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A father's nightmare

Robby Ray Stewart is making dinner when suddenly the door bell sounds.

Robby Ray walk over to the front door and open it. Outside there are two women, about 30 years old. One is a brunette and the other's a blonde.

"Ladies, do you need anything?" says Robby Ray.

"Don't you know who we are?" says the brunette with a familiar voice.

"No, sorry..." says Robby Ray confused. He know that there's something very familiar about the young lady's voice, but he's not sure why, he's never seen her before.

"Dad, it's me, Miley!" says the brunette with a smile.

"Miley?" says Robby Ray as his jaw drop to the floor in surprise.

"Yup, it's me! Only I'm all grown up now." says Miley.

"That's impossible. You're supposed to be 15 years old." says Robby Ray.

"Mr Stewart, what kind of a father doesn't recognize his own daughter...?" says the blonde as she give Robby Ray a glare.

"In my offence, the last time I saw her was this morning. She was just 15 then. Forgive me if it's a little odd to see her as a 30 year old woman." says Robby Ray. "I assume that you're Lilly then..."

"Yes, I'm Lilly!" says Lilly.

"Lillian, since you're a 30 year old woman ya may refer to me as 'Robby' from now on." says Robby Ray, trying to sound calm and confident.

"Robby it is!" says Lilly.

"See ya later, daddy! Me and Lillian are headin' to the porno-bar where we're goin' to dance totally naked in front of rich dudes who throw cash at our feet." says Miley.

"Grown up daughter say what...?" says Robby Ray out loud.

"Chillax, ol' man! Lilly and me are workin' as strippers down at 'Sexy Castle Pub' two times a week. It's fun, right, Lils?" says Miley.

"It's awesome! All those horny men lookin' at us. I love it!" says Lilly.

"Let's go, Lilly! We don't wanna keep all of the rich men waiting. I wonder if we'll get laid tonight..." says Miley.

"Why shouldn't we? We always do." says Lilly.

"True!" says Miley.

"Miley Ray Stewart, ya know what I feel about things like striptease, porn and sex for money!" says Robby Ray in a manly angry tone.

"I'm not a kid anymore, dad. Stop tellin' me what to do, I'm a 30 year old woman." says Miley.

"Maybe, but you're still my daughter. You're my flesh and blood and I don't want ya to waste your life as a stripper and worse...you've taken Lilly with you on the trip to hell." says Robby Ray, still angry.

"I'm the one who suggested we give this stripper-thing a try." says Lilly in a casual tone.

"And you both enjoy it...?" says Robby Ray.

"Sure, dad! Striptease is the shit!" says Miley.

"Yeah! We're the most popular chicks at the porno-bar. Guys come all the way from the East Coast to see our show." says Lilly.

Miley and Lilly walk away.

"No, Miley! Wait...don't go!" says Robby Ray.

Suddenly Robby Ray hear Miley's voice. "Dad, wake up!"

Robby Ray open his eyes. He's on the floor in the kitchen.

"Mile, what's goin' on?" says Robby Ray.

"I came downstairs to get some snacks for me and Lilly when I found you here on the floor sleeping." says Miley.

"Sleepin'...? Oh, thank God! The whole thing was just a nightmare, a bad dream." says Robby Ray.

"What did you dream about...? I heard you say 'Miley, don't go' or something." says Miley.

"You and Lilly were 30 years old..." says Robby Ray.

"Why is that so bad...?" says Miley.

"You two were workin' as strippers at a porno-bar." says Robby Ray.

"I would never be a stripper, dad. You and mom have raised me with values and ethics. Never in hell would I throw my life away as a sex-object at some crappy porno-bar." says Miley.

"Good, Miley!" says Robby Ray with a smile.

"Daddy, ya know I'd never dance naked in front of perverted men. That would be freakin' disgusting!" says Miley.

"That's nice to hear, bud." says Robby Ray.

The End.