Life as a Pony

by Tray Hunter

Prologue

Ok, let's do this...TEST TEST... is this thing on?
Oh good...I'm not used to this.
Hi, I'm Smokey Snout and i hope you don't mind this weird beginning.
A friend gave me this magical feather-thing that writes what I am saying.
Probably because, he knows that my hoofwriting isn't that good.
Ok, I guess, I am the only pony in all of Equestria that can make sense of it at all.
If I just still had my hands...oh yeah, I forgot.
I wasn't always the charming, black-winged colt I am now.
In fact I was a human, like...uhm...two years ago.
Oh Luna, have I actually been here for so long?
Anyway, presumably everypony out there will either:

-Wonder what a human is
-Think I was crazy
-Ask how I kept this a secret for so long or
-Try to think, of the best way to return this "marestale" to the bookstore they got it from.

Well be asured that I will try to solve all these questions and concerns when I think the time is ripe.
Actually the answer for the last one is at the bottom of the bill, you got with this copy.
For all of you, that are in for a mindblowing (and in fact all true) story, should probably wait with this last step.
I mean, come on!
Give me at least a chance to explain myself before calling one of these psychol- psychsol-... these braindoctors.
Given the chance that I might have become a teeny-tiny bit loco in this coco of mine, but I have an excuse.
I have been transfered into a strange and confusing parallel universe and had lost all contact to my friends, relatives and messageboards.

I remember as if it was yesterday..