Naruto-Puberty and Ninja Stuff II
A Naruto Fanfic
A humorous version of the future
Involving lots of pubic stuff
By Niko SiMamu
Rated M (ooh)
Sequel Time!
Chapter 1: Scar Face Uchiha
A year and a half after the events that took place in the previous story:
It's another time skip, Wahoo!
Four seventeen year old boys walked towards the leaf village. They all wore black cloaks with hoods.
"We're back" the one on the left middle said.
"Seems like we never left" the one to his right said, of who carried a large scroll on his back.
"But we did" the first one said.
"And we paid the price" the one on the other side of the second speaker said.
"But now we're out of the Akatsuki" the one with the big sword responded.
"We're still wanted. Just because we're not in the Akatsuki doesn't mean we're not wanted. We committed crimes" the first speaker told them.
"You committed crimes, we were just silent witnesses" the one with the big sword argued.
"Funny, that's not how I remember it" the first speaker replied.
"You must be dying soon as you seem to be going old" the one with the big sword responded.
"So how do we get in?" the third speaker asked as they reached the gate.
"We break it down" the first speaker replied.
The first speaker pulled his arms out from his cloak and performed some hand signals.
"Fire ball jutsu!" he cried as flames soared out of his mouth at the gate. As the flames cleared the gate remained the way it was before.
"Oh, wow, good job-"the one with the big sword mocked.
"Sssh..." the first speaker ordered as he pulled a chokutō from his cloak and sliced through the gate. The gate shattered into pieces, "the gate was highly flammable. Once it had been touched by fire my blade could cut through it. And destroy it."
The four entered through the gate. They were met by no one.
"Strange" the first speaker muttered.
"You think something's up?" the third speaker asked.
"No," he replied, "I know something's up." As he said this, in a dark tone, he lifted his head up to reveal dangling raven bangs over scarred eyes. But what struck you the most about his face was the sharingan in his eyes.
"What do you see, Sasuke?" the last one said, he was a lot taller than the others and spoke with a calm, rationale sounding, voice.
"Naruto" he replied and pulled his chokutō out once more.
"It's been a while, Sasuke; Suigetsu; Zed; Juugo" a spiky blonde in an orange jumpsuit said as he came out from behind a tree.
"It has. You've changed, but you're still like Justin Bieber" Sasuke mocked.
"What do you mean 'I'm still like Justin Bieber'? I take great offence to that" Naruto shouted.
"Guess your straight then, glad we solved that mystery." Sasuke replied and spoke with his team in a hushed chatter.
"So it was all just a test?" Naruto asked.
"No, it's because your voice hasn't broke and you're seventeen!" Sasuke replied, "Are you taking hormone-negating drugs too?"
"No! It's all natural!" Naruto replied.
"He sounds like his talking about his big boobs being real" Suigetsu whispered to Zed, of who chuckled gently. "Speaking of big boobs how's Miss Tsunade? Still f**king Madara?" Suigetsu asked Naruto.
"What? Madara? F**king?" Naruto demanded.
"Nothing, but how is she?" Suigetsu asked.
"Fine" Naruto replied slowly.
"Still big boobed without any sag?" Suigetsu asked once more.
"What?" Naruto said, confused.
"Nothing, I forgot you didn't understand sex and puberty, etc." Suigetsu replied.
"Okay" Naruto said, still confused and still speaking slowly.
"Where's Sakura?" Sasuke asked.
"With Rock Lee, her boyfriend" Naruto replied.
"What?" Sasuke demanded, "How?"
"Sakura couldn't wait forever, you know. Your chance with her is gone, man. You should have stayed or came back sooner" Naruto replied.
"Whoa!" Suigetsu whispered to the others.
Sasuke remained silent for a while he processed and then said: "I see, I'm happy for her."
"Really, oh my god, Sasuke, I was kidding!" Naruto shouted and then burst out laughing.
"You b*****d!" Sasuke shouted and grabbed him by his throat ala the Simpsons.
"Dude, I'm sorry! Lighten up, man!" Naruto cried.
Sasuke let go of him and sighed while Naruto rubbed his throat and breathed heavily. Sasuke pulled his hood down and faced Naruto.
"I'm sorry I didn't come back sooner" he said.
"What happened to your face...?" Naruto replied as he stared at Sasuke's face.
Sasuke, as promised, hadn't cut his hair since his last visit. He held most of it in a ponytail that went to the end of his spine. He had bangs covering his eyes and on the sides going down to the end of his head. He no longer had a chicken butt at the back but it instead went down into the ponytail. He looked like Itachi.
