Ok, let's get started, shall we? First off, there's Nudge. What? No, Nudge, I'm not making fun of your...I don't even know what she said! Your...devil with a carrot...? Nudge, what does that even mean? Ahem, anyway, we think Nudge's 2% Chihuahua with wings, considering that she has wings, and all you can hear when she opens her mouth is "BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK!" You know...maybe she's 3% Chihuahua...or maybe 4...
But, that's enough of Nudge...
Next off, there's Fang. And no, he's not a statue. See? He just blinked.
...Or was that my imagination? Meh, anyway...Ope, looks like he got into my eye liner again. I can't believe him...after I spent all that time trying to convince him he's pretty enough without makeup. He never listens to me. What was that, Fang? No, I'm not mad...even though I was going to wear it on my date with Sam tonight...And it looks like you've used it all. *Sigh*
Anyway, we think Fang's 2% emo goose everyone who passes him thinks he's a statue, and I don't blame them. He doesn't show emotion. We don't know if he just doesn't want to, or if he's mentally unable to, but we're pretty sure he's mentally unable to. He's a man of many mysteries. He IS, however, dating a vampire...
Fang, what do you mean, what am I talking about? You're dating Victoria from Twilight, duh! Honestly, Fang, for dating someone as famous of Victoria, and not knowing she's a vampire...you're pretty stupid...
Wait, what? Her name is Lissa?
Next, here's Angel. It looks like she got into my eyeliner, too. Er, well, maybe she's not...it's really hard to tell. But Angel can read our minds, so she knows all of our deepest secrets, and just decides to spill them out to everybody...that jerk...wait, what? ANGEL, what kind of crazy talk are you spewing? I DIDN'T say that, and...Wha...DON'T TELL FANG ABOUT THAT! GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE!
*five minutes later*
Sorry, folks, that little part there was a bit too bloody to show. Angel has been put into an ambulance, and is on her way to the ER. Heh...let's just say she was about to tell Fang something VERY embarrassing and I will not say it out loud, so yeah...sorry folks
Next, is Iggy. He's blind, see and has this major crush on my half-sister, Ella, and it's sweet, really...and oh...dear, Ella's in the crowd...aaaaand she looks like she's about to kill me. I think I'll hide behind Fang. Heh...
Anyway, yes he is blind. Iggy, why don't you say something about yourself-GUYS, WHERE IS IGGY?
...HE WANDERED OFF! Ugh, he probably got lost and is roaming around the whole building! *fifteen minutes later*
He's not anywhere! I can't find him! C'mon, he's super tall, and not hard to miss at all! Why can't I find him!
Wait...is that him? Oh dear, IGGY, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Ok, kind people, we will now have a commercial break! We'll be right back, on the Maximum Ride Show-IGGY, DON'T TOUCH THAT, EITHER!
