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"Knock. Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Owls!"

"Howls who."

"Owls who?"

"That's right! Owls HOO!"

"Hoo? Hoo?"

The Digger owl cocked his head from side - to - side stupidly. "HOO HOO HOO!"

Soren, in his feminine - sounding, high - pitched voice, turned to them.

"Would ' cha two shut up and help me find the Guardians!.?"

The - other - owl - who - the - author - forgot the name of said -:

"Yeah, OK man. We do the job right."

"You're Mexican?" Digger inquired.

" 'Si." Mario told him.

"WOULD YA TWO SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIND THE GUARDIANS!"

"Guardians?" Digger searched under a tree branch.

"Guardians?" Mario searched in a dank cave.

"Guardians, where be you?" Soren screeched in his shrill, girly voice.

"Yo boss," his Mexican comrade gestured down with a wing. "Wah 'bout over dere?"

Two wolves and a goose were arguing down below them.

To be continued at an inconvenient time…

~ Lavenderpaw ~