Bernie Sanders looked across Former Hell. He sighed, knowing it would be a place where he'd encounter difficulties in his campaign. At least he had Washington behind him.

He had made arrangements for a speech at the Palace of the Earth Spirits, and it was about time to begin heading there. As he drove in his personal car, not driven by someone else, he arrived at the Palace only to see what he had wanted to see the least during his Gensokyo campaign.

Hillary Clinton, giving her speech to the masses of youkai. It looked like she had the majority supporting her; the youkai holding signs with Bernie's face on them were far outnumbered by those with Hillary signs. He drove up to the campaign area.

"Hillary. I should have known you'd be here," Bernie said.

"Same to you, Sanders," Hillary responded.

"I don't suppose you've heard of how they settle disputes around here?" Bernie asked politely.

"In fact, I have," Hillary responded with equal politeness. "Danmaku is truly a noble art."

"Would you enjoy a bout of danmaku dueling?" Bernie asked. "Indeed, it may be the best way to settle this."

Hillary nodded as she rose into the air. She activated her first spell card, "Advantage Sign- First Female President". Bullets flew everywhere, representing the media grid. They all began firing insults at Bernie, who grazed them using his perfect reputation.

He decided it was time for his spell card, "Politeness- Feel no Burn". No bullets were shot, as a gesture of friendliness. Hillary countered this with "Handahake- Normality". The two shook hands. Even as competitors, they did try to get along.

Bernie decided it was time to bring out the big guns and activated "Meme Sign- Facebook Page" which startled Hillary. She wasn't expecting Bernie to have memes. She was knocked back slightly by the intensity of the situation but then used her most powerful spell card- "Anti-Republican- Lightly Criticize Trump", leading to Bernie coming close to being defeated.

Satori looked outside her window and shook her head. It was really loud and was disturbing her game of Pokemon, so she used her power to create a spell card out of the fears of Bernie and Hillary.

She flew up in the center of their battle, sighed, and loudly proclaimed, "Trump Sign- Can't Stump the Trump!" A massive wall of lasers was shot towards the Democrats, who weren't expecting anything Republican to come in before the general election.

Bernie and Hillary nodded to each other, feeling mutual respect. They knew what to do. They teamed up, dodged the wall of lasers with Hillary's political knowledge, and dodged the insults with Bernie's perfect reputation, and defeated Satori and her Trump Sign together.

The two of them nodded, new respect having been born between them. They decided they'd run together.

Then they started fighting again to figure out who'd be Vice President.

THE END