I CAN SHOW YOU THE SITH

[A Star Wars The Clone Wars

Fan Song Parody of Disney's

Aladdin's "I can show you

the world".]

It had been a month since Ahsoka agreed to take up Darth Vigorous' offer to become his new found lover and his apprentice. However, Ahsoka was still unsure whether this was the best choice for her. Vigorous began to notice this.

One day, he confronted Ahsoka on the matter. "You are still questioning whether this choice of yours is for the best, am I right darling?' He asked her. Ahsoka slowly nodded. "I know Master Yoda told me to only pretend to be your apprentice, but I just can't hold onto the Jedi teachings and love you at the same time. Plus, I still am unsure if Lux still cares for me even though he's gotten over Steela." Just the sound of Senator Bonteri's name filled Vigorous with seething jealously and set him on edge.

"You know what 'Soka? How about I put this in a way that will be easier for you to understand."

{Vigorous starts to sing to the tune of "I

Can show you the world" from Disney's Aladdin.}

Vigorous: "I can show you the Sith."

"The dark side is much stronger."

"Tell me 'Soka, now when did you last"

"Let your fears decide?"

Ahsoka ponders over this. When was the last time I let my fears control my actions? She then left this thought as the teenage Sith continued to sing.

Vigorous: "Remember how your mom died?"

"Soon Skywalker will join her…"

"Your Jedi friends are inept,"

"They cannot help your misery."

"So join the SITH!"

"I'll teach you things you never knew."

"Like how to choke a man,"

"Without your hands."

Darth Vigorous then extends a hand out to Ahsoka.

Vigorous: "Let me share my knowledge now, with you."

Ahsoka then bows before him on one knee.

Ahsoka: "I'll join the Sith."

Vigorous: "You'll join the Sith!"

Ahsoka: "I'll kill younglings."

Vigorous: "You'll kill those kids."

Ahsoka: "I'll save my lux."

Vigorous hesitates for a moment.

Vigorous: "Oh…. uhhhh…maybe?"

Ahsoka and Vigorous: "Just you and mmmmeeeeeeeeee!"

Darth Vigorous turns to Ahsoka in his arms. "Well my love, now are you ready to join the dark side."

A gruel wicked smile forms on Ahsoka's lips as she looks up at him. "Yes my love. Yes, I am."