Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece

20 Ways To Annoy Luffy

1 . Steal his straw hat.

2 . Insult Shanks.

3 . Ask him how Ace is doing.

4 . Ask him how Sabo is doing.

5 . Hide all the meat from him.

6 . Sign him up to become a marine.

7 . Constantly poke him while he's eating.

8 . Ask him if he could take his balls off.

9 . Let woman from the Kuja Tribe pay to touch him.

10 . Strip him naked and show the woman from the Kuja Tribe again.

11 . Give him to Hancock for her birthday.

12 . Keep telling him you yourself will be Pirate King/Queen.

13 . Sit on the figurehead of the ship all the time.

14 . Tell Sanji that he decided to become a vegetarian.

15 . Shoot bullets at him constantly just because you can.

16 . Take money from Nami and place it in his room.

17 . Talk about how low his bounty is.

18 . Say you'd think Usopp would have been a much better captain.

19 . Call his Grandpa time you find out which island Luffy will be at and tell the old geezer.

20 . Change his Jolly Roger.

The End

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