Avengers babies (reader x avenger)
"Tell me again, how did this happen." You looked at Coulson and back to the Avengers who were somehow transformed into babies. "All we know, that this is not permanent and that Loke did it." You sighed "And why I have to babysit all of them?" Coulson smiled at you "Because you already said yes." After that he slipped away from the Avengers Tower and that's how you have to babysit your boyfriend and the rest of the Avengers.
The regular story
The Avengers did look cute and Jarvis had scanned them. They do remember who they are and who you are. But while you were dreaming Thor had learned to fly with his hammer. "No Thor get back here." You tried to catch him, but he was thinking it as a game. You eventually catch him "Don't fly away from me Thor, okay?" Thor noticed your concern and nodded. "Good, now go play with the others." You placed him down on the carpet. All the Avengers had learned to move crawling or stumbling. Hulk was stumbling around and you noticed that he still was bigger than the others. You walked over to him. "Hi Hulk." Hulk looked at you and smiled innocently. You just thought of something. "Hulk have you let Banner out in a while." Hulk shook his head as a no. "Well since you're a baby and you can control your anger more in a little form. Would you let him out after dinner?" Hulk nodded and started to stumble again.
You saw that Hawkeye had found his arrows. "Hawkeye please don't play with them, while you're a baby." Hawkeye glare at. "I know your master at them, but you're a baby and babies don't play with explosive arrows." You took the arrows from his reach and placed them in a high self. Hawkeye looked like he was going to cry. You panicked and lift him up in your arms. You try to rock him and asked "Jarvis do we have some toy arrows?" "Yes, I'll bring them to you." You looked surprised about why Stark had them, but forgot to ask when a hatch opened. "Thank you Jarvis." "If you need anything else just ask, Lady _." You took the toy arrows and the bow. "Look Hawkeye, you can use these." Hawkeye took at them and tried to shoot. "Be careful okay?" He nodded and shoots. The arrow had string on it and Hawkeye swing down. "He can still shoot them perfectly."
You saw Iron man, Cap and Falcon talking, Natasha was watching cartoons with Hawkeye and Hulk was having a race with Thor. It looked like you could start making dinner. You walked in the little kitchen and looked inside the fridge. "Jarvis what would be good to eat for the babies?" "I suggest that you warm some milk." You took the milk and put it inside bottles. You are not going to ask why they have these. "Jarvis do we have some chair's for the babies?" "Yes, I'll get them." Again, not going to ask. You placed the chairs around the table. "Dinner's ready!" You called everyone, but nobody did come. So you had to get them. First you turned the TV of and lift Natasha and Hawkeye up. "Come on, it's time to eat." You placed them in baby chairs and went to get the others. You saw Thor and catch him in your arms. "It's dinner time." Thor squealed in joy, it looked like he was hungry. "Stay here, okay." You placed him next to Natasha, but you noticed that Hawkeye wasn't there anymore. "Hawkeye, where are you?" You went to look for him and the others. You saw him trying to shoot an arrow to get his regular arrows. "No Hawkeye, what did I told you." You catch him in time and said in threatened voice. "If you are not nice, you don't get dessert." When Hawkeye heard that he crossed his arms and pouted. But still you placed him back where he had been. Cap was spying behind the corner. "There you are. Come here Cap." You opened your arms and Cap stumbled in your embrace. You put him next to Thor. After that you saw Iron man, Falcon and Hulk. You crabbed the one that would have fled away from you. It was Iron man and you took Hulk's arm. "Dinner time, come on everyone is waiting." Falcon fly to his chair and Hulk walked with you. You placed Iron man in a baby chair and helped Hulk get in to a normal chair. You warm up the milk in a micro way and you put them in front of everyone. "Here you go." Everyone glared at you. "Hey don't you dare glare at me, you are babies and this is what babies eat." Everyone pushed the milk away. "If you're going to act like babies, then eat like babies." You glared at them, while they were thinking. Falcon and Cap tasted first and squealed in joy. "Look, Falcon and Cap liked it." Then Natasha, Thor and Hulk started to drink their milk. There were only two left and it wasn't piece of a cake. Iron man and Hawkeye still weren't drinking. "Jarvis can you remove Iron man's helmet?" "Of course." The helmet pop out and fell in the floor. Iron man was surprised and you took him in your arms. "Come on Tony. Drink this." Iron man shook his head and crossed his arms. "If you don't, I'll ask Jarvis to remove your rocket boots." Iron man looked you for a sign that you're bluffing, but you weren't. So when you placed him back, he started to drink. All there was left was Hawkeye, when you looked at him he glared. But when he watched his team mate's drinking happily, he sighed and drank.
