A/N: this is my first story so i have a few mistakes. if you can point it out that would be great.

Disclaimer: I don't own Mortal Kombat.

One Question

It all started with a simple question...

"JOHNNY!!"Sonya screamed furiously. I don't remember anything else that happened other than Sonya beating the crap out of me. Oh, now I remember.

Flash back

It was a nice beautiful Saturday until Raiden desided to have everyone we know gather around in my mansion. It included Me, Sonya, Liu, Cyrax, Jax, Jade, Kitana, Himself, Fujin, Kai, Stryker, Sub-zero and the others I forgot. Raiden thought it would have been nice to have a 'friendly' meeting with everyone who was on the side of good. Mostly Kai, Liu and Kung started on a boring talk about the temple and crap. All the girls started talking and occasionally got into the 'on the scale from 1 to 10' junk. Most of the girls rated me as a 2 while Reptile rated a 4. Bummer. The gods talked to each other and Cyrax got into a little argument with Jax on 'how full robotics are better than bionic arms'.and then everything went down hill when Stryker HAD to ask"Hey Johnnny, are you going out with Sonya?"

End

I'm now in a hospital with both my arms, left leg and dignity broken. Everyone in the house ended up in the room. I couldn't find Stryker but Kitana said after I was unconscious, Sonya went after Stryker. Jax also added that Stryker was in a worse situation than I was with numerous fingers broken, a concussion and needed a neck brace with several tooth replacements. Apparently Sonya had to be removed by Raiden, Fujin, Jax, and the other men there. Sub-zero was still fixing a broken nose after Sonya rammed her head into his. After that, he dropped Sonya on a table and ended up making her go out like a light. the others were lucky with only scratches and bruises. Sonya then came in with a giant vase of lilies and tulips. She said she was sorry and that It was her 'time of the month'. what was that? Any way the doctor said that I would be released in two months. Here I am, Johnny Cage, typing with little self-esteem I have. Have a good day.

--Johnny Cage