A is for aphrodisiac
"What's this Zetsu-san?" Tobi asked and held up a little brown bottle he found in the medical room.
Zetsu's black half smirked. "That's used if Tobi wants someone to like him!" he replied.
"Can Tobi borrow it, Zetsu-san?" Tobi asked politely. Zetsu nodded and Tobi left the room with a smile beneath his mask.
He read the label on the bottle carefully. After all, he wanted everyone to like him, not hate him for poisoning them.
"Aphrodisiac!" he read aloud. He wasn't sure what it means but thankfully Zetsu was kind enough to tell him.
Tobi poured a few drops into Leader-sama and Konan's soup before giving it to them. They were his test subjects. He hid around the doorframe and peeked his head around to see watch would happen.
They both slurped their soup while discussing missions and other stuff. Tobi started to doubt this aphrodisiac thing wasn't working.
That was until they did something very strange indeed.
Tobi cringed at what Leader-sama suddenly wanted for dessert. He was sure Konan wasn't on the menu......
He turned and ran when he saw where their hands were going...... and what they were taking off.
Tobi wanted to protect his innocence. After all, he is a good boy.
Tobi came to the conclusion this aphrodisiac thing doesn't work when there's a man and a woman, a boy and a girl. So he decided to move on to Kisame and Itatchi.
He added a few drops to both soups and gave it to them. Yet again, he hid around the corner of the doorframe, his orange mask peeking out.
Itatchi looked at the soup Tobi prepared and pushed it away while Kisame poured it down his throat.
Tobi watched as Kisame flashed Itatchi a seductive grin. "You know what I have in common with sharks?" he asked and leaned closer to the Uchihia.
Itatchi looked at him. Kisame smirked. "We both have two p-"
Tobi covered his ears and ran off again. At this rate, he'll have no innocence left and he'll become....... a bad boy. Tobi gasped at the thought.
Maybe one last try......
This time, Tobi thought it out really well. He'll only give the soup to one person and he'll sit next to him. That way, it should work and his sempai will finally want to be his friend.
Tobi went to add a few drops of the aphrodisiac to Deidara's soup but accidentally used the whole bottle. Well, the more there is, the better it'll work.
He gave him the soup and he sat down next to him as Deidara started slurping it down. Tobi waited patiently for it to take affect.
Deidara smiled at Tobi who was glad his potion finally worked.
"Has Tobi being a good boy, yeah?" Deidara asked and Tobi nodded. "Well Deidara has being a very bad boy and needs Tobi to punish him, un!"
A bright red blush would be visible on Tobi's face if it wasn't for the mask. "B-but sempai....... Tobi is a straight boy!"
A smirk appeared on Deidara's face. "Everyone experiments now and again, un! So how about? Let's bang!"
Hours later, the aphrodisiac wore off. Tobi managed to hide from Deidara in the closet next to the fire extinguisher, Itatchi managed to ignore Kisame's perverted comments and Pein and Konan weren't seen till the next morning.
Everyone agreed this incident is top secret and should not be discussed. Ever.
