ZeRappa The Rappa!

By: Kris aka. CheesyPoofs1988

Read and Review: YES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flames: Sure, go ahead, I'll just laugh and delete it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VIII, Parappa the Rappa, or Dr. Pepper. Please, don't sue me! I don't really have anything other than my computer, my games, and my TV.



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One day, the entire FFVIII gang was at the Cafeteria. They were ordering lunch, and none of them would ever have guessed that Zell would soon begin an adventure…



Squall: …whatever… (A cheeseburger with fries and a small chocolate shake) :: gets his food and silently walks over, gets his food and pays for it::

Rinoa (with hearts for eyes): I'll have whatever my Squally is having… ::little pinks hearts are floating off of her head:: ::follows Squall over to counter to get her food, but trips because she never takes her eyes off of Squall. She is impaled on a large spike that appears on the floor, and Dr. Kadawaki appears and drags her away::



Selphie: I'll have a small salad with a diet soda. ::Bounces over to counter, being sure to skip on Rinoa's blood, and gets her food::



Irvine: I'll have some hot luvin' with a side of pussy… ::punched by Seifer:: Ok, ok… I'll have a popped cherry, and… ::is knocked out by Seifer and lands in Rinoa's spot on the floor::



Seifer: I'll have a hamburger, fries, onion rings, and a Dr. Pepper. ::Gets his food::



Quistis: I'll have tuna on wheat, with a side salad, and a small glass of orange juice. ::gets her food::



Kris: I'll have some stir fried vegetables, tofu, and soymilk. ::is stared at by everyone, especially the lunch guy::



All: What are you doing here?!?!?!



Kris:: I just had to write myself into the story!! And I thought the best way was to be ordering my health food in line in front of our hero.



All: O………kay….::stare at Kris as he gets his food and hurries away::



Lunch Guy: Hey, my money!! ::Kris' fingers run over the keyboard and her hands are full of gil:: Thank you!!!!!



Zell: Finally!!! I'm having HOTDOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lunch Guy:: I'm sorry, but since my mom died and I'm the one in charge of the cafeteria, there haven't been any hotdogs…



Zell: But I just got hotdogs here this morning…



Lunch Guy: I know, Dr. Kadawaki said that she has a major heart attack when I stabbed her with that knife yesterday…



::the lunch guy's mom's ghost appears, and strange, rhythmic music starts playing::



Ghost of Lunch Lady:: Come on, boy! Don't you remember what Mother Dearest told you? It's time you had a crash course on cooking… ZeRappa the Rappa style!!!!



Zell (on a funky rainbow background): I know! I gotta believe!!!



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::In Kitchen, with funky music playing in background. Chibi Selphie appears::



Chibi Selphie:: Come on, Zell, Relax. Time to practice!



(A/N: all text from here to the point where I stop it is in rhythm)



Chibi Selphie: Cook them dogs!

Zell: Cook them dogs!

Chibi Selphie: Toast those buns!



Zell: Toast them buns!



Chibi Selphie: Spread the relish!

Zell: Spread the relish!



Chibi Selphie: Glob the mustard!



Zell: Glob the… oops!



Chibi Selphie: Smear the catsup!



Zell: Smear the ketchup!



Chibi Selphie: Cook them dogs!

Zell: Cook them dogs!

Chibi Selphie: Toast those buns!



Zell: Toast them buns!



Chibi Selphie: Spread the relish!

Zell: Spread the relish!



Chibi Selphie: Glob the mustard!



Zell: Glob the… oops!



Chibi Selphie: Smear the catsup!



Zell: Smear the ketchup!





Chibi Selphie: Okay! That's it! Time for the real thing!



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