Hello, all. It's been a while. I bet no one cares if I'm writing again, though. Oh, well. I care. And that's what matters most, right?

Anyone seen A Very Potter Musical yet? If you haven't, then I suggest you do that immediately. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, Google it. The first one is A Very Potter Sequel. It's amazing. Go watch it.

Warning: If you don't like stupidity, go away. Or if you don't randomness. Or lame creativity.

Hope you don't hate this.

"FRED!"

"Yeah, George?"

"FRED!"

"What? Do I have zit on my face?"

"NO! YOU HAVE A HORSE'S ASS!"

*GASP* "George, you're an ass! I thought you loved me?"

"No, Fred. I'm serious. You quite literally have a horse's ass."

"What the hell does that mean?"

"Just look at your butt."

Fred looked at his behind and his jaw nearly broke off. George was right. He literally had a horse's ass. A reddish-colored hair covered horse rear.

"HOLY F***ING SHIT! I HAVE A HORSY ASS!"

"Fred, are you hiding something from me? Are you a centaur?"

"NO!"

"Are you a vampire?"

*crickets in the background*

"George, why the hell would I be a vampire? When was the last time you saw a vampire with a horse ass?"

"I don't know."

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

"So what are you gonna do?"

Well…I don't know…."

"Fred?"

"Yeah?"

"Can I ride on your back?"

"Hell no!" Fred screamed and ran far away.

George sat in the center of the room crying.

Meanwhile in Australia…

Fred threw a rock at a tree in frustration.

"Pfft…what a retard. Can I ride on your back? Yeah right."

The End.