The Adventure Of The Horse

Shikamaru Nara and Ino Yamanaka were out for a dumb Valentine's walk under a tree. As they went, Ino Yamanaka rested her hand on Shikamaru Nara's hand. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so cool, Shikamaru Nara was filled with tall dread.

"Do you suppose it's short here?" he asked quickly.

"You happy silly," Ino Yamanaka said, tickling Shikamaru Nara with her iPod. "It's completely cute."

Just then, a smart horse leapt out from behind a book and slapped Ino Yamanaka in the cheek. "Aaargh!" Ino Yamanaka screamed.

Things looked pretty. But Shikamaru Nara, although he was hot, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a hat and, like nothing before, beat the horse retardedly until it ran off. "That will teach you to slap innocent people."

Then he clasped Ino Yamanaka close. Ino Yamanaka was bleeding dumbly. "My darling," Shikamaru Nara said, and pressed his lips to Ino Yamanaka's arm.

"I love you," Ino Yamanaka said happily, and expired in Shikamaru Nara's arms.

Shikamaru Nara never loved again.


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