Ok I got this real funny idea to do a host club chat room! Hope you like it!

Tamaki: Daddyking

Kyoya: Shadowking

Hikaru: Littledevil

Kaoru: Cutietwin

Hunny: Kawaiicakes

Mori: Silentkendo

Haruhi: Smartycommoner

Renge: Otakugirl

Nekozowa: DarkBelzeneff

Hope you like it!

Daddyking is logged in

Littledevil is logged in

Daddyking: Hikaru? Or…Kaoru?

Littledevil: Who's this…a stalker?

Daddyking: No no! It's Tamaki!

Littledevil: Oh hey! Wanna play the which one is Hikaru game? I'll go get Ka-I mean,

my brother to log on.

Daddyking: Ok…Hikaru!

Littledevil is logged off

Daddyking: Nooooo! I'm aloooone!

Silentkendo is logged on

Daddyking: Hi Mori.

Silentkendo: Hi. Tamaki.

Daddyking: Wow. You talk more on the internet than in the host club

Silentkendo: Yeah I kinda know that.

Daddyking: And you're a bit more rude.

Kawaiicakes is logged on

Kawaiicakes: Hiiiiiiiii everyone! ^-^ Me and usa-chan are on the computer! Isn't that great?

Silentkendo: Hello, Mitsukuni.

Kawaiicakes: Takashi! You're here!

Daddyking: Oh, Hunny-sempai. Hi!

Kawaiicakes: Hey, Tama-chan!

Smartycommoner has logged on

Smartycommoner: Hi…who's here?

Daddyking: MY DARLING DAUGHTER, HARUHI! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE!

Smartycommoner: Oh, it's you, sempai.

Daddyking: Wh-what? You aren't happy to see your daddy?

Smartycommoner: No…

Kawaiicakes: Oh! I have to go! Me and Takashi were gonna go bake a cake! See you later! Usa-chan says goodbye too!

Silentkendo: I'll see you in a second, Mitsukuni.

Kawaiicakes: Yay! Bye everyone!

Silentkendo and Kawaiicakes have logged off.

Daddyking: Well…Haruhi. It's just you and me here…

Smartycommoner: I don't even wanna know what you're thinking, sempai.

Daddyking: Hey, how 'bout we meet up after school and I can take you to dinner?

Smartycommoner: No way.

Daddyking: Aw, c'mon! I'll pay for it!

Smartycommoner: No way in hell, sempai.

Daddyking: At this place we're going…they have…fancy tuna.

Smartycommoner: Ugh, alright. I'll go. But JUST for the fancy tuna.

Daddyking: OH HARUHI! You're so cute!

Smartycommoner: So after the host club? What should I wear?

Daddyking: I'll bring you something!

Smartycommoner: Oh joy.

Daddyking: Oh, Haruhi, I need to go. I have a piano lesson. See you later, my darling Haruhi! **Kisses**

Smartycommoner: Ugh. Even on the internet you're obsessive.

Daddyking has logged off.

Smartycommoner: Wonder if anyone else is gonna log on? Well, no use staying on the computer all day.

Smartycommoner is logged off.