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Disclaimer: Neither god's executioner REBORN nor I own the WWE, its superstars, the Night of Champions' theme song or any of the anime characters in this story.
Opening Theme: "Night of Gold" by CFO$
The one that we wait for when it's all put on the line
We all strive to reach the top and be the champion this time
I'm going to be a champion!
Yeah I got what it takes
Risk it all, make my own fate
I'm going to be a champion!
All the glory and the fame just sitting on my plate
I'm going to be a champion!
Sitting right in the spotlight
Cash falling from the sky
I'm going to be a champion!
All it takes is one night for me to turn around my whole life
They say it easy coming up and try to be the best
I'm crawling above you. You looking tired man, you need a rest
You're trying to graduate head of class, cheat the test
Homie, I ain't even trying. I just be the best.
Championships rings. Yeah I got a few.
Gold metals, First place. What I got to do?
Hard work, dedication, never quitting
Now you're looking at a champion.
I'm going to be a champion!
Yeah I got what it takes
Risk it all, make my own fate
I'm going to be a champion!
All the glory and the fame just sitting on my plate
I'm going to be a champion!
Sitting right in the spotlight
Cash falling from the sky
I'm going to be a champion!
All it takes is one night for me to turn around my whole life
I want to be a champion! A champion!
I'm going to be a champion!
I want to be a champion! I'm going to be a champion!
What defines a champion? It isn't just winning but champions win. It isn't all about glory but champions find it. Their passion is undeniable. Their drive is unstoppable. Their greatest is always right now. When pressure is at its greatest, a champion is at its best. Why? Because nothing else matters. Throughout the years, so many things have changed. But what is means to be champion, to have a heart of a champion? That will never change. Tonight is a night of champions. And as we remember the past, we look to tonight and dream of the future. Tonight, there's only one thing that matters…to walk out of this arena…a champion.
And now, O'Reilly Auto Part Presents, WWE Night of Champions!
"And tonight we celebrate those at the top, those who prove that they are the best, those who are champions." Michael Cole said from the announce table with Jerry "The King" Lawler and John "Bradshaw" Layfield. "You are looking live at Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, Michigan and this is the Night of Champions."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the COO of the WWE, Triple H!" Justin Roberts said as Triple H's theme song ("King of Kings" by Motorhead) plays. The crowd starts to boo and Triple H comes out and walks towards the ring.
"So it's only appropriate that we start tonight with one of the all time great champions." Cole said. "A 13-time world champion, Triple H. But many say he hasn't much of a champion since running things as COO of WWE. Hello again everybody. At ringside, I'm Michael Cole. He's John Layfield. He's Jerry "The King" Lawler."
"I don't know how many people are saying anything derogatory of 'The Game' because they fear for their jobs if they speak against him." Jerry Lawler said to his follow commentators.
"He's doing what's best for business. It's that simple." JBL refuted as Triple H enters the ring and grabbed a microphone.
"Welcome to Night of Champions!" Triple H said to the crowd. "I'm extremely proud to put to my stamp of approval on tonight's matches as I truly believe Night of Champions will be one of the greatest nights in WWE history. And show you that I'm not the villainous, cooperate, evil guy that many of the WWE superstars think that I am. To show you that I have listen to the WWE Universe. And that you want what I want, that is best for business. So tonight, in the WWE championship match, where Tsuna Sawada (as Daniel Bryan)…" Then the crowd started to point the sky, chanting yes repeatedly. "…will take one WWE Champion Zane Trusdale (as Randy Orton)…" And the crowd started to boo. "…there will be no interference from anybody. That means no Shield. That means no Big Show. That means nobody. Just Trusdale and Sawada, one-on-one. We will find out who should be WWE Champion. So with that said, are you ready?" And the crowd began to cheer. "I said, are you ready for Night of Champions?!"
"Stop. Stop." Spamdan (as Paul Heyman) said to Triple H as he and the Intercontinental Champion Takeshi Yamamoto (as Curtis Axel) comes out and walked towards the ring. "Hi, um, pardon the interruption but I've been calling, I've been texting and e-mail you. I've left messages with your executive assistances. I've left messages with your wife. I've left messages with your servants. I don't know what it takes to get a reply from you. I understand how busy you are. But I have, sir, a desperate need to speak with you." Then Spandam and Yamamoto entered the ring. "I didn't want to be here in public, in your ring, face-to-face. But I have a real serious problem with what you're considering to be "best for business"."
