NYAHAHAHAAAA! MLK is back, but I'm taking a break from my FF: U fanfic. So Kiri you better be happy for your behalf! I guess I'll start a Last Exile fanfic. I've wanted some humor ones, unfortunately I only found one. So, I'm going to start a humor one. Hope you like!
Full Summary: A few months past after Alex's death. Sophia is still sad about Alex's death, and decides to ask her friends to help her. This aren't ordinary friends, they're priestesses from Earth! (I know sounded a little cheesy, but it's going to get good…..I hope). Unfortunately Sophia had something important to tell Alex before he died. That she was actually Yuris (Please don't kill me for this! I still like SophiaxAlex pairings). She regrets for not telling him in time. But her friends will help her to bring back Alex. But they need everyone who was deeply involved with him. So they tell the whole LE gang: Tatianna, Alister, Lavie, Klaus, Alvis, and Vincent about it. They agree with the whole thing, but the catch was they had to also bring back Dio and Luciola. But they have to take them to earth and revive. They succeeded in bringing them back to life, but they can't leave Earth yet. They have to stay there for a year. As they stay on Earth for the year, they learn new things of Sophia and even weirder things everyday. And here's the thing, I was thinking that Exile was the key to cross dimensions, so I was going to use that in there.
Our two Priestesses profile!
Name: Kitsune Minune
Age: 28, being 2 minutes older then Neko
Hair and Eye color: Red, long to her back, in a ponytail
Height: 5' 7
Weight: 135 lbs.
Family relation: Neko, sister identical twins
Pets: A weird cabbit named Ryohiki
Occupation: Priestess
Nicknames: Ki-chan, Fox Lady, Depress-Lazy-Sister (to Neko)
Personality: Usually quiet and always the responsible; always love to stir things up. When she gets drunk, does Karaoke or DDR she can definitely stir something up.
History: Being the responsible out of Neko and Sophia, she always looked after them. Always waiting for a true love to come her way, but back in the past, she was cheated on. And never trusted any guy to be her boyfriend, she still had friends who were boys. So she watches over Sophia so that the same thing doesn't happen to her. Sophia, sometimes feel like she's treated like a baby when it comes to her and Alex. But she allows herself to help them out. She makes weird technology to her liking, mostly to help out Sophia.
Name: Neko Minune
Age: 28, 2 minutes younger then Kitsune her sister.
Hair and Eye color: Gold yellow, pigtail with Baos (the cloths that cover up buns)
Height: 5' 2
Weight: 125 lbs
Family relation: Kitsune, sister identical twins
Pets: same as Kitsune, they share the same pet
Occupation: Priestess
Nicknames: Ne-chan, Stupid Cupid, Idiot (to Kitsune and Sophia)
Personality: Always loud and hyper. But she can't the brightest one ever. She very optimistic at all things, the only time she's depressed when she has to throw away the Christmas tree. Like her sister, she too likes to stir some things up. Whenever things are down, she'll be optimistic and try to help them out. Most of the time she just insults people. A hopeless romantic and anime/manga addictive, she always tries to fire up relationships, but makes a big mess of it. But later, it's all worth it, since the couple will be always together. She tries to pair up someone with somebody. She loves to do DDR and Karaoke and wears cat ears and matching tail; she introduces herself in profile form. She and Sophia love to cosplay with each other, even make new outfits. Usually Sophia is the model.
History: Long story short, she's Kitsune's hyper side that we don't ever see so often. She tries to make everybody optimistic. Her special ability is only to cause more and more trouble. She makes set-ups just to make couples. She always brings back weird memories of the past, making everyone feels uncomfortable. But mostly Kitsune and Sophia feel her wrath. The only way to stop her from doing that, Kitsune and Sophia poke her side. It's her "weak spot" which causes her to either fall or scream like there's no tomorrow. She loves to hang or cling on to people whenever it's a bad day for her. She even loves to make people jealous, that's her way of fun. But the best way for her to make people jealous is to get the guy that everyone likes and try to harass him, even though it mostly looks like that she was going to molest him, but she ain't like that. And to top that all off, she's a hopeless romantic. She and Sophia love to discuss Shojo manga and animes. She usually gives out love charms to anyone trying to hint them to actually fall in love with the person. But if that doesn't work she'll just make up a love curse story making one of the couples angry or just bonk her.
And thanks for you guys who read all of that. Here's the first chapter! Please, I don't own Last Exile or Tenchi Myuo. I just own Kitsune and Neko.
Chapter 1
The Call Home
It's been a few months after Maestro Delphine was thrown off the thrown, all been peaceful. But it won't be long until the call that Ms. Sophia gets a call, from two little someone that will definitely change the LE gang for life!
