Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…so stay off my case T.T

Naruto was running for his life. All his friends had been knocked out by the 4 akatsuki members that were chasing him. "What do I do?" He thought desperately. "I'm almost out of chakara and the red chakara can only be used as a last resort." Things seemed hopeless. He was being chased by a crazy, killer priest, a crazy artist he/she, a wooden puppeteer, and a mentally unstable guy in a mask. All of them were very powerful (except the guy in the mask T.T). It seemed there was no way for poor Naruto to squirm his way out of this mess. Mean while in the back of the chase the he/she and puppeteer were arguing during the chase. "Dana!! We have to catch up to them!!" The crazy blond dude (or chick or whatever he is) complained. "We're falling behind!!" He shouted and stamped his foot on the ground causing it to shake. "Calm down Deidara." The red haired (and totally hot) puppeteer said. "We're fine back here for now." "But I want to be up there where the action is!!" Daidara exclaimed yet again stomping his foot causing the ground to shake even more. "Calm down" Sasori said starting to get annoyed with his partner. "Calm down?! How can I calm down when we're all the way back here!?" Deidara yelled stomping his foot so hard it went through the ground, but he managed to pull it out of the hole he made as the ground shook so much it started cracking and everyone could feel it. "WOOOOW!! WHAT'S GOING ON!?" The ninja with the spiky yellow hair asked nervously. "EARTH QUAKE!!" The jashinest shouted as his head fell of his body from the shaking. "EARTH QUAKE!? WAAAAA!! TOBI'S SCARED NOW!! DEIDARA-SENPAI SAVE ME!!" The strange, deranged guy in the orange mask that looked like a lollipop shouted running towards the blond artist who was now getting scolded by the red haired (hot) puppeteer for starting an earth quake. Finally the land they were standing on completely split. They were at a peninsula and didn't know it. Now they knew, however it was too late. The peninsula separated from the mainland, and the mainland was soon completely out of sight. Three hours passed. "Did it stop?" The puppet asked now that he was done shouting at Deidara. "I think so." The artist said holding his head from dizziness. "WAAAAAA!! TOBI WANTS TO GO HOME!!" exclaimed the metal guy. "WELL THIS IS JUST FUCKIN' GREAT!! NOW I'M STRANDED ON A DESERTED ISLAND WITH YOU BASTEREDS!! OH JASHIN-SAMA JUST KILL ME NOW!!" The now decapitated head of a priest shouted angrily. "Well, look at it this way. Now there's no way we can't successfully capture the bishu." The crazy artist explained. "Let's not forget whose fault this is." Sasori said glaring at Deidara. "You still want to capture me? Look around. Even if you succeed how do you plan on getting me back to your base? You can't perform the ritual unless all the members are with you right?" Naruto said nervously. "The damn kid's right." Hidan's head agreed. "There's no point in trying now. Though he might make a good meal. I've seen situations like this on TV. It's eat or be eaten now." Looking at the now defenseless bishu hungrily. "Hey! I may be low on chakara, but can still fight you off!!" The leaf ninja shouted. "BRING IT ON YOU DAMN BASTERD!!" Soon the knuckle headed ninja, and the head with no body were fighting, and the crazy artist, and (hot) wooden puppet master were arguing. This went on for about an hour till finally someone let out a huge whistle. Everyone stopped what they were doing and look over at the one who did the whistling. "We have to stop fighting now!! Tobi's been thinking and has decided that maybe if we all work together then maybe we can survive and find a way home." "WORK TOGETHER!?" Naruto asked in shock. "HOW CAN I WORK WITH YOU GUYS WHO TRIED TO KILL ME MORE THEN ONCE!?" Naruto shouted. "AND HOW CAN WE WORK WITH A BISHU WITHOUT KILLING HIM!?" The other akatsuki member exclaimed. "NEVER!!" They all shouted at once. "We have to. It's live or die now, and Tobi thinks that if we work together we could live. If we don't we will die fast." "For once the stupid retard makes sense." Deidara agreed. "Yea. I guess." Sasori said. "Fine. If we have no fuckin' choice we might as well. Though I'm still pissed I lost my body, and I still hate all of you." Hidan's head decided. "Then it's settled. Truce?" Naruto asked the akatsuki members putting out his hand as a sign of friendship. "For now." All the akatsuki members said. Then they all put their hands in except Hidan. Everyone glared at him. "What?!" The head asked. "I have no fuckin' hands to put in!!" "Something tells me it's gonna be a long day." Naruto said.

This is the first time I'm attempting at a Naruto fan fic. So please go easy on me. AND NO FLAMING!! It's very rude. T.T