Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
20 Ways To Annoy Luffy
1 . Steal his straw hat.
2 . Insult Shanks.
3 . Ask him how Ace is doing.
4 . Ask him how Sabo is doing.
5 . Hide all the meat from him.
6 . Sign him up to become a marine.
7 . Constantly poke him while he's eating.
8 . Ask him if he could take his balls off.
9 . Let woman from the Kuja Tribe pay to touch him.
10 . Strip him naked and show the woman from the Kuja Tribe again.
11 . Give him to Hancock for her birthday.
12 . Keep telling him you yourself will be Pirate King/Queen.
13 . Sit on the figurehead of the ship all the time.
14 . Tell Sanji that he decided to become a vegetarian.
15 . Shoot bullets at him constantly just because you can.
16 . Take money from Nami and place it in his room.
17 . Talk about how low his bounty is.
18 . Say you'd think Usopp would have been a much better captain.
19 . Call his Grandpa time you find out which island Luffy will be at and tell the old geezer.
20 . Change his Jolly Roger.
The End
I made this! Because I can! And I order you to review and read my other stories! Because I can! Peace out!
