Cheesy name I know, anyways, While I'm writing Kingdom Hearts II: Another Story, I've decided to to work on this part time for your viewing pleasure. This is a series of hilariousrandom things that happen in the life of the Organization XIII..excuse me XIV as they deal with having their newest member around(who is another Alter Version of my Real Life self). Anyways, enjoy :D

- KeyofOblivion


Organized Life

Chapter 1

Meeting the New Guy

Our story starts in the evil meeting room(y'know, the room with all the tallchairs) in the evil white castle of the dreaded Organization XIII. Any other day, the room would be silent until the Superior would arrive to begin...um...meeting..but today, something different is happening, something to cause excessive and loud talking that can be heard for miles upon miles of The World That Never Was (It's THAT big O.O) Yes for today it seems, that the New Guy shows up...

Axel: Wonder what his name is...

Roxas: I'm not the new guy anymore:D

Marluxia: If he likes flowers, then he'll love my perfect garden. :D

Luxord:(cough) Fag (cough)...

Marluxia: I am not gay!

Roxas: That's what Mr. Garrison said, and look what happened...

Axel: You watch South Park...O.O

Roxas: Yeah...what's wrong with that...?

Demyx: Wonder what his weapon is...

Zexion: I hate everything...

Axel: Psychic emo freak...

Zexion: ...

Vexan: I wonder what his element will be, considering most of them are already taken...

Xemnas: Ahem...everyone calm down...

Everyone: Blah Blah This...Blah blah That...

Xemnas(through a microphone): EVERYBODY SIT DOWN AND SHUT YOUR TRAPS!

Upon Xemnas' microphone introduction...which was so incredibly loud...everything in the world came to a stop(cue the record scratch).

Traffic halted...

People in the streets stopped moving...

Nobodies stopped twitching...

And, the crickets stopped chirping...

Back at the Castle...

Everyone: ...O.O

Xemnas: Alright...now that that's settled, we should get to business. As you all know, we've been expecting a new member to our Organization for the past few weeks...

A Dark Portal appeared in the inner circle of the chairs and out stepped the newest member...

Xemnas: Allow me to introduce you all to number XIV: Rai'x, The Executioner.

The New Guy straightened up and removed his hood. Everyone gasped as they saw the face of a young teen, probably 16 or so, staring back at them. Jet black hair with platinum tip matted his head, like it was just slopped together, but not too messy. Vibrant emerald eyes with some bits of yellow here an there scanned everything available to see(and there's not a lot since everything is so...white). He wore the usual tight leather pants and gloves of the Organization, however his boots came up all the way to his thighs instead of his knees. His "coat" was instead a hooded leather jacket with wide sleeves that slightly covered his gloved hands. Unlike the other members, Rai'x's jacket was opened, revealing what looked like a cross between a leather-made sweater and zip-up, tight-fitting turtleneck on his upper body. As if completing the entire set, one silver earring pierced his left ear. Bodywise, hee looked to stand about 5'8" or so and was a bit on the scrawny side, though still seemed healthy and perfectly strong. After a few more moments of looking over their newest member, Xemnas again took up his microphone and bellowed out...

Xemnas: DISMISSED!

And with that, everyone warped out of the room, leaving Rai'x alone. He only looked around some more and yawned, thinking of what to do...

Rai'x: Why's everything so...white...Ah well, might as well goto the lounge and get to know everyone...

Meanwhile, everyone was all sitting at the big round table in the member's lounge...

Axel: Well...he seemed friendly...

Roxas: He looked about my age...

Demyx: If he likes music then he's okay by my books!

Vexan: He looks like a suitable experiment...

Marluxia: Why does he get a cooler outfit than me...

Zexion: Is it because your gay...that you choose to dwell on that...

Marluxia(summons scythe): I'M AM NOT GAY FOR THE LAST TIME!(at least I don't look like a moomba...)

Axel(draws chakram): You got something you wanna say to me flower boy?

Larxene: This is what...the seventh time those two have gotten into fights today?

Luxord: Eight, but you were close...

The would be fight, however, was broken by the sounds of the saloon-like doors opening, as well as the bootsteps that followed. Rai'x casually walked in and pulled up a chair at a nearby table, asking the Nobody working at the counter for a glass of soda(Mountain Dew to be more specific; I love MD:D). Responding to his sudden arrival, the other members walk over to Rai'x, in hopes of forging a friendship. Axel was the first to speak...

Axel: Hey there...um..Rai'x was it...welcome to the Organization XIV!

Rai'x, surprisingly smiled and extended a hand to shake Axel's hand.

Rai'x Thank you um...

Axel: The names Axel...A-X-E-L, got it memorized?

Roxas: Hello, I'm Roxas.

Larxene: I'm Larxene

Zexion: ...Zexion...

Vexan: My name is Vexan...

Xaldin: I'm Xaldin...

Xigbar: Yo, call me Xigbar...or Xig.

Demyx: Demyx's my name!

Sai'x: Refer to me as Sai'x...

Lexaeus: ...Lexaeus

Luxord: Call me Luxord, care to play a game?

Marluxia: I'm the Amazing Mr. Marl-

Axel: That's Flower Boy.

Rai'x: You're a boy...?

Marluxia: Of course I'm a boy!

Rai'x: Why do you have pink hair?

Marluxia: Because it's the color of nature!

Rai'x: ...You ARE gay...

Marluxia(draws scythe): I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE NEW MEMBER, I'LL KILL YOU!

Marluxia wildly began swinging his pink scythe in every direction, forcing everyone to jump back from the enraged gardener. Just as he was about to reach his target, Rai'x acted quickly as a large burst of blue electricity pushed Marluxia back to the wall. In Rai'x's hands was a large black and silver electric guitar, shaped like two demon wings crisscrossing together. Folded along the bottom wing was what looked like a double-edged scythe blade fashioned to act as a switchblade and transform into an axe or scythe.

Rai'x: To bad for you I wield both the elements of Thunder and Time along with this here electric guitar.

Larxene & Luxord: ...WHAT?

Rai'x: Huh...?

Larxene & Luxord(draws weapons): YOU STOLE OUR ELEMENTS!

Rai'x Um...Axel, what do you do when two very pissed off blondes are about to shoot razor-edged playing cards and electrified kunai at you...?

Axel: Well that's a very simple question Rai'x...RUN LIKE HELL!

Rai'x nodded and ran off down the halls with Luxord flailing his enlarged cards and Larxene skillfully throwing kunai at him. Yes life sure wasn't going to be boring for the Organization's newest addition...

Meanwhile, In Xemnas' office...

Xemnas(hugshis stuffedOnion Knight): I love you Sir Onion III :D


You know the drill, R&R, and still NO FLAMES or I'll make a barbecue outta you!

- KeyofOblivion