In a Sophia's royal room, she walks over to her vanity, realizing what's been going on in the past. A sudden ring sounds in her room. Sophia jumps from it, and quickly picks up a bracelet with a glowing diamond attached to it.
"Hello?" Sophia said speaking into the diamond.
"Well long time, no speak eh So-chan?" One voice low women's voice said.
"KITSUNE-CHAN! I haven't spoken to you in years!" Sophia said with excitement.
"Nani? Did you forget about little old me too? NYAHAHAHAHAA!" A high voice sounded.
"Neko-chan, and of course I couldn't forget. Who would?" Sophia asked. She was glad to speak to her old friends. From the other dimension Earth. She used to go there once a year ever since she was two years old. Her family always kept in touch with the Minuae family. The Minuae were their protectors.
"Well, I've been trying to get her off my mind for years." Kitsune said. Neko bonked her sister in the head.
"WAHHH! THAT WAS MEAN! SO-CHAN! KITSUNE'S BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN!" Neko pouted.
"Immature brat." Kitsune said in the background.
"Well, seems like you two haven't changed a bit. So you guys ready for the big day?" Sophia asked them.
"HELL YEAH! I'm definitely going to have fun with this! So what kind of people you want me to torture this time? I'm ready for torturing!" Neko said with chains and other weapons in the background.
"Well, you can just about torture anyone you would like. Besides, I can't stop you even if I said no." Sophia chuckled.
"Well, you know what to do. We'll meet you where again?" Kitsune asked her.
"In the middle of Dusis, you'll see a big field. You won't miss it. Just go to east of it. And please, please don't let anyone see you two. You guys are going to wear your clothes right?" Sophia asked which more sounded like an order.
"Now, now, there's no need, we're in Dusis right now. So don't worry a thing. So the guy we're supposed to meet is named Moran right?" Neko asked.
"Yes, yes, wait! You guys are already in Dusis!" Sophia screamed.
"Don't worry, you're near there. We're just there before you. Don't strain yourself, kayies?" Neko asked Sophia.
Sophia smiled "Kayies." She said.
"YATTA! WE GET TO SEE SO-CHAN ONCE AGAIN! We'll see ya later So-chan! Neko out! NYAHAHAHAA!" Neko yelled.
"Same with me, see ya there So-chan. Kitsune, over and out!" Kitsune said. And the diamond stopped glowing.
"So we meet again. My two friends." Sophia started to go into her closet, get out a little bag. And picked out her Silvana uniform and put it on.
"Okay, hope I do this right." Sophia said. She drew a circle with a star in the middle and pulled off a strand of her hair and dropped it in the middle of it. She waited…..and waited….and waited….
"WHEN IS THIS GOING TO START!" Sophia yelled. When she did, the strand of hair went into fire and another clone of her was created.
"Finally, just like old times. Now time to sneak out. Goodbye Empress days!" Sophia said carrying a sack jumping down from the window.
"CRAP! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS!" Sophia yelled as she fell from her balcony since it was stories up high. Luckily she pulled out a talisman paper and said a spell with hit.
"Please lend me powers of the Minuae family to protect myself!" Sophia said and the talisman burnt up and a force shield brought her down into the bushes.
"Note to self, remember that your room is stories up high." Sophia said as she sneak onto one of the nearest vanships and started to fly away.
---------------------------------
At the field where Moran lives and so does the other LE characters
A few days earlier, everyone got a message from Sophia about meeting her friends and discussing about EXILE. She even invited Vincent to come along too. So now everyone is just doing their thing. Tattiana, Alister, Lavie, and Klaus are sitting on the porch watching Alvis playing with Moran's kids.
"I wonder why the empress wants to see us on such short notice. Not to mention two new people we've never heard of." Tattiana said while sitting on porch rail in a bad mood.
"What's up with you? Just because the empress wants to take about EXILE and bring along two people, not to mention that Vincent is coming over here on the last minute isn't so bad." Lavie said.
"I just have a really bad feeling about the people that she's going to be bringing." Tattiana said slumping her head down.
"Well, I can't wait to see her highness again; it's been months ever since we've seen her. It'll be nice to meet her again. Not to mention meeting her friends. I wonder how they're like." Klaus said dazing off. In the background you could hear Tattiana and Lavie grumbling. Of course they still haven't given up on Klaus yet. But Alister already did, she just didn't like him as much.
Suddenly a vanship appeared. The pilot got out and it turned out to be Vincent. "Well, so we meet again. Let me guess, her highness told you about Exile right?" Vincent asked.
"Yep." Klaus said hanging his head down. I just hope that things wouldn't happen like last time. He thought.
And that'll be it for the chapter. So please review!
