Author's Note- This story includes 22 of my own characters who will be returning to Camp Wawanakwa to compete in the show's 4th season, Total Drama Revenge! I think that overall, you'll find one or more characters that you enjoy, and by all means, root for who you want to! This chapter will be a prologue, with audition tapes introducing the 22 new contestants.
Profile Poll- There's a poll up on my profile asking you to vote for which contestant you look most forward to seeing. Please vote, as I am curious.
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Prologue: Audition Tape Insanity
Audition Tape #1: Amanda
The camera view showed nothing more than an average teenage girl's room, with rock band posters scattered on the walls, and rock music playing in the background. The music faded out as a girl came into view, sitting herself down backwards in a chair and facing the camera. She had medium-length dark brunette hair, with a streak of blue and a streak of pink. Her hazel eyes were surrounded by hardly noticeable mascara, but it added a majestic touch to her face. She wore a slight grin as she looked at the camera.
"Hey producers, what's up? This is Amanda, auditioning to be on your show! Most of the reality shows that come on TV nowadays are pretty lame, but your show rocks pretty hard," she said, and as if to emphasize her point, she put her fingers up in the rocker sign.
"Let's see...about me...I'm a bit of a rebel, I enjoy the humor of cheesy horror movies, and I like rock music, sneaking out at night, exotic colors, and writing. Oh, and turtles. I enjoy turtles," she motioned to a glass aquarium in the background of the room, where a turtle was peacefully nibbling on its food.
"I could name alot more, but-"
Before she could finish, a boy around the age of eleven entered the room. When he saw the camera, he immediately jumped in front of Amanda, looking directly into it and smiling.
"If she's so tough, maybe she should tell you about her beanie baby collection!" he laughed. Amanda became red in the face, and angrily stood up.
"Get out of my room, you little brat!" she yelled, grabbing a nearby pillow and throwing it at him, hard. He ducked, and the pillow hit the wall behind him. He made a face as he left the room. Amanda realizing the camera was still on, looked at it awkwardly for a few seconds, before saying a few closing words.
"Thank you for your time."
Audition Tape # 2: Axel
On a field of grass in the backyard of a simple suburban home, a teenage boy sat drawing on a sketchpad, with a guitar laying beside him. He looked up at the camera with a gentle smile, as a blue bird happily perched atop his shoulder and chirped.
"Hey, I'm Axel, and I'm just spending a Sunday afternoon doing what I do best: Being outside, enjoying nature in its best, and doing a little recreational drawing."
He held up his sketchpad, revealing a well-drawn picture of his house, complete with every detail. The blue bird chirped in satisfaction.
"Now, I'd like to play a few notes for you," he said, picking up his guitar. He strummed and began playing the song "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz.
Well you done done me and you bet I felt it,
Tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted,
I fell right through the cracks,
Now I'm trying to get back
He seemed to be enjoying himself, but didn't notice that the sun had vanished behind clouds and the sky had gotten quite dark. Suddenly, the crackle of thunder and downpour of rain hit all at once, surprising him. He sat annoyed in the rain, looking at his ruined drawing, wet guitar, and then the camera.
"Well...you get the point," he muttered, looking up as lightning struck across the sky, and he picked up his belongings, including the camera, and ran inside as lightning struck even closer.
"Oh sh**!"
Audition Tape # 3: Brock
The camera showed a gym, where several men and women were working out. In particular focus was fairly built sixteen-year old, who was lifting some dumbbells in front of the camera. He had tanned skin from hours of playing sports and spiked hair with a black sweatband around it. He grinned, showing off his skill, but looked up as the gym doors opened and a beautiful girl walked in. Brock immediately set down the dumbbells and headed in her direction. He smiled at her, and she looked at him curiously.
"Ma'am, I just feel you gotta know, you are the one meant for me, and we can have many beautiful children together!" he said, taking her hand and getting down on one knee, giving the camera and approving grin and nod.
"I don't even know who you are!" she exclaimed, surprised. Brock held her hand tighter.
