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I gotta try to stop writing for this series for a while too...at least until I get a new idea, which might only take a few hours or something...
Lelouch and Suzaku were just sitting around, watching the clouds, when an interesting conversation began.
"...I read this book once about a guy with a weird fetish for women's feet..."
Suzaku raised an eyebrow. "O RLY?"
"Yeah. He would go to all these different prostitutes and whores and stuff, and he'd cut off their feet and run home with them...it was really weird..."
"I bet..."
"The weirdest thing about it, though, is whenever I tried to picture what those prostitutes and whores looked like, C.C. and Kallen always appeared in my mind..."
Suzaku said nothing.
"Then, I imagined that the guy with the foot-fetish...looked just like me..."
Suzaku still said nothing.
"And my gay lover looked just like you..."
Finally, Suzaku said something. "You never mentioned a gay lover in the story,"
"Well, he did have one...he would never cut off the guy's feet, because he only liked womens' feet..." Lelouch explained.
"You read the gayest shit..." Suzaku remarked.
"Don't I, though?" Lelouch sighed.
Suddenly, Euphemia leaped out of a nearby trash can and bellowed, "I CHALLENGE YOU TWO...TO A FREAKED-OUT FACE COMPETITION!"
"HA! I'M A MASTER AT THAT!" Lelouch boasted, and then he widened his very pretty bishounen eyes to freakish sizes not even possible for any normal human being. It truly did fit the category of a 'freaked-out face'.
"I LOST!!!" Euphemia cried, and her head blew up.
Lelouch and Suzaku just stared at her headless body for a few moments, before they bent down and started to undress her.
Kallen and C.C., who were walking by, noticed the scene and they both shrieked in unison, "PERVERTS!!!"
"Hey, I'm no pervert!" Lelouch announced as he was wearing Euphemia's panties over his head.
Suddenly, Suzaku stood up and was staring at a CD he had found in Euphemia's bra. "Wow...this is a complication of all the songs that Nunnally wrote, Lelouch..."
Lelouch gasped. "WHAT YOU SAY?! LET ME SEE THAT!!!"
He snatched the CD case away and read the list of songs out loud:
1. Will the Real Nunnally Please Stand Up?
2. Lelouch's Mom (Has Got It Going On)
3. We All Live In A Yellow Knightmare Frame
4. Jumpin' Suzaku Flash
5. Crank That (Geass Boy)
Lelouch nodded to himself. "Huh. She's got quite a diverse discography, doesn't she?"
"She sure does..." Suzaku agreed.
Then...an immensely fat Milly (about 1000 to 5000 tons) plummeted from the sky and crushed them all underneath her weight.
