STAR WARZ

In a nutshell

Long ago, in a far off Galaxy, the Galactic Alliance was in Peril. Jar Jar Binks wouldn't shut the

fuck up. He caused Yoda to commit suicide, Chewbacca to eat a fuckin Droid, General

Grievance blew up his headquarters, R2-D2 took himself apart, Luke and Leia got married,

had dozens of inbreeded children with learning disabilities, Obi Wan cut his own head off with

his lightsaber, and Samuel Jackson threw himself off the building saying, "A FUCKIN SHARK

ATE ME! BUT COMPARED TO THIS, IT AIN'T NOTHIN!" And Rick James bitch

slapped him. Then, the entire Universe collapsed on itself. THE END

Not my writing all credit goes to my good friend Alexis