"Names aren't important, beautiful, this is love!" he declared, before his friend came and grabbed him by his sleeve, dragging him away, and the girl looked very relieved.
"Oh come on Max! You know she was the one for me!" Brock argued, crossing his arms. Max shook his head.
"Trust me, that was for your own good," he said. Brock seemed to not be listening, however; the gym doors had opened once again, and another pretty girl had entered. The jock was already sprinting across the gym, as his friend looked on in dismay, cutting the camera off.
Audition Tape # 4: Clark
In a library, a handsome teenager with wavy blonde hair and blue eyes was sitting at a table across from the camera, tapping his fingers. He looked around, then looked sternly at the camera.
"Producers of Total Drama, my name is Clark. And as you can see, I have many, many talents," he said, as scenes cut away of him saving a cat from a tree, playing trumpet, and balancing plates on his head.
"But what I have that you need is the potential to be the greatest player your game as ever known. I'm going to play the game, and I'm going to play it right. No one is going to stop me, and I'm not going to get distracted like those failures Alejandro and Heather, that dare call themselves 'smart players'."
He glared at the camera. "I'm going to win."
Audition Tape #5: Destiny
The scene was something no one would expect: a teenage girl on a diving board, ready to jump into a pool filled with electric eels. She had dyed purple hair, and green eyes, which were covered by the blindfold she was wearing. She had a deranged grin on her face, and apparently the person holding the camera was fearing for her safety, as the camera was shaking.
"Alright Total Drama! I'm gonna show you how a girl really has fun!" she exclaimed, taking a few steps back, then jumping off, free falling through the air to land in the pool, where sparks of electricity flew. She popped up out of the water, dizzy and disorientated, with her hair all frizzy.
"That was so much fun! Can we do it again?" she asked, a gleam in her eyes. The person holding the camera shook their head repeatedly, then apparently dropped the camera and ran away in fear. Destiny picked up the camera, grinning into it.
"Sign me up! You won't regret having someone who knows how to have fun!" she said, before she reached into her bikini top and removed an electric eel as it shocked her again, knocking her out.
Audition Tape # 6: Ellen
"Come on Ellen! Say something! You need to sign up for this show so you'll stop being so depressed," said a guy in his early twenties, presumably Ellen's brother. The girl was sitting on a black bed, with plain black walls and...well, everything in the room was black.
"No, there's no point in that stupid reality show, there's no point in anything," she muttered, looking down. She had pitch black hair, black lipstick, and black eyeliner, all of which struck out against her pale skin. She wore an expression of "I really don't want to be bothered right now."
"Ellen! At least try," said her brother, now sounding desperate to get his sister on this show, with hopes that it would give her something to do.
"They wouldn't accept anyway. And even if they did, I'd probably lose first. But that wouldn't happen because I'm not signing up anyway. Go suck it, Will." she raised her middle finger at him, as he sighed in defeat. Her little eight year-old brother ran in, showing off a coloring book.
"Look what mommy bought me!" he smiled. Ellen rolled her eyes.
"She bought you that to keep you entertained so she doesn't have to listen to your whiny voice bothering her. Basically, she abused the fact that you're a simple-minded child in order to distract her pursuit of some meaningless activity that she would prefer doing alone," she snarled, bluntly. "Oh and also, you were a drunken mistake. Thought I should tell you before you got 16 years lied to like I was."
"Ellen!" shouted Will, as the little boy ran away crying. Ellen shrugged.
"He'll get over it, not like he has anymore purpose than the rest of us," she sighed.
"You're never gonna be happy, are you?" asked Will, frowning.
"I've never known this 'happy' you speak of. All I want to do is just live and die, that's it. Both meaningless, so I figure I might as well bear through the pain and suffering of the ride," she said, turning to face the wall. There were visible cuts on her wrists.
Will looked between her and the camera, then turned the camera off, deciding to send the video to the producers anyway.
