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E/O Challenge: Confession. 100-word drabble. Dean discovers there are consequences to lying. Set season 8. Minor spoilers. Crack!Fic/Silliness.

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Untrue Confession

"How can you trust Benny?" screamed Sam.

"Because I was shacked up with the guy," shouted Dean at a break in Sam's tirade.

Sam was rendered speechless by the shock confession. "Y-you a-and B-benny?"

"Not since Cas got back, obviously," hissed Dean.

"Obviously..."

"Anyway, I'm not talking about it anymore. It upsets Cas; makes him all smite-y." Dean wrapped an arm around an astonished-looking Castiel. "Come on, angel cakes, let's go get some air."

Once outside, Dean sniggered and slapped Castiel on the back. "D'ya see his face!"

"What do mean you were with that... vampire?" scowled Castiel.

Dean gulped.

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