"Spandam, Spandam, first of all, are you alright?" Triple H asked. "You look terrible. When was the last time you slept? Spandam, you'll be…" Then Triple H backed away from Spandam. "When was the last you showered? What is wrong with you? You're falling apart, man. You're a wreck."
"Of course, I'm a wreck!" Spandam shouted at Triple H but calmed down when he remembered that his job could be at risk if he raised at Triple H. "I apologize. No one should raise their voice to a man in your position. And I apologize, especially in a night such as this, which is the most heavily anticipated Night of Champions in history and that goes to your credit, sir. I respect and admire your vision and your leadership. But in all due respect, I think you made a serious error in judgment. You put me, a non-athlete…" And the crowd chanted Gokudera (as CM Punk). "…in a handicap elimination match against a man, not a just a man, a fighter, as fighter of such dominance in your WWE but in my branding him as being the Best in the World, a fighter came within an inch of snapping the Undertaker's steak at Wrestlemania, a fighter that gave Elfman (as Brock Lensar) all that Elfman could handle, and this man wasn't want to just wrestle me or grapple me. This man wants to beat me up and wants to hurt me." The crowd starts cheering at the thought of what will happen to Spandam. "He wants to give me such a beating, I may never be seen in WWE again. And, I'm begging to do what's best for business. Please cancel this Handicap Elimination Match with Gokudera." The crowd chanted to Triple H because they want to see that match.
"You made some pretty good points, Spandam." Triple H said. "Is it anything to due to the fact that your match is made into a No Disqualification Elimination Handicap Match?" Spandam nodded and yes. "You already tried to weasel out of this thing and I don't see it happening again. Here the reality, there's no reason to be scared. In kind of match, quite frankly, honestly, you don't even have to tag in if you don't want to. I mean, just let Yamamoto handle Gokudera. I mean, you do believe that Yamamoto can take care of Gokudera, don't you. If you believe Yamamoto like you say like you believe in Yamamoto, then there's no problem. You do believe in Yamamoto, don't you? My felling, Spandam, the match stays."
Spandam's face turned a more depressed state when Triple H said that. "Is there no more honor amongst thieves?" Then Yamamoto took the microphone away from Spandam.
"You think this is funny, Hunter?" Yamamoto said. "What's wrong with you? Is there something personal going on here?" Then a smirk formed in Yamamoto's face. "I know what it is. I know what it is. Since the first day I become a Spandam guy, it was May 20 in Kansas City on Monday Night Raw, I beat you in a match." Triple H nodded because it was true. "That's it, isn't it?"
"Wow!" Triple H said. "You actually even remember the date. That's impressive." Spandam realized what Yamamoto did and is trying to reason with Triple H. "No, no, there's an old saying, 'Don't poke the bear,' right? So Spandam brings up a good point earlier that I've made a mistake tonight. After all, this is Night of Champions. And if I'm not mistaken, 'Night of Champions' means all championships are defended. Luckily for me, this is a mistake that I can fix now. See what I'm going to do right now, right here on September 15th in Detroit, I'm going to walk back down that aisle and you are going to defend the Intercontinental Championship against the first guy I cross when I walk back there. And Yamamoto, don't go anywhere because that match is going take place right now."
"Oh boy," Cole said as Triple H exits the ring and walked towards the backstage area.
"Here we go." JBL said excited.
"The night is not starting quite the way Mr. Spandam like." Cole added.
"I think Yamamoto let his alligator mouth overload his humming bird rear end." Lawler said.
"All Triple H is doing is what's best for business." JBL said.
Next Chapter: Intercontinental Title Match: Takeshi Yamamoto (as Curtis Axel) w/ Spandam (as Paul Heyman) vs. Killik Rung (as Kofi Kinsgton)
Now in this story, anime characters will replace the superstars and divas who were involved in the card for Night of Champions. Me and god's executioner REBORN are still looking for some more anime characters. If you have any ideas, send them with your review.
