Palace bugs
One day, a king named Tsubasa was doing his royal duties when one of his chefs came running in, "Your majesty! The palace kitchen chefs
are having a food fight!". Upon hearing that, Tsubasa ran to the palace kitchen and saw the chefs throwing food everywhere. Suddenly,
an egg landed on Tsubasa's face and he ordered the chefs to stop. Everything came to a stop and the chefs widened their eyes and
bowed to Tsubasa. Tsubasa went up to a chef and demanded him to explain the situation."Your majesty! Chef Keyser released a
mosquito in the kitchen and we threw food at the mosquito but we still could not get the mosquito!" the chef explained.
"You could have used the mosquito net on that table instead of using the entire food supply!" Tsubasa shouted at the chefs while pointing
at a table with a mosquito net on it. The chefs were punished by cleaning the kitchen, executing the mosquito who happened to be Chef
Keyser's pet, Beelzebub and buying food with their own money for the kitchen as the whole food store was used up during the food fight.
Then, Tsubasa went back to work on his royal duties peacefully.
A week later, a servant came into his workroom and said, "Your majesty! The maids are having a pillow fight with all the pillows in the
palace!". What Tsubasa saw when he went out of his workroom was horrifying, there were bed bugs, feathers and pillow casings
EVERYWHERE. Tsubasa made a maid explain the situation and she said, "Your majesty, there were bed bugs in the pillows and we tried to
wring them out of the pillows but we still could not get them out!"
"You could have used the anti-bug spray!" Tsubasa roared at them, sending the bed bugs, feathers and pillow casings flying around in the
process. The maids sprayed the entire palace with the anti-bug spray, bought new pillows with their money and cleaned up the mess too.
Tsubasa now really hoped that nothing would happen next week. The following week came and all was well. Tsubasa thought that it was
the end of his troubles until the following month...
"Your majesty! Ants have invaded our country!" a servant shouted, running into Tsubasa's workroom. Tsubasa screamed in frustration
and stormed out of the door of his workroom to see what was going on, to find the hallway filled with ants eating the doors and furniture
inside the rooms. Everybody was running with a sea of ants that was knee length and shouting for help, making the place even more
chaotic than it already was. Also while Tsubasa was distracted, ants filled his workroom and ate the papers that contained important
things that King needed to help the country grow.
"NO! MY PAPERS! WHAT HAVE YOU BRAINLESS ANTS DONE?" Tsubasa screamed while stomping on some ants.
It took a year for Tsubasa to stop the ant invasion and luckily for him, the ants could not eat land or else they would be stranded in the
middle of the sea. But now, the land was empty of houses and even the palace was gone as the ants had eaten practically everything in
sight... except land of course. Tsubasa had to rebuild everything from scratch and the people from the villages helped too, which speeded
up the painfully slow process of designing and building the houses and palace. Soon, everything was back to its former glory and Tsubasa
returned to his royal duties, finding that all his papers were eaten by ants. He then screamed loudly to the world, "I hate you crazy ants!'
The End