Audition Tape # 7: Emily
A blonde girl with a sharp look in her eyes was sitting in a chair, in a room with several expensive artifacts. She was filing her nails before she looked up at the camera, smiling slyly.
"Hello producers, I'm Emily, a name you're going to love to hate and hate to love," she said. "I don't know how many other losers you're picking, but I know you will choose me, because I'm willing to do whatever it takes to win. Know what happens to my enemies?"
"I take them out."
She stood up and strutted over to a picture of her with her parents, pointing to it.
"I was born rich, so I don't need money. Why sign up you ask? It's my future to be famous. And this show is just what I need. After everyone sees me win, just imagine the publicity! I'll have more followers than anyone has ever had! All you have to is pick me, and it will make me happy," she said, obviously faking an innocent smile.
"Winning is no question. I'll figure out how to play each and every one of the others to my advantage. All too easy."
She waved slyly and the camera went to static.
Audition Tape # 8: Holly
In a bright, almost completely white bedroom, a girl with blonde, curly hair sat on her bed, smiling. She gave a thumbs up to the camera guy.
"Hi hi hi! I'm Holly, and I'm like, so excited to sign up on your show! It would be amazing!" she exclaimed, sounding quite peppy. Her cat jumped in her lap, purring affectionately. She squealed and hugged it, forgetting that she was auditioning, then remembering.
"Anyway, I like to think of myself as a pretty positive person," she smiled. "I volunteer at school and church, work in my city's environmental organization, and I love shopping too! And did I mention I love animals? I absolutely adore animals! Oh and people! I love people!"
As if to emphasize her point, she held up photos of her hugging several various people, most of which seemed slightly creeped out.
"I would totally have fun on your show! And if I won, I could go shopping! But even if I don't win or get chosen, I'll still be happy!"
She blew the gum she was chewing into a huge bubble, then started chewing again.
"Life is just so wonderful!" she smiled, as the sun shined through her window.
Audition Tape # 9: Jared
In what appeared to be some sort of theater, a tall, skinny boy with a brown Jewish afro and glasses was sitting on a stool, holding a ventriloquist dummy. He smiled nervously, then cleared his throat to speak.
"Hey I'm Jared, and this is my pal Bob," he said, motioning to the dummy. "To audition for your show, I'm just going to talk about a few of my talents for you."
"What talents? You don't have any!" teased Bob, the dummy (controlled by Jared of course).
"Hey shut up! I said you could be a guest in this audition, do I have to put you in the corner?" asked Jared.
"Fine, go ahead and do your stupid routines," said Bob.
"I will! Wait...gah! Oh whatever!" he shook his head. "Alright, I'm going to tell one of my all time favorite jokes!"
Bob shook his head.
"Hey Bob, what do you call a crazy spaceman?" asked Jared, holding back chuckles.
"What, Jared?" asked Bob in a bored tone.
"An astroNUT!" he exclaimed, laughing. Bob shook his head.
"Knock Knock," he said.
"Who's there?" asked Jared.
"Not the producers of this show, they got bored with your routine 5 minutes ago and stopped watching." replied Bob, laughing.
Jared angrily scoffed and then turned off the camera.
Audition Tape # 10: Jason
Outside a convenience store, a guy was leaning against the wall sipping from a can of soda, with jet black hair, a slight goatee, and a pair of black sunglasses. Suddenly, someone shouted "It's Jason Volvo!" and a bunch of photographers ran towards him, snapping pictures.
"Come on, I can't even do a simple audition without paparazzi?" he muttered, jumping over a fence in an attempt to lose them. His cameraman followed, and soon the two found a peaceful alley where no one else was around.
"Alright, I better do this fast. Hey, what up Total Drama people! I'm Jason Volvo, you probably know me as the star of the hit teen series Awesome Jason. Well, I figure I need to get away from that for a while and put my true skill to the test." he said, adjusting his sunglasses.
"See these sunglasses? I never take them off. The paparazzi's camera flashes will blind me," he chuckled, though the look on his face revealed that he was being serious.
