP WHAT THE HELL!?" Nami shouted as she kicked Usopp over the head. "How dare you!?" she asked in a shaking fist.

"Hey, it was for a good course to proof a point." Usopp snorted as he crossed his arms looking away.

"By throwing me in the arms of some-one you thought was an imposter!?" Nami asked in a hiss.

"Hey, we had him surrounded, and you are capable enough to beat men away yourself, no matter what you would be fine." Usopp mumbled annoyed. Then hissed as he touched the new bump on his head.

"Urhm Zoro-bro.." Franky blinked. "Are you okay?"

"Can't be unseen, can't be unseen." Zoro shivered wrapping his arms around himself. "ARGH! WHAT WAS THAT!? A MONSTER FROM HELL?" he asked in a shout, grabbing his head with his hand.

Blankly Luffy looked at all of them. "What's wrong?" he asked, honestly confused.

"BAKA YOU BROUGHT A FREAK UN-BOARD!" they all shouted, straight into Luffys face.

"Huh, Sanji?" Luffy asked in a blink. "Well I guess he can be a little freaky some-times, but it's all-ways funny! Shishishi!" he grinned.

"Oii." Usopp sighed, face-palming himself. "You are seriously telling me, you didn't notice any-thing different about Sanji just now?" he asked.

Luffy shrugged. "Not really." He told. "Well the dress was new, but aside from that. Completely the same!"

Usopp blinked at his captain as he looked at Luffy as if he was some kind of a strange abnormality "How… how do you even function some-times?" he asked.

Nami sighed deeply. "Any-way, it might be to early to draw conclusions." She muttered. "Maybe he was just brain-washed or some-thing."

"Can't we just throw him over-board and set sail?" Zoro asked.

"NO!" The other straw-hats shouted.

"Maybe it's a strange and rare illness." Chopper frowned. "I sure hope it isn't contagious."

"Don't even joke about such an idea!" Usopp exclaimed. "I'm not going to wear any dresses!"

"You all-ready got nice hair for it though." Brook pointed out.

"Oi, don't you start!" Usopp exclaimed pointing at the Skeleton.

"Maybe he is a robot replica." Franky frowned. "Like the CP's build in kumas likeness.."

"Whom would ever build such an ugly looking robot!?" Zoro asked.

"Maybe he has been possessed by a long-lost soul that intents to haunt this ship and his body." Robin whispered darkly.

"DON'T SAY SCARY SHIT LIKE THAT!" Usopp exclaimed.

"Maybe he is just coming out of the closest!" Brook pointed out.

Making Usopp and Nami looked dumbfounded at the skeleton.

"You guys are all so funny!" Luffy laughed. "Stop it!" he asked as he wiped away a tear.

"Usopp, could you just remind me why I am following this guy?" Nami asked the sniper beside her.

"I would." Usopp frowned rubbing his own forehead. "But I am having trouble remembering myself right now."

And all-ready then Luffy was on the run again. "OOH SANJI!" he yelled running for the Galley. "WHAT ARE YOU MAKING!?" he asked opening the door and disappeared inside.

"Luffy sure is brave to go in there." Chopper swallowed.

"Or he's just being an idiot as usual." Usopp mumbled.

"You do realise we all have to go in there when dinner is served right?" Robin asked, making the trio stand rigid.

"You go in first Usopp!" Nami exclaimed.

"No way! Maybe the sight of you is what can snap him out of it!" Usopp exclaimed. "Me how-ever!"

"WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A COWARD!?" Nami asked.

"AND WHY ARE YOU SUCH A WITCH!?" Usopp returned.