Hello there, random voices. This is TAVROS NITRAM. He is a young human thief, for those of you who cannot see. If any of you CAN see him, I would recommend quickly taking a visit to your nearest pharmaceutical, as that is quite unusual, being that you're all faceless voices. TAVROS has a dusty old black tank top, loosely tucked into a pair of belted tan pants. The pants have four large pockets, two on the legs of each, which are full of miscellaneous items, such as keys, berries, wooden animals, sharp objects, and crackers. The legs of the pants are more securely tucked into a pair of black boots, which are laced sloppily. His hair, styled in…what might you call it, a fohawk? Shorter mohauks that aren't styled up. He sometimes has a brown jacket he'll wear, which has numerous hidden pockets for stashing recently stolen items. Or, anything else he might want to put there. You know, it's pretty sad, all of you faceless voices being unable to see! I shall grant you all the gift of SIGHT. While not true sight, you should become more aware of soundings, and what's happening. Isn't that great? You can now see that you appear to be in a FOREST. A series of random and interesting clues and objects inform you that this seems to be a MYTHICAL LAND, and by no means is it a modern place. How horrible, they don't even have cable! Not that anyone cares. What even is cable? Nothing. It doesn't exist. While you've already confirmed this land to be sorrowfully outdated, you'll soon find that it's oddly MODERN in ways of speech patterns, habits, and sometimes style. What, people can say "sup" but they can't have cable? Yes. Here, I have spent this time addressing all of you…but now, we shall all come together and enter the mind of TAVROS NITRAM. The doors of adventure have swung open for us, and it is ours to enter. We may give Tavros suggestions, demands, and sometimes even see a bit into the future…and we shall not stand idly by with such significant abilities. Welcome, Friends. Our story begins!

TAVROS: awaken on the forest floor.

TAVROS: awaken in your shabby forest cabin.