A/N: Konnichiwa readeru-san! I hit upon this idea in the middle of a bath. I ran out (in a towel, ho-hum), slipped, fell, injured my butt and then furiously typed out this idea on my phone. I'm so dedicated T-T
Disclaimer: I have never read a fanfic like this, but if someone has already written one- I swear I haven't stolen your idea. No anime characters have been harmed in the making of this fanfic. Views expressed by the characters in no way resemble my own.
"I'm gonna kick all of your asses. I'm fired up!"
I yell maniacally, and punch a fist to my palm.
I swear that every bone of left palm is cracked like Makarov's wrinkled buttcheek by now.
Argh, erase disturbing mental image.
I squint my eyes angrily and contort my facial muscles as if I've been constipated for 3 days. The spot boy turns on the huge fan and my hair goes all retarded on me and the cables attached to my arms lift me into the air. I retract my right arm, stick out my ass and launch myself right at the ground- all while yelling like a foosa on fire. I wrestle like an utter lunatic with a green coloured box in the middle of the set.
More fans switch on. More dirt is thrown at me. Aaaand...insert more constipated faces.
That, my friends, is how you play Natsu Dragneel.
Yeah, I play the socially and mentally crippled guy who prances about with pink hair, harem pants, leather slippers, gay vests and a hot bod in the middle of an entirely green-coloured room called the Graphic Animation Room or the G.A.R. in short.
During shoots, I spend half my time suspended from cables I wish were around my neck. Why do I hate my job? I don't actually, but did I mention the pink hair?
I'm a 20-year-old guy with 'ColourShower's Neon Range: Fuchsia Salmon Burst!'- coloured hair. For colour challenged guys like me out there, this colour is pinker then the sparkliest, shiniest fairy vomit you have ever seen. The Pinkerbell Fairy of Pinketon Pinkville couldn't get more pink than the pink I have to dye my hair.
You get the idea.
Just make sure you add a little more pink to your idea, though.
Because the pinkness NEVER ENDS.
Ahem.
I'm not gonna tell you my real name or anything else because:
1. I'm a famous actor (ah-choo! Stfu, I am). I have a reputation (ah-kee-choo!).
2. Everyone calls me Natsu anyway.
3. Apparently I will shatter a lot of otaku hearts if I reveal that Natsu DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST. There you go, sissies.
4. My hair is pink.
5. Director Mashima tells us to pretend that we actually are mages to make our characters more genuine. I suspect that the old fart is perpetually on crack.
6. Did I mention the pink hair? The PERMANENTLY dyed pink hair?
Playing Natsu isn't that hard, minus the hair dyeing. He's actually a fun guy to portray.
All I have to do is act like I'm a 12-year-old in a 18-year-old's body, but still having a perverted old-fart-like-Hiro-Mashima-year-old mind.
Okay. It's complex.
For those of you wondering who is Le Old Fart Mashima, he's the writer of Fairy Tail-or the mangaka, if you may. He is the creator of the entire anime/manga series. He will also be a part of FT: Behind the Scenes.
Look, I just got a really rare break right now, so please stop following me around. I'll catch you in the next Behind the Scenes to come. Meanwhile, you can bug some other actor.
Peace out.
A/N: Peace out! Yup guys, you just met the real ND there. Right now I can spot a whole lot of actors on set, so tell me which ones you want me to film and interview. Any scenes from the manga/anime you wanna see being made? Let me know!
And don't worry, there's a lot more Natsu to come, but he kinda kicked me out of his dressing room. He's nice like that.
Review-kurasai!
KClare.
