Stories InuHime can bitch about
Story 2: The Yu-Yu-Hakusho Story
New Team Urameshi
A Kurama x O.C. Fan-fic.
Inuhime came to the surface of the water, gasping ever so slightly for breath. She was naked except for a shiny silver pendent in the shape of a cat's head. She had been taking a bath in the pool at the base of the waterfall.
Sitting on the bank, ringing her hair dry, Inuhime had a far off look on her face. She was remembering Lord Koenma's words.
[Flashback Start
Koenma stood on his desk, his child form standing erect. The binkie in his mouth bobbed up and down as he spoke.
"Inuhime, do you know anything about the human Yusuke Urameshi?" Koenma asked.
"Well," Koenma continued thoughtfully, "He's not really a human. Not anymore." Koenma smiled. "Yusuke Urameshi is the descendent of Raizen. He is a half-demon of the Amazaku tribe."
Koenma turned. "Father – King Yama – wished to put Yusuke to death from fear that he would be to powerful and thus a treat. I, of course, refused to allow it. The result was that Urameshi was fired from being a Spirit Detective."
He looked back at Inuhime. "And now, after more than three years of persuasion, I am authorized to put Yusuke Urameshi on probation. He'll be a Spirit Detective for Earth again! The condition, of course, being that someone keep tabs on him at all times. That person being you."
Koenma handed her a map. "Your first duty is to accompany Yusuke from the Makai border to his hometown. There you will be introduced to the remaining members of your team."
"'Team,'?" Inuhime asked.
Koenma chuckled. "Its an informal term that many have taken to calling the makeshift squad Urameshi compiled. It began with the Tournament, where many groups of fighters would compete, one being Yusuke's team, since dubbed 'Team Urameshi'. They make quite a collection, actually."
Koenma seemed to be remembering something. "By-the-way, when you find Urameshi, tell him Puu says hi."
[Flashback End
Inuhime turned slightly. "This is so lame… I'm babysitting a hotshot punk for a baby. What a joke…"
Inuhime thought she saw a flash to her right, but when she looked there was nothing around, so she ignored it and got dressed.
Yusuke tapped his foot at the edge of the worlds. "What's taking that idiot so long? If I didn't have to wait for some dumb chaperone I'd have been halfway there by now!"
He sat down on the ground and pouted. "This sucks…"
After a few moments Yusuke saw a girl walk in his direction. She had bushy blond hair and hazel eyes. Her whole attention was on a piece of paper in her hand. Yusuke watched as her red kimono fluttered in the dry air. She didn't stop until she tripped over a small rock a few feet from Yusuke. He ran over to help her up.
"HAY! You keep that up and your gonna kill yourself!" Yusuke said as he helped her up. The girl shook her head to clear it. Yusuke saw what was on the piece of paper.
"Ok, why the hell do you have MY picture?!" Yusuke demanded, jumping back.
The girl looked from the picture to Yusuke and back again a few times before tucking it into her robes.
"Yusuke Urameshi, I will be your escort to the Human World. You may call me Inuhime."
Yusuke stared, then started cracking up. He doubled over, clutching his stomach.
Inuhime glared. "What's so funny?!"
"You're a- You're a- You're a GIRL!" Yusuke couldn't stop laughing.
Inuhime smacked him upside the head and threw him over her shoulder.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM BITCH?!" Yusuke screamed at her. Inuhime bit into his side, drawing blood. Yusuke winced slightly but didn't make a noise.
"I will NOT allow some punk to laugh a ME!" Inuhime snarled. "I am an upper S-Ranked demon highered by Koenma himself to take you back to your hometown. You WILL respect me, and you WILL comply!" Inuhime stomped off to the human world in a huff, Yusuke over her shoulder.
Yusuke sighed. "This is NOT what I expected…"
"By the way," Inuhime started without turning her head, drawing Yusuke's attention, "Koenma sent you a message. He says, 'Puu says hi'."
Yusuke stared at her. "…All right, you can put me down now. I KNOW how to walk…"
"Really?" Inuhime asked, letting him down. "I couldn't tell…" Yusuke glared at her, but she just kept walking.
After a few steps, Inuhime bolted into a run. "Com'on slowpoke, you wanna get to the city before we die of old age?!" Inuhime called over her shoulder.
"YOU'RE the one who was LATE!" Yusuke retorted as he ran to catch up.
They ran all the way to the edge of town.
END OF CHAPTER
