w00t! First fic!

Wait,are dumb things like this considered fics?
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Interviews of the Retarded Kind: Part 1: Inuyasha!

Nikki: okay... so, um what do you have to say?
Inuyasha:... I'm hungry.
Nikki: Then go get some food! GOD!
Inuyasha: What if a food monster gets me?
Nikki:... Are you on drugs or what?

long silence

Inuyasha: Let's dance!
Nikki: Dance? DANCE! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING AN INTERVIEW FROM YOU! WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO DANCE!
Inuyasha:... oh... okay watery eyes
Taylor comes in (why do I put my friends in these things)
Taylor: NIKKI! WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
Nikki: I DON'T KNOW! WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
both: XD Inuyasha: has officially started crying
Taylor: LOOK! YOU MADE HIM CRY AGAIN NIKKI!
Nikki: NO I DIDN'T ITS YOUR FAULT!
Neil walks in
Neil: Is this an other repeat of your comics?
Nikki: No... oh wait... thats what its turning into. Well it's not supposed to be.
Neil: I think this interview is over.
Taylor: NO IT'S NOT! WE STILL NEED NACHOS!
Inuyasha: Can I have nachos? Kagome won't let me have any flashback
Inuyasha: Oooooo... naaaaaaaaachos! Kagome can I get nachos?
Kagome: looks up at the menu
nachos 5.50 Kagome: Nah... go home and make yourself a quesadilla.
Inuyasha: ... Goodbye Mr. nachos Homer (in the background): singing Nacho Nacho Man. I want to be a Nacho Man.
Inuyasha: It's... It's not fa- AAAAAAAA COCKROACH!
end of flashback
Nikki:... Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Everyone: NAAAAAAAAAAACHO PARTY an hour later
Nikki: You guys stuffed yourself with nachos... pigs.
Neil: I think Inu threw up Inuyasha: ... I couldn't help it. cries
Taylor: I guess this interview is over Nikki: This wasn't even an interview. I'm gonna have to try this another day when your not around Taylor.
Taylor: WHAT? WHY DO I GET THE BLAME FOR A BAD INTERVIEW. IT'S YOUR FAULT IT WENT WRONG!
Nikki: Back to you Mark Mark ( I can't remember his name, just that he's the guy on channel 5): Okay... what was all that stuff about?
Nikki: I don't know.
Taylor: We... we were being filmed this whole time... eye twitch
Neil: Uh... are you okay?
Nikki: Uh oh. Running time! grabs Inu and Neil and runs for her life
3 hours later
Nikki: Okay I think we're safe.
Neil: Did you even notice that we're in the middle of a battle on a covenant ship?
Nikki: ... Uh oh. Oh, isn't Covenant supposed to be capitalized?
Neil: I don't know. Why?
Nikki: because I forgot to capitalize it.
Neil: Oh. I don't think that really matters.
Nikki: ...Where's Inuyasha?
Neil: Over there.
Inuyasha: teasing a bunch of Grunts
Grunt 1: Die fucker!
Grunt 2: Oh no! Not again!
Grunt 3: TAG ME!
Inuyasha: continues teasing them with a plasma grenade in his hand (Wow. Two of my favorite things: Inuyasha and plasma grenades)
Elite w/ energy sword: sneaks up behind Inuyasha Die stabs him in the gut
Inuyasha: falls over, but not before releasing that plasma grenade. (w00t! Death to all)
Neil: Picks up a shotgun I think Inuyasha needs our help tosses her a pistol
Nikki: GIMME THAT! I'M BETTER WITH A SHOTGUN THAN YOU! takes it from him
Neil: Okay then. I'll just take this sniper rifle and this plasma shooter and these pl- HEY!
Nikki: NOOOOOO... MY PLASMA GRENADES.
Neil: Fine then. Take them. I'll just take these fragm- what are they called again?
Nikki: I don't know... normal grenades?
Neil: Did you hear something?
Nikki: No... why?
Elite: Attacks them both
Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA : Hey. wake up!
Nikki: hmm?
: What about that interview?
Nikki: I already did it. Then weird things happened. And I didn't get to see Master Chief.
: Master Chief? What are you talking about?
Nikki: Who are you?
: Well who does it look like Nikki: Oh... Inuyasha... falls asleep on him
Inuyasha: HEY! WAKE UP! XD end
preview
Nikki: OKAY! Next time I'm gonna interview... WHAT?
DO I HAVE TO INTERVIEW KAGOME? Aw man...

Well next time I'm gonna interview Kagome. We'll see where the slut gets her stuff. Neil: You must really hate her.
Nikki: I hate most anime girls.
Neil: I'm surprised you don't hate Yuna Nikki: Yuna's too loveable to hate.
Neil: .
Nikki: Oh yeah. and I'm also gonna interview Inuyasha at the same time. And maybe Master Chief Caboose: I think that is a good idea.
Neil: How did Caboose get here?
Nikki: The same way you did.
Neil: Oh well.
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Disclaimer: I don't own any Inuyasha characters Except Inuyasha. HE IS MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! runs away with him

I also don't own any Halo characters. Bungie owns them... takes Master Chief and runs away Teh... my own body guard. You can only PWN them. I have PWNED many of them. "YOU GOT PWNED MAN! FUCKING PWNED"-retarded Red from ep 39 (i think thats the ep.)

And the last thing I don't own is Caboose or any other Red Vs Blue characters... Rooster Teeth made them up, because, like me also, they are crazy Halo fans. If you are a crazy Halo fan, go join If you do I might tell you my sn on there.