Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or Pet Shop of Horrors, but I do own this one-shot.

Title: The Inu-Hime, Totetsu, and the Nine-tailed Kistune

Anime(s)/Manga(s): InuYasha/Pet Shop of Horrors

Pairings: Tetsu/Kagome/Ten-Chan

Summary: Now that the two have decided to share her, how can they get the stubborn girl to agree with mating both of them?

"So it's settled then?"

The words fell from the smug lips of a handsome young man with short silver hair, laughing golden eyes. Brushing a hand through silver bangs revealed a red dot on his forehead, a smirk spread across his face as he took in the reaction of the other young man with him.

"Fine…the only reason I am agreeing with this is because I don't want to trouble her with trying to decide who shewants between the two of us."

The Kitsune snickered behind his hand receiving a scowl from the young man with shoulder length reddish-pink hair, his amber eyes narrowed in anger though their was a pink tint to his lightly tanned skin. His fiddled with the golden necklace around his neck, trying to restrain himself from strangling the fox, sighing in annoyance he then started to walk towards the back leaving the Kitsune to trail behind him.

"Come on T-Chan! You know I was only kidding!"

Answering him with a 'My name is Tetsu dammit!' he stopped in front of the door, where she stayed.

Knocking on the door a soft voice asked, "Who is it?" A shiver passed through the spines of the two as the Totesu replied, "It's us." Silence was all that was heard for a few seconds before the same voice then said, "Come in you two."

The large doors opened to reveal a young woman sitting in the middle of a lavish room, a large round bed. Both of the boys lost their breath when they took in the woman's appearance, she wore a crimson kimono from her homeland with a golden obi; long tanned legs peeked from the slits on the side. Her hair was pinned up with Chinese Bellflowers, and her lips were painted red. Her ocean blue eyes were filled with nervousness yet happiness at seeing her two friends, dog curved 'V' shaped ears on top of her head twitched slightly.

A Crimson moon on her forehead signifying her as the Princess of the Inus, "T-kun…Ten-kun…why have you come here?" She seemed a little nervous since the last time all three of them were together; Tetsu almost killed Ten-chan because he was hitting on her as usual. Kagome knew that they both liked her, and that she would most likely have to choose between them…but she couldn't.

She couldn't bear the thought that if she chose one she lost the friendship of the other, she just couldn't let that happen after all, she loved both of them equally.

Tetsu, AKA T-Chan, and T-Kun (he only allows Kagome to call him this), crossed his arms and looked to the side. "Me and the stupid Kitsune have come to an agreement…" This piqued Kagome's interest for the simple fact that the two agreed on anything, as long as she had known them, they never saw eye-to-eye.

Kagome smiled softly and asked, "So what did you agree on?"

She looked at them with an interested expression only for her to suddenly be pressed in between two lean yet muscular bodies, and her eyes widened as she felt two pairs of arms wrap around her body. "Uh…guys." Two pairs of lips hitting her neck on each side silenced Kagome. A shiver rolled down her spine as Ten-Chan chuckled,

"We have decided instead of fighting over you, and causing you grief in deciding who you want…we are going to share you."

Kagome's face took on an Are-You-Joking look, turning to Tetsu she saw that he looked away with a blush on his face. Backing away from them, Kagome shook her head with her arms waving around her in rage. "Who said anything about you two sharing me?! I am not an object to be owned!"

'Your so stubborn Kagome-Chan…' This thought passed through both Tetsu and Ten-Chan's minds, as they both watched as Kagome went off into her patented, "I am not a consolation prize" rant and they decided to resort to the only way to shut her up. Tetsu twirled Kagome around, and kissed her before she could have another word. Kagome moaned into Tetsu's mouth as he maneuvered them to the bed, making her back hit the comforter as he continued to ravage her mouth.

Ten-Chan feeling left out went to join the fun by attacking her throat making Kagome moan even louder into Tetsu's mouth. Kagome's eyes shut before opening to reveal dark obsidian as she then pulled them both down on top of her, and with a nonchalant wave of her hand she had the doors closed and locked.

They were not going to be out of there for a while.

2 hours later…

Count D was very enthusiastic about showing his precious Shiba-Inu-Hime the outfit that he had brought for her from her brother, coming to the door he heard loud moans and a scream of pleasure coming from the room and in stood there in stunned silence for a few minutes. A look of surprise crossed his face, as he then opened the door despite it being locked by Kagome, only to come to the picture of a naked Kagome snuggling in between the bodies of a naked T-Chan and Ten-Chan.

His usual charming smile found it's way onto his face, as he then stepped out and closed the doors. Turning away from the door, an impossibly large grin was on his face as he then clasped his hands together before skipping through his pet shop with chants of 'I am going to be a grandmother! I can't wait to tell my dear detective about this!'

End of Chapter I!

Ha! I bet ya'll didn't see that crossover coming! All Pet Shop of Horrors fans! The Sequel shall be coming out February 2008! So be on the look out, Chris is now the agent now. Though not just any agent he is in the FBI! :D Oh shiznit! I love T-Chan and Ten-Chan, hence my reason for them being first. I now this is short, but hey it is my first One-Shot, I will try and make the others longer.