Neo was a haxor for his own computer and he hacked into the world computers and stole pornographs of men in suits for his friends because they're sluts. Trinity always watched over Gayo because she knew he was the ONE.

My other Matrix fanfic took place slightly before Reloaded, but this takes place in the first one.

Anyway, Agent Smanth and his evil gangsta team of agents had a slow-paced conversation.

"Misterr Anderssooonnn is failing to take our baaaiiittttuh..." said Agent Smooth.

"I'm waitiiing for his addresss to downnnloaaad..." said one of his unnamed lackehs.

Neo was sitting at his computer waiting for a tape of the Parsident of his compootar company having sex with one of his clients to burn, when ALL OF A SOODEN

HIS FRIENDS CAME OVER FOR A PARTEH.

"OH NAYO" said one of his friends for Oreland. "WE WUNT TO HAS SOME PARTEHS WITH YOU"

"...okay." Neo spoke in the most emotionless voice he had ever had. Or, should I say, Keanu Reeves did. Keanu Reeves is an excellent actor, but I never realized that till I saw Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure because Neo is as emotionless as can be and I always thought it was Mistar Reeves's fault for being such a gay-ass actor.

NEO WENT TO THE PLACE OF PURTAY and he drank fancy alcohol.

THEN MISTER AGENT CAME BY AND SAID

"YOU ARE IN DANGER"

"...oh, no. That's bad." Keanu Reeves said.

The Mistar Agent spoke of words that WARNED NEO THAT AGENT SMITHERS WANTED HIS BODY

"For experiments," Mistoor Aguhnt explained as Nio sighed of relief.

"What am I to do." KEANU REEVES IS EMOTIONLESS.

On an unrelated note: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS KEANU?!

"YOU ARE TO SNEAK INTO THEIR BASE AND DESTROY IT"

"How can I do that. I don't have super powers."

"I WILL GIVE YOU GIFT."

And then Keanu Reeves gained the power of teleportation.

But Agent Smith raped him before he could use it.

Thar inders.