"I've been on TV, but never competed, so this should be a pretty cool experience," he crushed his empty soda can below his foot, then turned to see a few fan girls running towards him hoping for an autograph. He sighed and turned to the camera.
"Gotta run! Catch you guys later!" he said, as he bolted away and the camera turned to static.
Audition Tape # 11: Jayde
At the mall, a girl was sitting with her friends at the food court, and she looked at the camera and smiled.
"Hi, well, I'm Jayde and I really want to join your show," she started, taking a sip of her water. "I'm nice, smart, pretty, and- Oh hold on, I've got a text."
She picked up her phone and looked, reading the message. She now looked angry.
"Oh my God! I don't want to talk to him right now! I'm trying to do an interview! Fine, whatever, I'm dumping him, I'm bored with him anyway," she texted him back as her friend looked confused.
"You guys have been dating for 3 days. Moving on so quick?" she asked, before Jayde turned around and slapped her in the face.
"Shut up! I can do what I want!" she argued, eating a fry. Then, she started crying. "Oh my God, I'm such a horrible person! And these fries are so delicious..."
She stuffed her face, smiling. Then, she started crying again.
"I'm so fat!"
"No you're not, you weigh less than me!" argued her friend, obviously annoyed.
"Yeah, you really need to stop eating so much," she said snootily, turning back to the camera then smiling again. "So yeah! Pick me and it'll be great!"
"Do you see what we have to deal with?" mouthed one of her friends to the camera.
Audition Tape # 12: Lily
The camera showed a serene garden, where a pretty, brunette girl was silently admiring the beautiful, blossoming flowers. She looked nervously at the camera, then went back to the flowers, clutching a rose tight to her chest. She finally walked closer to the camera.
"Sorry about that, I'm just a little shy," she said, clasping her hands together. "As you can probably tell, I really like flowers. This is my mother's garden. She named me after her favorite flower, the lily."
She seemed to be having trouble thinking of what to say, and she constantly kept looking at the ground.
"I hope you pick me for your show, because I want to meet new people, and maybe meet a special someone..." she blushed at the thought, holding the rose tightly. Unable to think of anything else to say, she walked over to turn off the camera, but tripped over a vine.
"Ow...guess I didn't mention I'm a little accident prone..."
Audition Tape # 13: Matt
The scene showed a wild, exciting party. There were people dancing, people drinking, and people making out. The camera seemed to be focused on two guys that were kissing, and one of them pulled away and turned to face the camera. He had short brown hair and traces of a goatee.
"Hey producers, I'm Matt, and I wanted my audition to feature my lifestyle. So here it is!" he gestured to the party around him, smiling. "I enjoy partying, walks on the beach, and cooking."
"Before you say I'm cliche, I know that your show has never had a gay person before, so maybe I could be the first. I'm proud of my sexuality, and I can handle anyone who messes with me for it." He pounded his fist into his palm. "I know some karate."
A short guy walked up to Matt holding an empty can of beer.
"Yo Matt, got anymore in the fridge?" he asked. Matt chuckled nervously and pushed the short guy away.
"I have no idea what he's talking about."
Audition Tape # 14: Mikey
In a classroom, a geeky teenage boy with a mischievous grin and spiky orange hair was looking around suspiciously. He held a screwdriver in his hand, and jumped over the teacher's large desk with great agility, rolling across the floor and smoothly sliding into his desk.
"Was that necessary?" asked his friend, blinking.
"Nope!" grinned Mikey, giving a thumbs up. "But you know me, I like to look awesome when I'm doing stuff."
He turned to face the camera he had propped on top of a desk that was recording everything.
"Watch this," he whispered to the camera, as the teacher entered the room and sat down. The chair he sat in immediately fell apart, and he fell, his coffee spilling all over him. Almost everyone was laughing, including Mikey, who earned a glare from the girl sitting next to him.
"Mikey, you are so immature sometimes," she said, shaking her head.
"Whatever, it was funny! I'm just enjoying being me, and having fun," he said, shrugging and smiling.
