Sting Eucliffe strolled down the streets of Magnolia with a little swagger eyeing the people around him. He smirked shamelessly.
"What are you so happy about?"
Snorting, he turned around to come face to face with his partner, a man named Rogue.
"I thought I told you not to follow me?"
The dark haired man only stared. On cue, his Exceed, a green cat dressed in a strange pink frog suit made her way in front of the White Dragon Slayer.
"Fro thinks Rogue-kun was right in following Sting-kun! Sting-kun just left without saying a word, so it´s Sting-kun´s fault we´re here, ribbit!~"
The blonde just shook his head.
"Sure, it´s my fault, but just go back. I have…personal stuff to deal with."
As his own Exceed, Lector, was about to interrupt, Rogue turned away and started walking down the street clearly indicating he understood his friend´s position. Sensing they had lost the battle, the Exceeds simply followed him as Sting watched in amusement at how easy the cats would let the subject drop.
"Well, I guess it can´t be helped. Better for me."
As he started walking with no goal in mind, a thunderstorm started, which did not seem to bother him in the least. Actually, he seemed rather pleased with the results.
As he continued to make his way to nowhere at all, he could vaguely see all sorts of disasters happening. Of course he didn´t want his three friends around. They could get involved needlessly in this confusion.
Puppies were falling from the sky, old women were losing their thirty cats to the storm, children were having their candy stolen… and all thanks to Sting. He knew it and loved every minute of it. He still had a lot to do, though. He reminded himself to appear at the Fairy Tail guild uninvited and cause some chaos on the member´s life.
Oh, yes. Everything according to the laws of physics is Sting´s fault. He´s well aware and he wouldn´t trade it for anything.
-X-
This is an INSIDE joke.
So you might not get it.
