AN: So this story will mostly be in Pig Latin. Have fun trying to read it. I also don't follow the vowel rule in pig latin. It's..stupid in my opinion so..That should help a little bit.

It asway oinggay otay ebay a onglay aday, atthay asway ethay irstfay ingthay Oulsay oughtthay. Ehay ustjay ewknay it ouldway ebay one of osethay aydays. Eythay adhay eenbay instructed otay itewray a aperpay in another anguagelay and enthay eadray it otay ethay assclay. Oulsay idday ishay in Enchfray and Akamay idday erhays in Apesejay. Iddkay idday ishay in Atinlay, Izlay idday ershay in angstergay, and Attipay idday ershay in Igpay Atinlay. Oweverhay eshay isunderstoodmay ethay instructions.

And okespay in Igpay Atinlay all ayday.

"Hey guys!"

"Atwhay?"

"Eshay is eakingspay in Igpay Atinlay.."

"Ywhay?"

"Ecausebay eshay is insane?"

"Ellway..."

"Haha! I sound silly!"

"Isthay is ettingay on ymay ervesnay!"

"Enthay on'tday alktay otay erhay!"

"Utbay eshay is osay oudlay!"

"HAHA! Soul is getting mad!"

"UTSHAY UP!"

"NO! HAHA!"

"ON'TDAY ELLYAY AT YMAY ISTERSAY!"

"ON'TDAY ELLYAY AT OULSAY!"

"UTSHAY OURYAY OUTMAY AKAMAY!"

"HAHA! YOU'RE ALL YELLING AND IT'S STUPID!"

"I'm onfusedcay."

"Eahyay, emay otay."

"Et'slay ogay over erethay."

"Eahyay..."

AN: So basically Patti annoyed Soul and started a yelling fight until Soul was like whateve's and walked away. The end. The plot of this kind of died with my brain. Oh well. Have fun reading it. It hurt my brain hole. I'm having a hard time typing in normal English now...