"Well, it was funny, but still," she replied. "I think you need to find something more recreational to do than prank our teacher, even if he is a jerk."
"Wanna go out Friday? I'm all open," he said, grinning. Soon, a book was throw at him, knocking him from his seat and he got the message.
"Okay, okay, I get the point! Sheesh," he muttered, turning the camera off and stuffing it inside his backpack.
Audition Tape # 15: Natalie
The scene could only be described as sexy; a waterfall, and a girl in a bikini showing off every aspect of her anatomy, as much as she could. She licked her lips seductively, and a fan somewhere out of sight was blowing her hair, making it flow as she stood in front of the waterfall. Then, she stood under it, smiling, and coming out looking even more sexy.
"I hope you choose me for your show, because I'm going to be a model, and you need someone as hot as me on your show," she said, pushing a strand of hair away from her eyes. She stretched and showed off her body some more, then giggled.
"I'm going to win because I'm a fox."
She winked at the camera and turned it off.
Audition Tape # 16: Nathan
In an arcade, a handsome boy was engaged in an intense battle for the high score of the hardest arcade game in existence. As he neared his goal, he found himself distracted by a few girls that were waving to him, but managed to reach the high score, claiming his title.
"Yes! I won!" he said, pumping his fist into the air. "All in a day's work."
He turned to face the person holding the camera, giving a peace sign.
"I'm Nathan, or you may know me as KIllSlayer411 on World of Warcraft. Anyway, I'm a hardcore gamer, as you've seen." he smiled and pointed behind himself to the game he had just beaten. He walked around the arcade, playing a few other games.
"Being king of this arcade isn't easy though. There are many who try to thwart my plans, most of whom fail epically." he chuckled. "Apparently, girls find me attractive, I think looks run in my family. But I have yet to meet a girl who likes me past my looks! I want an honorable relationship, know what I mean? That's why I'm signing up for your show. To meet a girl that likes me for who I am. Also, I kinda wanna win."
He beat 5 more high scores before turning off the camera.
Audition Tape # 17: Stacy
The scene showed showed a football field, where a short-haired blonde girl was in a cheerleading outfit. She did some impressive moves, before doing a huge back flip to land perfectly in front of the camera. She smiled, looking confident.
"My name is Stacy, and I would just like to say, I am a perfect competitor for your show. I'm talented and smart, plus I know how to lead. I can be a bit of an overachiever, but that's never a bad thing when it works to your advantage. I already have my college plans ready, as well as a life plan. Winning your show would be a bonus!" she said.
"I know how to make quick decisions, and every reality series needs at least ONE sane person, so I think I'm your girl. Hope you make the right choice with Stacy, I'll be ready to put my all to the test!"
Audition Tape # 18: Tina
In a pink bedroom, complete with boy band posters and scattered magazines, a brunette girl was dancing...badly. She soon stopped and picked up the camera, pulling it to her lips and planting a kiss on the lens.
"Hey! I'm the fabulous Tina, and I want to be on your show so that I can meet all of the cute boys!I can't wait to get a new boyfriend!" she said, flirtatiously. "I've been looking forward to this for a while, and I know that after everything I've done, every boy you choose will be all over me."
The scene cuts to shots of Tina buying a bunch of cheap perfume, shaving her legs, stuffing her bra with tissue paper, shaving her legs again, forcing herself to throw up, shaving her legs again, overusing hair spray, going to a tanning booth, singing horrible in the shower, and shaving her armpit.
"This is going to be wonderful! Can't wait to meet these boys!" she squealed, jumping up and down. A piece of tissue paper fell out of her exposed bra, but she didn't notice nor care.
Audition Tape # 19: Toby
The sound of a banjo could be heard in the background, as the camera turned to face a bearded boy with black hair, wearing a straw hat, tight T-shirt, ragged jeans, and tennis shoes with holes in them. He grinned, revealing a few missing teeth.