After the meal they went back to play. You shouted after them "I'll come get you when is time for nap!" But they just ran faster to play. You were doing the dishes, but after a while you heard someone crying. You ran to the living room and saw Falcon and Thor crying. You stepped down next to them. "What happened?" They ran to hug you and you let them cry in your shirt. You smiled at them and took a napkin from your pocket. You wiped the tears of and asked in a soft voice "Tell me what happened." Falcon and Thor pointed their foreheads and you realized. "Did you hit your head?" They both nodded. "It's okay." You kissed their foreheads and they just froze. Both of them touched the place where you had kissed. "Sorry that's the way my mother made the pain go away." Thor and Falcon turned heads away, but you saw their ear's getting red. You just giggled and left them to cool down.
You saw Hulk yawing and went to talk to him. "Are you sleepy Hulk?" Hulk nodded and tried to stay awake. "Hulk do you remember our talk this morning. It's time to let Banner out." Hulk nodded and stumbled over you. "You want to give me a hug? Okay, come here." You gave him a hug and kissed his cheek. "Bye-bye Hulk." Hulk waved at you and drifted to sleep. While he was sleeping he started to shrink and lose color. When he had come to normal human baby size he opened his eyes. "Hi Banner. Nice to see you again." Banner waved at you rubbing his eyes. Then he looked at himself and then you questioning. "All I know is that Loke turned the Hulk in to a baby and that means you too." Banner sighed and crawled where Iron man was. Stark had found his helmet and started to talk with Banner in baby language. You left them talking and went to find Black widow and Hawkeye. You found them behind the couch and tried not to laugh. Natasha was putting bows in Hawkeye's hair. The look he had was really angry and when he saw you holding laughter he looked away. He was embarrassed that you saw him looking like that. "I'm sorry. Look at me, I'm not laughing." When he peeked at your face, he sighed and let Natasha continue. "Put some purple bow's on him Natasha. I think he will like it." Natasha smiled and put Hawkeye's bangs up with a purple bow. She clapped her hands in joy and Hawkeye just huffed. "It looks beautiful!"
You went in to the kitchen and found Cap there. "Cap what are you doing in here?" Cap pointed at the cookie jar. "No Cap. If you eat sugar now, you won't fall asleep." Cap looked you little annoyed. "Sorry Cap, but that's the truth. If you're hungry I can make you carrot sticks." Cap thought a while, but nodded. You prepared him some carrot sticks and put them in a little plate. You lifted Cap on the baby chair and gave him the plate. "Eat up!" Cap ate the carrots and yawned. "Are you sleepy?" Cap shook his head as a no. "Well you could foul me. Come on, time to go sleep Captain." You took Cap in your arms and walked in the living room. You saw that everyone was yawning and tried to stay awake. But you ran to Iron man who was trying to fly, while half sleeping. You placed the two Avengers on the couch facing each other and pulled out a blanket. You went to look for others and saw Hawkeye, Falcon and Thor sleeping in a pile. You took Falcon and Hawkeye from the top and placed then on the couch. Then you went back to get Thor and pulling another blanket over the three boys. After that you found Banner sleeping on top pf a book. You took him on the couch too and put him next to Stark. Left was Natasha, but she wasn't in the living room or the kitchen. You walked to her room and found him sleeping on her bed. Everyone was napping, even you felt sleepy. So you went to sleep in the spare room that Jarvis had prepared for you.
When you woke up and walked in the living room, you were surprised at the sight. Everyone had turned to normal and still sleeping on the couch. You took out your phone and took pictures. After that you asked "Jarvis could you play the army waking song?" "Are you sure Lady _?" "Yes." Jarvis took out speaker and in a minute the howl Avengers Tower was full of trumpet sounds. The boys woke up in a loud scream and all of them fell on the floor. Cap was the first to rise from the pile and threw his shield at the speaker. "Hey that was a good song." You smiled wickedly. After that the rest rise from the pile. "What happened, did we get hit by an army marching band?" Hawkeye asked and looked at you. "Actually you were turned in to babies and I had to babysit all of you. You guy's owe me so much." Everyone looked at you and then they remembered everything! Thor, Falcon, Hawkeye and Cap were blushing almost red as a tomato. Iron man was questioning Jarvis and Banner was trying to figure out why he was out and Hulk in. "How I'm out and why Hulk is sleeping?" You walked closer to him "Well I made agreement with him that you can come out after the dinner. Then he fell asleep and you came out." Banner was surprised, but sighed. "Well thank you, but I have to go; it looks like he's waking up. Where is his room?" "It's right to that hall the second door on the right." Banner walked out and disappeared in the hall. You looked at the rest of the guy's and sighed. "I'll explain everything after I go check on Natasha. While I'm gone please Hawkeye take those bows off. It's hard to not laugh." You walked to Natasha room, but before you stepped inside you heard a loud yell. "What the- happened to us!"
