Author's note: A nice story that haunted my mind for a year now. This pairing it the very first pairing in Gintama! Now I have two achievements unlocked! Enjoy!
Kagura was not feeling well. Off all the days in a month, why does it have to be the day where guys started flooding her with chocolates and presents? Ever since she turned nineteen, males all over the place started noticing her beauty. They would follow her, give her gifts, try to talk to her, try getting her attention, etc. This was hell for her guardians.
At this time of the month, her Yato strength is diminished. Even her appetite turned that of a normal human. She was now enduring a stomach ache after consuming the edible gifts given to her. A sigh escaped her lips when the apartment they were living in was in her sight.
"Kagura!"Gintoki yelled as he tried pushing the door of the office close. "I told you that you are not allowed to have any boyfriends!" he scolded.
The Yato frowned. "I don't have any boyfriends," she replied. "What are you doing anyway?" she asked and tilted her head.
"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to close the door!"
Kagura shoved the perm aside and turned the knob; Wrong move. The door forced itself to open and spat every flower, stuffed toy, chocolates, and gifts at the person in front of it. Kagura yelped as she was buried under piles and piles of tokens given to her.
"Kagura!"Gintoki yelled and dived into the sea of presents and saved his daughter.
When the two panted at the side of the snack house, Kondo walked in front of them and flashed a smile. "Will Otae-san like my gift?" he asked and posed.
Gintoki, father instincts triggered, immediately covered his daughter's eyes and glared at the gorilla. "There's a minor here!" he hissed, still blocking Kagura's sight.
The Yato struggled. "What was his gift?" she demanded, trying to pry the perm's hands off her eyes.
"Little girls should not know!" the samurai yelled. "You!" he turned to the commander. "Wear something!"
Kondo stuck his tongue out and walked away. "I wish Otae-san will like it!" he said excitedly.
Gintoki sighed. Kagura bit her adopted father's hand then glared. "What was the gori's present for Otae-nii?" she demanded and crossed her arms on her chest.
The white haired male thought it was time to give her 'the talk' since the female was already nineteen. "Well, it's a thing attached to boys," Gintoki stated rather awkwardly.
"A dick?"
"Where did you get that term?" the father asked, more disturbed than ever. "But yes."
"What's a dick?" the female asked and went nearer to the sitting Gin. "I want to see it. Where is it placed?"
The samurai pointed at his crotch. Kagura pinned him down and tried yanking his pants off. "You are not going to touch my cock! I am your father!" he yelled and struggled under the female.
"Fine," Kagura pouted and stood up. "I'll find out what a dick is without your help!" she yelled and ran away from the white haired male.
"Kagura!"Gintoki called out but the figure was already very far away. "Whoever deflowers my pure daughter will become a decoration in the office," he thought.
_-[I was addicted to Wallflower when I wrote the next scene]-_
Kagura mumbled curses as she strolled into the park. When she sat on an empty bench, a crowd of females about her age encircled her. The red haired beauty looked up and raised a brow. "What do you want?" she spat.
"My boyfriend left me because of you!" "Why do you have more flowers than me?" "The boys should be crowding me not you!" "Bitch!" "Burn in hell!" "Get out!"
Each of the female around Kagura started yelling and cursing her. They also started attacking her.
Kagura tried fighting back but they were too many for her weakened state. "Hey! Quit it!" she yelled.
When a flamethrower was triggered above their heads, everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at the one who made the flames.
There, in its white glory, stood the scariest supporter of Katsura, Elizabeth. The oversized duck raised a plank that read; "Stay away from her!" It then walked to where the group was and pulled Kagura out.
The Yato turned red when Elizabeth placed its right wing over her shoulder and started leading her away from the group of women.
"Nice taste, bitch! You two look perfect with each other!" they mocked. For some reason, someone threw volleyball at Elizabeth.
The duck did not notice, resulting to the removal of the upper part of Elizabeth's costume. The red head caught the 'head' of the costume and stared, for the first time, at the real face of Elizabeth. Kagura's jaw dropped, actually, everyone who saw this had their jaws on the floor, drooling.
Light brown hair with a slightly spiky style was revealed. Elizabeth rubbed the sore spot while frowning. He then stared at the group and glared. Instead of cowering in fear, each one of the group had a nosebleed. Elizabeth shook his head then lightly pushed the female beside him. When she did not budge, Elizabeth smirked and carried her bridal style.
"O-oi!" the female panicked.
The male smiled and brought a plank in front of Kagura. "Don't worry. I won't kidnap you."
Kagura shook her head and went with the flow. She took hold of Elizabeth's shoulders and buried her face on his chest, promptly going to sleep. About an hour or two, her faltered open to gaze at Elizabeth's sleeping face. Her head was resting on the male's chest when she woke up. Curiosity took over the female and examined her companion more closely. Ignoring their position, she inched her face towards his and stared at his face.
Elizabeth's face showed calmness. His brown hair covered most of his forehead and part of his right eye. His mouth was slightly agape; Kagura swore she saw a pair of fangs poking out.
"Wow," she breathed and smiled. Their faces were only centimeters apart when Elizabeth's eyes snapped open and stared at her cerulean blue eyes.
"Boo," he whispered then gave a smile when the red haired beauty flinched. He gave a silent chuckled when Kagura turned red and faced the opposite direction. Sitting up, he tilted his head curiously and waited.
Kagura tried to calm her beating heart. She took deep breathes before facing the male and glaring. "You could have given me a heart attack, bastard!" she scolded. When her body relaxed, she sat across him on the bed then narrowed her eyes. "Why aren't you with Zura?" she demanded.
Elizabeth was already holding a plank. "It's my day off. I could follow him around but then he went to some chick's restaurant and stayed there," it read.
"Why are you wearing that outfit then?"
"Got used to it."
The female huffed her cheeks and yanked the plank away from the shocked male. "Talk, you idiot!" she yelled. "I know you can!" She cracked her knuckles and threw a punch on Elizabeth's face. To her surprise, the male dodged the swift attack.
He lifted his hands up in a gesture of defeat then smiled. "What do you want me to say?" he asked, his voice a deep rumble that could be compared to the serene swishing of the waves. It was soft, velvety, and low.
Kagura eased back. She sighed and closed her eyes then snapped them open and stared intently at the male. "You have a dick, right?" she asked.
The male wearing a duck costume chuckled. "Off course I have one," he answered. "Why do you ask?"
"Can I see it." It was more of a demand than a request.
Elizabeth was taken aback by the bold way the beauty in front of him asked to show her his family jewel. He shook his head twice before staring at Kagura's mature face. "Excuse me?"
"A dick!" Kagura almost screamed the word. "I want to know what a dick is!"
Elizabeth sat there with a shocked expression. He then blinked twice before a tiny smile etched his handsome face. "I will teach you what a dick is and what you could do to it on one condition," he started.
Kagura felt her heart jump to her mouth. Her confidence diminished but persistence twinkled on her eyes. "Name it."
The male's smile widened.
Yeah! Go Elizabeth! By the way, the picture of Elizabeth is based from the picture I placed for this story.
