I don't own Naruto characters or the later to come Legacy of Kain characters! & I'm not into yaoi to let people know off the bat. Seems to be popular for some reason, but the occasional closeness is fine with me .
Hey, oh beloved Word processor, have a random fan-fiction thing that makes sense to nobody but me! Sounds like a plan.
And by the by, I know next to nothing about Akatsuki...oh, wait. I have (do do doooo)
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Okay so Kisame is the shark guy, which I knew. Deidra is that obnoxious blond dude with the mouths in his hands. Zetsu is the guy with the...thing on his head , whom I knew of. Yay for Zetsu! Them and Itachi are the only Akatsuki members I'm going to use in this story.
Also in this story, Neji, or as Orochimaru likes to call him, Hyuga #2, is having some personal issues. He is unable to identify the cause of them, but I figure its some post traumatic, future shock thing. Anyways, Neji has taken to plotting against Hinata because, despite never saying anything, everybody loves her. I hear tell Neji is nicer to Hinata now, episode wise, but I can't stand the guy so...Neji you are now the catalyst of violence against Hinata!
So...yeah...This is in the 21st century! Its today, as you like. The above mentioned Akatsuki members were the only ones to appear in our time. They stuck together, Itachi grabbing hold of the lead. Now we're off!!! And, of course Orochimaru has managed to piss people off at the start of things.
High speed car chases were a lot more fun then they should be when they took place on the desolate roads of the northwestern states of the U.S.
Orochimaru the Giant Snake was confident, but not completely sure, that he could wipe out the 3 remaining Akatsuki members. This, however, ran the risk of him being terribly maimed and left on the side of the road for the carnivorous mountain wildlife.
It took an unfathomable amount of chakra to transfer bodies. Every drained sinew, that was now his, screamed at his mind in outrage. In light of the visualization of being maimed, Orochimaru found that a high speed car chase suited his fancy just fine. Although, when he originally stumbled into his car, he didn't think Kisame would get so bent out of shape about losing Itachi. So bent out of shape, in fact, that he stole a car and came after the Sannin. Deidra and Zetsu, the remaining Akatsuki, stole yet another car to go after Kisame. This struck Orochimaru as odd. Akatsuki was never one of those brotherly kinds of crime organizations.
So there was a stolen car chasing a stolen car chasing an ominously black (of course) muscle car, doing over 100. Orochimaru was running out of gas. God knows how long they had been driving. He was unaware Kisame could even drive. He sighed and glanced at the rearview mirror, brushing Itachi's bangs from his face.
Looking to the road again, he was surprised to see a logging truck coming at him Orochimaru swerved to the right. It was at that point he found out that Kisame could not drive. The truck clipped Kisame's stolen car, turning the backside of the vehicle into a concave crease of twisted metal. Deidra, with Zetsu in the passenger seat, had the sense to turn the wheel by that time. They came to a screeching halt after all glass of their headlight had said hello to the reflective end of the guardrail.
The truck blared its horn and came to a rest athwart the asphalt. Orochimaru had come to a quick stop on the side of the road and got out of his car to look back. Kisame's car, missing the guardrail, plummeted off the cliff. Kisame leapt out before it cascaded into the trees. The car exploded, embedding shrapnel into everything around it.
The driver of the truck got out of his rig just in time to see Zetsu flit off into the trees after everyone else. The man got back in the cab and shrugged. He carried on his way and had an interesting story to tell his family when he got home.
Next chapter There are actually other characters in this story :p Find out what happened to Itachi! & why the hell I put my friend Fiona in another Naruto fic! Teh Feral