"Hi, I reckon, I'm Toby," he said, with a thick country accident. "Ya'll wanna pick me, cuz I know how to do some stuff."
He ran off, then came back with a banjo. He began to play it, dancing along.
"Yahoo!" he shouted, as he finished playing.
"I can also do this!" he exclaimed, climbing atop a horse and kicking its sides. It bucked instantly, sending the skinny country boy flying into a tree, where some sap dripped down onto his head. As he stood up and dusted himself off, a swarm of bees came chasing after him. He ran until he reached the pond, jumping in.
"That water feels nice," he said, waving at the camera as the operator turned it off.
Audition Tape # 20: Victoria
In the forest, the camera was focused on a tall, brunette girl hiking. She was petting an injured rabbit that she was carrying in her arms.
"Don't worry little guy, you'll get better," she assured him, turning to face the camera. "I'm Victoria, and although this is a really weird time for an audition, I feel as if you should be able to see me and what I do in action. I'm a veterinarian/nurse in training, and I have a soft spot for wildlife. I enjoy hiking and outdoors activities! I play tennis, soccer, softball, and volleyball."
It started raining, so she and the cameraman to began to run, still recording.
"We need to find shelter!" she shouted, looking around. She quickly grabbed a few branches and was able to create a stable makeshift structure in only a few minutes.
"I impress even myself sometimes," she grinned, feeding the rabbit a carrot. "I think that proves that I have what it takes to be on your show."
Audition Tape # 21: Xavier
Police car sirens were heard as Xavier ducked behind a tree, sighing in relief as they passed without noticing him. He had a scar running down his tan face, and long black hair. He looked at the camera.
"Xavier is the name. I don't put up with losers telling me what to do, so if I get on your show, you better be careful what type of people you get. I don't mess around, understand?" he asked, growling. "I'm in it for one thing, and one thing only: me. That's how I live my life: being a bad ass who can get away with anything. And it's worked for me."
He lit a cigarette, leaning against the tree and enjoying the difficult time the cops were having finding him.
Audition Tape # 22: Zane
In the grand canyon, teenage boy with teal, spiky hair was about to attempt something most people wouldn't; bungee jumping. He strapped himself in, ready to jump, as the camera was put in his face.
"This is going to be EXTREME! And I love extreme things!" he cackled, strapping his goggles on and preparing to jump.
"Live for the moment, Total Drama! Pick me!" he shouted as he leaped over the side, head first. He was enjoying the rush, and when he returned, his hair was even more wild and he looked energetic, as if he had just had an energy drink.
"That was awesome! I can't wait to get on Total Drama and engage in some of their insane challenges! They're just amazing! I've been watching for 3 seasons and totally trying it at home, even though Chris tells me not to. And my mom...dad...the RCMP..."
The camera cuts to static as he trails off.
And there you have the cast of Total Drama Revenge!
Pretty crazy, huh?
Liked it, disliked it, leave me a review letting me know what you think. I know there's room for improvement.
Also, tell me which characters you like, and be sure to vote in the poll for who you're looking most forward to seeing.
You might catch a few references in a few of these characters, in both their personalities and names. ;)
Here's a quick summary of the contestants:
Amanda- The Rebel
Axel- The Aspiring Artist
Brock- The Flirty Jock
Clark- The Schemer
Destiny- The Crazy Girl
Ellen- The Depressed Pessimist
Emily- The Evil Girl
Holly- The Hyperactive Cheerful Girl
Jared- The Ventriloquist (And Bob, his dummy :p)
Jason- The Cool Celebrity
Jayde- The Bi-Polar Disaster
Lily- The Shy Wallflower
Matt- The Nice Gay Party Guy
Mikey- The Jokester
Natalie- The Bombshell Model
Nathan- The Handsome Uber-Nerd
Stacy- The Overachieving Leader
Tina- The Obsessive Flirt
Toby- The Country Goofball
Victoria- The Nature-Loving Athlete
Xavier- The Punk
Zane- The Insane Extremist
Thanks for reading!
