Strawberries and Other Strange Things.
Bullshitted by Timbitch, Written by ProwlerCaboose
Introduction
The year is 21XX.
The world has been through economic collapse and is now in a state of near ruin. The economy has become so bad that people began to kidnap each other for no reason, and everyone got kidnapped and when i say everyone i do honestly mean everyone. Neighbor kidnapped neighbor, who were then kidnapped by their neighbors and so on. This led to everyone having an advanced form of stockholm syndrome called stockholmy.
The world was then dubbed fucked up by most, yet the more proper and scientific term used for that it is sniggity bo biggidy. This use of sniggity bo biggidy referring to the fact that the world is indeed fucked up.
In this time hope for the world to become one again whole, or how it was now scientifically referred to as "The Ghost of a Penis That Never Was." or in other words normal or whole and just back to being good. Scientist got really bored with names and shit and i guess they just kind of made this up at this point for names and stuff i really don't know. Can't deny that they got more creative with naming things though.
I got distracted, anyways hope for the world had faded almost to the point where everyone kind of gave up, some people already had. The only hope for the world to be restored was in the second James Cameron Avatar movie. The people need this movie, they are begging for it. Only if it is good and completed could the world finally become The Ghost of a Penis That Never Was once more.
The hopes of the world have been put all on one man.
Nicolas Cage. The main actor of the second Avatar movie.
This is his story.
Strawberries and Other Strange Things
