STAR WARZ
In a nutshell
Long ago, in a far off Galaxy, the Galactic Alliance was in Peril. Jar Jar Binks wouldn't shut the
fuck up. He caused Yoda to commit suicide, Chewbacca to eat a fuckin Droid, General
Grievance blew up his headquarters, R2-D2 took himself apart, Luke and Leia got married,
had dozens of inbreeded children with learning disabilities, Obi Wan cut his own head off with
his lightsaber, and Samuel Jackson threw himself off the building saying, "A FUCKIN SHARK
ATE ME! BUT COMPARED TO THIS, IT AIN'T NOTHIN!" And Rick James bitch
slapped him. Then, the entire Universe collapsed on itself. THE END
Not my writing all credit goes to my good friend Alexis
