=== Be the boy trying not to get punched in the face

No that is not your name but you are right. At the moment you are pinned down to the ground by a boy named Karkat Vantas who is throwing punches at you for reasons that you do not know. Why don't Jade or Rose help you they just sit by and watch it all happen with amused smiles. Gamzee is there too but you highly doubt that he will ever help you.

"Goddammit Karkat stop! What did I even do to get you mad at me!"Though the other male wasn't listening to busy trying to beat you into the ground. Oh and you have now noticed that you have not introduced yourself! You are John Egbert and you are wondering why you are even friends with these guys.

Finally though Gamzee lifted him of you and laughed at him as he started swinging his fists at him instead. Well you guess you were wrong about Gamzee never helping you."Calm down Karbro we don't want someone to get motherfucking hurt do we."Gamzee told the younger and shorter male rubbing their faces together.

"YES ACTUALLY THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!" Screamed Karkat trying to push the other away."FUCK! GAMZEE LET GO YOU ASSOLE!" You stare with at the two with amusement trying to figure out how in the world could these two possibly be friends.

Gamzee is tall and lanky;face always covered with gray paint. Both males have dark hair but Karkat isn't nearly as pale as Gamzee. He is short about your height but taller by an inch or two which he takes great pride in. Turning your attention away from them you look to the girls who are talking amongst themselves.

"So now what are we gonna do?" You asked gaining everyone's attention."Oh we could play a game!"Jade offered excitedly smile growing bigger."Sure what game should we play then!"You ask just wanting to be entertained."Truth or dare" Was her reply.

=== Be the screaming asshole

YOU ARE NOT AN ASSHOLE HOWEVER YOU ARE SCREAMING. Gamzee is refusing to let you go saying that you need to slam a faygo. Like you'll ever even go near that revolting drink he enjoys so much. Jade Harley has just suggested to play truth or dare and you absolutely want no part of that childish game,but then again you could play to get your revenge on John for telling everyone you have a crush on someone who will remain unnamed.

Yes you are going to make him do something so very very embarrassing. You are now smiling like a crazy person and it seems that everyone has taken notice since they're all staring at you."WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT!" You yell suddenly feeling embarrassed and feeling your face starting to heat up slightly.

"Okay let's just get started with the game,"Jade chirped "So who wants to go first!" "I WILL GO FIRST!" You scream out immediately just wanting to get your revenge on John. You look directly at him and ask"John truth or dare?"He smiles and replies with dare unaware that he was going to regret this.

"Okay,"You say smiling evilly"On the first day of school you have to crossdress and I will pick your outfit."John goes pale and you can just tell that he regrets ever saying dare though his dignity not letting him back down from the dare. You are going to have fun with this and you don't have to wait long since school starts a week from now. Yes this is going to be perfect.

Hello EasilyConfusedHetalian here~

So this is going to be my fanfiction first for Homestuck(which I do not own!) and it is going to be a JohnDave fic but will have a bit of other pairings. Anyway I hope you enjoyed and tell me if you liked it or not! OuO

EasilyConfusedHetalian~