Hello, all. It's been a while. I bet no one cares if I'm writing again, though. Oh, well. I care. And that's what matters most, right?
Anyone seen A Very Potter Musical yet? If you haven't, then I suggest you do that immediately. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, Google it. The first one is A Very Potter Sequel. It's amazing. Go watch it.
Warning: If you don't like stupidity, go away. Or if you don't randomness. Or lame creativity.
Hope you don't hate this.
"FRED!"
"Yeah, George?"
"FRED!"
"What? Do I have zit on my face?"
"NO! YOU HAVE A HORSE'S ASS!"
*GASP* "George, you're an ass! I thought you loved me?"
"No, Fred. I'm serious. You quite literally have a horse's ass."
"What the hell does that mean?"
"Just look at your butt."
Fred looked at his behind and his jaw nearly broke off. George was right. He literally had a horse's ass. A reddish-colored hair covered horse rear.
"HOLY F***ING SHIT! I HAVE A HORSY ASS!"
"Fred, are you hiding something from me? Are you a centaur?"
"NO!"
"Are you a vampire?"
*crickets in the background*
"George, why the hell would I be a vampire? When was the last time you saw a vampire with a horse ass?"
"I don't know."
"Yeah, that's what I thought."
"So what are you gonna do?"
Well…I don't know…."
"Fred?"
"Yeah?"
"Can I ride on your back?"
"Hell no!" Fred screamed and ran far away.
George sat in the center of the room crying.
Meanwhile in Australia…
Fred threw a rock at a tree in frustration.
"Pfft…what a retard. Can I ride on your back? Yeah right."
The End.
