[A dark, cold night. The moonlight shines down upon the graveyard. Buffy, Willow and Xander make their way across the muddy grass in search of deamons to slay]
BUFFY: It's almost eleven and still no cigaar! [long pause]
Oh, come on you guys! You don't have to ignore me! I'm so not ready to be ignored [another long pause]
You guys? [Buffy turns around. She realises that she is alone in the graveyard]
Willow? Xander? Where are you guys? [Buffy runs back, retracing her steps. She is frantic]
WILLOW! XANDER! [Buffy yells at the top of her voice. Her friends have vanished]
[~BUFFY OPENING MUSIC/CREDITS~]
[Giles' house. Buffy bursts in. Giles is sitting on his couch with his new cat]
BUFFY: Giles! Giles, you have to help me! Something's happened to Willow and Xander!
GILES: SLow down, calm down. Now, start from the begining!
BUFFY: Well, I don't know what went wrong. I've been searching all night! We were out patroling in the graveyards and nothing was happening! Then I turned around and they were just....they were gone Giles!
[The cat hisses at Buffy]
BUFFY: Hey Giles, I didn't know you had a cat.
GILES: Oh, that's just it. This cat isn't a conventional cat. It's more or less a....[pause]
BUFFY: A what?? A what??
GILES: A talking cat.
BUFFY: [pauses and looks at Giles strangely] Giles, what's wrong with you?
GILES: Look, I think it might be able to tell us a thing or two about where Willow and Xander are.
BUFFY: But... Giles, what are you talking about
GILES: No, not me. Listen to the cat.
[Giles guides Buffy over to the couch where the cat is. The cat growls at Buffy]
GILES: Well, it's never done that before. There must be something about you. I wonder why it's acting this way
BUFFY: Why don't you just ask it
GILES: [Looking strangely at Buffy] Buffy, are you feeling alright?
BUFFY: [Rolling her eyes] Giles, I don't have time for this!
GILES: For what? Buffy who are you talking to
BUFFY: [pause] Giles, you said this cat could talk! Just now you said this cat could talk!
GILES: I did no such thing. Buffy, you need to...
BUFFY: Giles! What is wrong with you? Are you gonna help me or not? We need to find Willow and...
GILES: NO! We cannot do anything until the cat speaks
[Riley bursts into the house through the door]
RILEY: Buffy, thank God I found you here. I've been looking for you everywhere
GILES: I'm completely sick of you!
[Giles grabs a vase and throws it at Riley's head, smashing it to peices.
BUFFY: Giles! [Riley falls asleep]
GILES: The cat told me to do it. Can't you see!
BUFFY: [Kneeling down] Riley.... are you ok?? [turning to Giles]
Oh my God, what have you done to him?
GILES: I couldn't let him tell you. What he told you could have deamonstrated a great loss for me...us, for us
BUFFY: [Standing up in rage] Look, I don't have a clue what is going on here. First Will and Xander go missing, and then you're going all crazy on me...
GILES: Buffy, your vanishing!
BUFFY: What? What now?
GILES: [shocked and horriffied] Buffy, you're vanishing! Buffy!
BUFFY: [looking down at herself] I'm not vanishing! You're lost!
GILES: No girl, it is Giles who is lost, forever!
[The cat's eyes glow]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
THIS IS THE END OF PART ONE~~~~~~ PART TWO?? COMING SOON!!!
BUFFY: It's almost eleven and still no cigaar! [long pause]
Oh, come on you guys! You don't have to ignore me! I'm so not ready to be ignored [another long pause]
You guys? [Buffy turns around. She realises that she is alone in the graveyard]
Willow? Xander? Where are you guys? [Buffy runs back, retracing her steps. She is frantic]
WILLOW! XANDER! [Buffy yells at the top of her voice. Her friends have vanished]
[~BUFFY OPENING MUSIC/CREDITS~]
[Giles' house. Buffy bursts in. Giles is sitting on his couch with his new cat]
BUFFY: Giles! Giles, you have to help me! Something's happened to Willow and Xander!
GILES: SLow down, calm down. Now, start from the begining!
BUFFY: Well, I don't know what went wrong. I've been searching all night! We were out patroling in the graveyards and nothing was happening! Then I turned around and they were just....they were gone Giles!
[The cat hisses at Buffy]
BUFFY: Hey Giles, I didn't know you had a cat.
GILES: Oh, that's just it. This cat isn't a conventional cat. It's more or less a....[pause]
BUFFY: A what?? A what??
GILES: A talking cat.
BUFFY: [pauses and looks at Giles strangely] Giles, what's wrong with you?
GILES: Look, I think it might be able to tell us a thing or two about where Willow and Xander are.
BUFFY: But... Giles, what are you talking about
GILES: No, not me. Listen to the cat.
[Giles guides Buffy over to the couch where the cat is. The cat growls at Buffy]
GILES: Well, it's never done that before. There must be something about you. I wonder why it's acting this way
BUFFY: Why don't you just ask it
GILES: [Looking strangely at Buffy] Buffy, are you feeling alright?
BUFFY: [Rolling her eyes] Giles, I don't have time for this!
GILES: For what? Buffy who are you talking to
BUFFY: [pause] Giles, you said this cat could talk! Just now you said this cat could talk!
GILES: I did no such thing. Buffy, you need to...
BUFFY: Giles! What is wrong with you? Are you gonna help me or not? We need to find Willow and...
GILES: NO! We cannot do anything until the cat speaks
[Riley bursts into the house through the door]
RILEY: Buffy, thank God I found you here. I've been looking for you everywhere
GILES: I'm completely sick of you!
[Giles grabs a vase and throws it at Riley's head, smashing it to peices.
BUFFY: Giles! [Riley falls asleep]
GILES: The cat told me to do it. Can't you see!
BUFFY: [Kneeling down] Riley.... are you ok?? [turning to Giles]
Oh my God, what have you done to him?
GILES: I couldn't let him tell you. What he told you could have deamonstrated a great loss for me...us, for us
BUFFY: [Standing up in rage] Look, I don't have a clue what is going on here. First Will and Xander go missing, and then you're going all crazy on me...
GILES: Buffy, your vanishing!
BUFFY: What? What now?
GILES: [shocked and horriffied] Buffy, you're vanishing! Buffy!
BUFFY: [looking down at herself] I'm not vanishing! You're lost!
GILES: No girl, it is Giles who is lost, forever!
[The cat's eyes glow]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
THIS IS THE END OF PART ONE~~~~~~ PART TWO?? COMING SOON!!!
