My reign of Hannah Potter terror is continuing! Even though I'm nowhere near done with The Phantom Menace, I've decided to start the Star Wars parodies. Besides, you all know how the series is going to go, if you have already seen the films. So publishing this early won't spoil too much, will it?

Once again, please send me your comments. Have a song idea? Send me it too.

Also, most of these songs will make fun of Star Wars, unlike the last set, which barely had anything to do with Harry Potter.

For starters, here's "Podracer Race"


Podracer Race

Based on Bicycle Race, by Queen.

Racers:

Podracer, Podracer, Podracer

Anakin:

I want to ride my-

Racers:

Podracer, Podracer, Podracer

Anakin:

I want to ride my Podracer

I want to ride my pod

I want to ride my Podracer

I want to ride it, Mom!

You say dark, I say light

Lord of Sith, JedI Knight

Vader, I say, "Hey Man!"

That could never be me

And what the heck is Star Wars?

You say Luke, I say Ani

Yoda, I say "Who's he?"

You say Mace, I say Force

I don't care, man

Don't care what a JedI can

All I want to do is

Racers:

Podracer, Podracer, Podracer

Anakin:

I want to ride my-

Racers:

Podracer, Podracer, Podracer

Anakin:

I want to ride my Podracer

I want to ride my pod

I want to ride my Podracer

I want to ride it, Mom!

Racers:

Podracers are coming your way

Anakin:

So forget all your duties, oh yeah

Racers:

Beautiful angels

Are riding today

Anakin:

So look out for these beauties, oh yeah

Racers:

On your marks, get set, go!

Podracer race, Podracer race, Podracer race

Podracer, Podracer, Podracer

Anakin:

I want to ride my-

Racers:

Podracer, Podracer, Podracer, Podracer, Podracer,

I want a Podracer…race

Instead of the normal bicycle bells, there is the sound of the pods' engines

Anakin:

You say Qui, I say Gon

You say Han, I say nah

You say Padme, I say "cool it man!"

I don't want to be the chancellor of the galaxy

You say light, I say saber

Obi-wan, I say "please."

Income tax, I say "Come on!"

I don't ever want to be the king

For Naboo or Tatooine

Cause all I want to do is-

Racers:

Podracer (yeah), Podracer (eh), Podracer

Anakin:

I want to ride my-

Racers:

Podracer, Podracer (C'mon!), Podracer

Anakin:

I want to ride my pod racer

I want to ride my pod

I want to ride my Podracer

I want to ride it, Mom!