My reign of Hannah Potter terror is continuing! Even though I'm nowhere near done with The Phantom Menace, I've decided to start the Star Wars parodies. Besides, you all know how the series is going to go, if you have already seen the films. So publishing this early won't spoil too much, will it?
Once again, please send me your comments. Have a song idea? Send me it too.
Also, most of these songs will make fun of Star Wars, unlike the last set, which barely had anything to do with Harry Potter.
For starters, here's "Podracer Race"
Podracer Race
Based on Bicycle Race, by Queen.
Racers:
Podracer, Podracer, Podracer
Anakin:
I want to ride my-
Racers:
Podracer, Podracer, Podracer
Anakin:
I want to ride my Podracer
I want to ride my pod
I want to ride my Podracer
I want to ride it, Mom!
You say dark, I say light
Lord of Sith, JedI Knight
Vader, I say, "Hey Man!"
That could never be me
And what the heck is Star Wars?
You say Luke, I say Ani
Yoda, I say "Who's he?"
You say Mace, I say Force
I don't care, man
Don't care what a JedI can
All I want to do is
Racers:
Podracer, Podracer, Podracer
Anakin:
I want to ride my-
Racers:
Podracer, Podracer, Podracer
Anakin:
I want to ride my Podracer
I want to ride my pod
I want to ride my Podracer
I want to ride it, Mom!
Racers:
Podracers are coming your way
Anakin:
So forget all your duties, oh yeah
Racers:
Beautiful angels
Are riding today
Anakin:
So look out for these beauties, oh yeah
Racers:
On your marks, get set, go!
Podracer race, Podracer race, Podracer race
Podracer, Podracer, Podracer
Anakin:
I want to ride my-
Racers:
Podracer, Podracer, Podracer, Podracer, Podracer,
I want a Podracer…race
Instead of the normal bicycle bells, there is the sound of the pods' engines
Anakin:
You say Qui, I say Gon
You say Han, I say nah
You say Padme, I say "cool it man!"
I don't want to be the chancellor of the galaxy
You say light, I say saber
Obi-wan, I say "please."
Income tax, I say "Come on!"
I don't ever want to be the king
For Naboo or Tatooine
Cause all I want to do is-
Racers:
Podracer (yeah), Podracer (eh), Podracer
Anakin:
I want to ride my-
Racers:
Podracer, Podracer (C'mon!), Podracer
Anakin:
I want to ride my pod racer
I want to ride my pod
I want to ride my Podracer
I want to ride it, Mom!