The most striking thing about his face was the scars. He had an x-shaped scar over his left eye and two long thin ones on his right cheek. He also had light burns around his eyes. They were permanent scars like Kakashi's eyes.
"What happened to you?" Naruto asked.
"Madara happened, Naruto. Madara happened. After leaving the village we went back in an attempt to kill him because of what Tsume had said earlier. Even with four of us we didn't stand a chance. Since then we've been getting stronger and cleaning up the Akatsuki's mess where we can. Trying to clean our cases anyway we could. That and while I tried to summon the courage to come back. I would've been better off staying here." Sasuke told him, "Frankly I suffered the worst injuries."
Naruto turned to the rest of Taka with gaping eyes. They all took their cloaks off to show him.
Juugo had an x-shaped scar around his torso and a cut on each side of his cheeks. Zed had intense burns on both his arms and down the line on his back symbolising his spinal cord. Suigetsu had suffered the worst- relatively.
He had three scars on each cheek like gills but the worst injury was on his left arm. Or, rather what was his left arm. His lower left arm had been chopped off and so water had been used as a replacement and then frozen to stick to his arm and remain his arm, always having to use chakra to sustain the ice even in the sun's heat.
"S**t" Naruto said.
Sasuke nodded.
"So, what are you guys going to do now?" Naruto asked.
"Try and get Tsunade to let us back into the village, despite our crimes" Sasuke answered.
"You'll probably need Sakura and I for that" Naruto told him.
"Yeah, probably, so shall we go find her?" Sasuke replied.
"Yep" Naruto said. And they did so.
"Sakura, Sakura!" Naruto shouted as he ran to her.
"Naruto, what is it?" she said as he bounded up and down in front of her like a child.
"It's him, he's back! Sasuke's back!" Naruto replied.
"What?" she said, a shocked look painted across her face.
"He's back, Sakura! He's back!" Naruto replied, still bounding up and down.
Sasuke and Taka walked over, Sasuke had his head tipped downwards as he came from the back of Taka. His hair swayed in the wind as he walked over, his fringe so long you couldn't see his eyes and his scars.
"Sasuke" Sakura whispered.
"Sakura, it's been a while" Sasuke said as he lifted his head, the light playing upon his scared face.
"Oh my God, Sasuke, what happened to your face?" Sakura said after gasping and rushing over to him, holding his face in a cupped hand as she examined his scars with her medically correct eyes.
"Madara happened, Sakura. Madara happened" Sasuke replied.
"How?" she asked with a concerned tone.
"We went to try and wrong our sins and defeat him. We didn't stand a chance" Sasuke replied.
"I think I can heal the burns-"Sakura said but as she took her hand to his face he grabbed it and pushed it away.
"No" he said deeply, "I want to keep these scars so that every time I look in the mirror I remember my mistakes and how much of a fool I was."
As Taka and Team 7 left this area they went to a cafe to catch up and reminisce.
As they entered the cafe Taka pulled their hoods up, they still needed to get permission to be here. For now they were just guests visiting friends in the village from previous missions.
They sat a table in the corner of the room to be away from everyone. They sat like this:
Suigetsu-Zed
I
Sasuke
I
Juugo
I-Sakura-Naruto
"So, how's old Tsume?" said Suigetsu, starting conversation.
"He's good, still leading our ANBU team. Still the best but not as strong and missions aren't as easy without you guys" Naruto replied.
"And Lea?" Suigetsu asked.
"She left the team and now works on Shizune's special OPS team" Naruto answered, "she doesn't feel she can be in a team with such background and especially after the attempted retrieval. She wants nothing to do with us now."
"I see," Suigetsu replied, "and what of the other girl in that retrieval attempt team, that girl who's, supposedly, really strong?"
"You mean the girl you slept with instead of fighting like you were meant to?" Sasuke added, almost laughing.
"Yep" Suigetsu replied.
"Oh my God, you mean Ruusu Ken? You slept with her? I thought she was a lesbian; she's so anti-man 'n all!" Sakura cried out laughing.
"She's dating Tsume now" Naruto told him.
"Really? Good for her!" Sakura replied.
"Guess the two girls I stood a chance with here aren't interested. Oh well, there are other girls I suppose!" Suigetsu said.
After: ordering, talking; receiving their drinks and finishing their drinks, they decided it was time to leave. The meeting with Tsunade had been put off long enough. Now it was time to face what they came to do, however hard and unlikely it was of getting what they want.
