Section 1: Preamble
We hold these truths to be self-evident:
1:1 That all Marauders were given certain inalienable rights, and among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of plunder.
1:2 That the only forces supreme to the individual Marauder are the house of Godric Gryffindor; Albus Dumbledore; The Ultimate Good; and his fellow Marauder.
1:3 That a marauder always does what is noble, unless it is in direct conflict with that which is fun, in which case he chooses the latter.
We, the band of brothers henceforth known only as the Marauders, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure inner tranquility, and some other stuff, do ordain and establish this, the Really Secret, Incredibly Nifty, Super Official Marauder's Handbook.
