I was Bored.

By: Zenna

Note: It was really hot out today. And I was really bored. Don't ask.

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Team Rocket had had enough. They were pissed off with those stupid little twerps, and how they always spoiled there plans. They finally realized, they had no choice but to kill them with big guns.

James had an idea as well. "Hey, why don't we chop them up with knives as well!"

"Yes!" Jesse agreed.

"Then we'll dance on their graves! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Meowth cackled.

They hid in a really tall tree, and waited for those stupid retards to come along. They waited for an hour when Ash and his friends came out, after solving another stupid pokemon mystery.

"We sure did a good job!" Said Ash.

"Yes we did!" Agreed Misty.

"Do these pants make my ass look big?" Asked Tracy, oblivious to the situation. Suddenly, his head was blown off by an AK-47. Misty screamed.

"Ah! What that?"

"Lemme check the pokedex." Ash said, thinking he was smart.

"That is Team Rocket, Dumbass." Replied his pokedex.

Then, Misty stepped on a landmine and was blown to bits. Togepi was shocked, and jumped around like a stupid egg. Then he fell into a volcano.

Ash didn't know what to do. "Pikachu! Thunder shock."

Little did he realize, that pikachu had been eaten by a big snake, and it was slithering away, with a little electric rat shape in its body. Then the snake fell onto a bunch spikes, and was crushed by a fat girl, who tripped and fell onto the spikes.

Ash tried all of his Pokemon, but each was destroyed by poison arrows and land mines and assault rifles. Then a helicopter dropped out of the sky. Then it tipped upside down, and with it's huge rotating blades, it came towards Ash.

"Craykey!" Ash said in a weird Australian accent. Then his head was sliced off.

"Who was that?" Jesse asked.

"I don't know." James replied.

Then the helicopter landed, and out stepped The Rock.

"Are you jabronis Team Rocket?" The Rock asked.

Team Rocket hopped out of the tree. "Yes."

"Good." The Rock said, as he pulled out a big gun, and shot at them. Team Rocket cringed, but The Rock shot at something behind them. They turned around, and saw the bloody carcasses of Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, and Brock, who some how got there.

"Wow, thanks." Said Jesse.

"Your welcome jabronis. Want a ride in The Rock's helicopter."

Team Rocket shrugged. "Okay."

Then they went to a BBQ at Obi-Wan Kenobi's house on Survivor Island. Where they beat up Jenna and Gervase.

The End

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