I am very upset no one reviewed favourited or followed my first story hopefully somone will at least like this one.

It was an ordinary day in the Kanuha village. Naruto was in the hocage building in his office. Kakashi walked into Naruto's office.

"Oh my god Naruto somone has been killed in the village." Kakashi said.

"Holy fuck where is it I must go investigate." Naruto said.

Kakashi took Naruto to the murder site where the corpse is.

"Who the fuck is this?" Naruto said since he did not recognise the dead man.

"I don't fucking know." Kakashi said.

"OK as the hocage it is my duty to find out who the killer is." Naruto said.

"OK I will help you." Kakashi said.

Naruto and Kakashi first went back to the hocage building.

"OK Kakashi do you know when the guy was killed." Naruto said.

"No I just found the body this morning when I was on my way to the dentist." Kakashi said.

"OK then the first thing we should do is ask around and see if anyone saw anything suspicious." Naruto said.

Naruto and Kakashi then went back the the murder site. The corpse is still there.

"Maybe someone should move this out of the street." Naruto said.

"Fuck no I don't want to touch it it smells bad." Kakashi said.

"I am the hocage I order you to move it." Naruto said.

Kakashi didn't want to but he picked up the body and walked to the nearest dumpster. He dropped the body in the dumpster.

"Can I go home and have a shower?" Kakashi said.

"No we don't have time we have to hurry to catch the killer." Naruto said.

"OK." Kakashi said.

Naruto and Kakashi then went to Sasuke's house. Sasuke was there.

"Hey Sasuke do you know anything about a murder last night?" Naruto said.

"Someone was killed?" Sasuke said.

"Yes in the Hyuga district." Naruto said.

"That's on the other side of the village Naruto." Sasuke said.

"I know but we are asking around to see if anyone saw anything." Naruto said.

"Wouldn't it be better to ask people in the area where the murder actually happened." Sasuke said.

"Oh yeah." Naruto said.

"Can I come with you to help?" Sasuke said.

"Sure." Naruto said.

Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi then went to the Hyuga district.

"Maybe we should have taken a picture of the dead bodys face to show people so that we can ask if anyone recognises who it is." Kakashi said.

"Good idea Kakashi go get the body out of the dumpster." Naruto said.

"But why I had to put in the dumpster in the first place can't Sasuke do it this time." Kakashi said.

"No." Sasuke said.

"OK." Kakashi said.

Kakashi took the body out of the dumpster. Naruto took a picture of the face with his phone.

"Now put the body back in the dumpster." Naruto said.

Kakashi put the body back in the dumpster.

Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi then went to Hinata's house. Hinata was there.

"Hey Hinata do you recognise this person." Naruto said showing Hinata the picture.

"Oh my God that's my dad is he dead I was so worried when didn't come back home yesterday is he really dead?" Hinata said.

"Naruto you idiot how did you not recognise your girlfriends dad." Sasuke said.

"Fuck you Sasuke what is Ino's last name?" Naruto said.

"She has a last name?" Sasuke said.

"Yes Hinata your dad is dead but we are looking for the killer and we will not stop until he has been brought to justice." Kakashi said.

"Thank you Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi." Hinata said.

"When was the last time you saw your dad?" Sasuke said.

"It was yesterday afternoon around five o clock I think." Hinata said.

"We now know the murder happened sometime between five o clock yesterday and eight o clock this morning." Kakashi said.

Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi then went to Neji's house.

"Hey Neji we have a few questions for you about the murder of Hinata's dad." Naruto said.

"Lord Hiashi is dead?" Neji said.

"Don't play innocent we know you hated Hinata's dad for killing your dad just fucking confess." Sasuke said.

"I didn't do it I've been here with my girlfriend tenten for the whole of the last day you can ask her." Neji said.

"Ok but I've got my eye on you." Naruto said.

Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi then went to Might Guy's house.

"Hey Kakashi want to have a race around the village." Guy said.

"Fuck you Guy." Kakashi said.

"I think this guy did it he looks stupid can we arrest him now." Sasuke said.

"Did what?" Guy said.

"We are arresting you for the murder of Hinatas dad please come quietly." Naruto said.

"What the fuck Naruto I didn't kill anyone I've been here with Lee the whole of the last week." Guy said.

"Fuck I really wanted to arrest him." Sasuke said.

"Me too." Kakashi said.

"Fuck it I'm arresting you anyway for being a creepy weirdo." Naruto said.

Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi and Guy went to Kanuha jail. Naruto put Guy into one of the jail cells.

Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi then went to the ramen stall. The Ramen guy and Sakura are there.

"Hey Ramen guy we need to ask you some questions about the death of hinatas dad but first can you make me 34 bowls of ramen." Naruto said.

"Hey guys can I help?" Sakura said.

"Where were you last night Ramen guy?" Sasuke said.

"At my Ramen stall this is a 24 hour ramen stall." The Ramen guy said.

"What's the point of that no one buys ramen at like 3am you fucking idiot." Kakashi said.

"That's true I don't get any business between midnight and like ten in the morning normally you are right I should just close at that time then maybe I could finally sleep." The ramen guy said.

"Can we arrest this guy for being an idiot?" Sasuke said.

"No this guy is a valued member of society he makes me ramen he will never get arrested even if he does kill someone." Naruto said.

Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi and Sakura then went to Kakashi's house. Konan is there.

"Hey Konan where were you last night?" Naruto said.

"Here having sex with Kakashi." Konan said.

"I can back her up." Kakashi said.

"Yeah you can." Konan said.

Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi and Sakura then went back to the hocage building.

"Well fuck we haven't found out anything but at least we arrested that weirdo Guy." Naruto said.

Shikamaru walked into the room.

"Hey Naruto someone has been found dead in the Nara district." Shikamaru said.

"Another murder holy shit we have a cereal killer." Naruto said.

Who do you think the killer is?