Title: Joy To The World : X-Files Style

Author: YouDidn'tMakeDuchovny/GumboShipper
I'm really really really into Return To Me, if you can't tell.
And don't be mad if you're offended, I love the Xfiles too!
This song is just a catfight between Gracie and Scully.

Genre: Humor

Spoilers: Detour, Three of a Kind, Emily/A Christmas Carol

Disclaimer: um....I'm trying to think of something funny to write, but I'll just say they don't belong to me. Like I have the money to buy them anyway!

Joy To The World- Xfiles Style
To the tune of Joy to the World, by Three Dog Night
This is the song Scully sang in Detour

Scully:
Frohike looks like a bullfrog
He's a friend of a friend of mine
Didn't really like him but I said I did
When I got "drunk" on some wine

CHORUS:
Joy to the Files!
Searchin' all the while
With my partner Mulder for conspiracies
Joy to all E.T.'s!

Scully:
Mulder is the biggest hottie
That this agent ever did see
But I'm too wrapped up in my work and 'motherhood'
To ever think about him and me

CHORUS:
Joy to the Files!
Searchin' all the while
With my partner Mulder for conspiracies
Joy to all E.T.'s!

Gracie Briggs:
Scully, shut up about Mulder!
Spooky's not in love with you
He's kissed me ten more times in our 2-hour film
Than Fox has ever kissed you!

CHORUS 2:
Go Return To Me!
You can plainly see
Bob's one for romance, not for Sci-Fi flicks
And he hates the red-haired chicks!

Scully: Gracie B. looks like a bullfrog!

Gracie: And Scully looks like a stop sign!

SCULLY: Gracie, let's be friends, and girl, I'll tell you what -You can guest star in Season Nine!

CHORUS:
Joy to the Files!
Searchin' all the while
With my/your partner Mulder for conspiracies
Joy to all E.T.'s!

THE END!
P.S. Feed back is always appreciated!