Ok, disclaimer time. I don't own Middle Earth of any of that fun stuff, but
the names Celebwen, Andunemir, and Alkredwen are ours.
And warning: Lots of popcorn.
Also, Lorien is the Forest of Skittles (don't ask…)
Secret Diary of Andunemir
Day one:
Dear diary, I can conjure popcorn. Regular and movie-theater! Go me, I am so cool!
Day two:
Dear diary, popcorn can be caramel and cheese too. I might be getting addicted to it. Heading to Rivendell to hang out with friends (and I'm drowning in skittles!)
Day four:
Dear diary, Had fun in a hot tub today! Silly Boz tried to get it on with Alkredwen and she wupped him good. Popcorn news: I can make elvin flavors, too! I'm working on hard liquor now…
Day something:
Diary, popcorn veeeeeeeryyyyyyyy goooooood…
Stuff:
Paper-book-thingy:
Someone tried to take my popcorn away. I think it was that frizzy-haired one, Emerwen. Threw a pillow at her. At least, I think it was a pillow. It said 'ow' though…
To paper:
Complete listing of popcorn flavors:
1 Plain
Butter
2 Movie theater
Caramel
3 Cheese
4 White cheddar
Chocolate
Tree bark
Citrus
Strawberry
Watermelon
Grape
Mead
Ale
Vodka
White wine
Red wine
Schnapps
Tequila
Moonshine (dangerous…)
Pina colada
Margarita
Screwdriver
Nail polish (how did that get in there?!)
Apple juice (special request…)
Dirt
Carrot
Jellybean
Lembas
Calculator (um….)
Hobbit (another special request)
Legolas (group consensus)
Celebwen (I need to stop taking requests…)
Alkredwen (no more requests!!!)
Peppermint
Bubble gum
Filthy-male-repelling (last request!!)
Paste
Potato chip
Mountain Dew (food of champions!!!!)
Later:
Celebwen has a fuzzy shadow that talks… and so does Emerwen…
HELP!!!!!! THEY PUT ME IN REHAB!!!!! SOMETHING ABOUT A 'POPCORN ADDICTION'.HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP MMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know skittles make good lap dogs?
And warning: Lots of popcorn.
Also, Lorien is the Forest of Skittles (don't ask…)
Secret Diary of Andunemir
Day one:
Dear diary, I can conjure popcorn. Regular and movie-theater! Go me, I am so cool!
Day two:
Dear diary, popcorn can be caramel and cheese too. I might be getting addicted to it. Heading to Rivendell to hang out with friends (and I'm drowning in skittles!)
Day four:
Dear diary, Had fun in a hot tub today! Silly Boz tried to get it on with Alkredwen and she wupped him good. Popcorn news: I can make elvin flavors, too! I'm working on hard liquor now…
Day something:
Diary, popcorn veeeeeeeryyyyyyyy goooooood…
Stuff:
Paper-book-thingy:
Someone tried to take my popcorn away. I think it was that frizzy-haired one, Emerwen. Threw a pillow at her. At least, I think it was a pillow. It said 'ow' though…
To paper:
Complete listing of popcorn flavors:
1 Plain
Butter
2 Movie theater
Caramel
3 Cheese
4 White cheddar
Chocolate
Tree bark
Citrus
Strawberry
Watermelon
Grape
Mead
Ale
Vodka
White wine
Red wine
Schnapps
Tequila
Moonshine (dangerous…)
Pina colada
Margarita
Screwdriver
Nail polish (how did that get in there?!)
Apple juice (special request…)
Dirt
Carrot
Jellybean
Lembas
Calculator (um….)
Hobbit (another special request)
Legolas (group consensus)
Celebwen (I need to stop taking requests…)
Alkredwen (no more requests!!!)
Peppermint
Bubble gum
Filthy-male-repelling (last request!!)
Paste
Potato chip
Mountain Dew (food of champions!!!!)
Later:
Celebwen has a fuzzy shadow that talks… and so does Emerwen…
HELP!!!!!! THEY PUT ME IN REHAB!!!!! SOMETHING ABOUT A 'POPCORN ADDICTION'.HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP MMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you know skittles make good lap dogs?
