Ok, disclaimer time. I don't own Middle Earth of any of that fun stuff, but the names Celebwen, Andunemir, and Alkredwen are ours.

And warning: Lots of popcorn.

Also, Lorien is the Forest of Skittles (don't ask…)



Secret Diary of Andunemir

Day one:

Dear diary, I can conjure popcorn. Regular and movie-theater! Go me, I am so cool!

Day two:

Dear diary, popcorn can be caramel and cheese too. I might be getting addicted to it. Heading to Rivendell to hang out with friends (and I'm drowning in skittles!)

Day four:

Dear diary, Had fun in a hot tub today! Silly Boz tried to get it on with Alkredwen and she wupped him good. Popcorn news: I can make elvin flavors, too! I'm working on hard liquor now…

Day something:

Diary, popcorn veeeeeeeryyyyyyyy goooooood…

Stuff:

Paper-book-thingy:

Someone tried to take my popcorn away. I think it was that frizzy-haired one, Emerwen. Threw a pillow at her. At least, I think it was a pillow. It said 'ow' though…

To paper:

Complete listing of popcorn flavors:

1 Plain

Butter

2 Movie theater

Caramel

3 Cheese

4 White cheddar

Chocolate

Tree bark

Citrus

Strawberry

Watermelon

Grape

Mead

Ale

Vodka

White wine

Red wine

Schnapps

Tequila

Moonshine (dangerous…)

Pina colada

Margarita

Screwdriver

Nail polish (how did that get in there?!)

Apple juice (special request…)

Dirt

Carrot

Jellybean

Lembas

Calculator (um….)

Hobbit (another special request)

Legolas (group consensus)

Celebwen (I need to stop taking requests…)

Alkredwen (no more requests!!!)

Peppermint

Bubble gum

Filthy-male-repelling (last request!!)

Paste

Potato chip

Mountain Dew (food of champions!!!!)

Later:

Celebwen has a fuzzy shadow that talks… and so does Emerwen…

HELP!!!!!! THEY PUT ME IN REHAB!!!!! SOMETHING ABOUT A 'POPCORN ADDICTION'.HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP MMMEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know skittles make good lap dogs?