Shrek and Hitler were being kawaii in Hawaii. They were on the sandy bitch, and they were tanning. They were both wearing sexy man thongs that highlighted their big toned butts. Shrek rubbed sunscreen on Hitler's back with his big strong manly hands. And then they seen the sexiest old man crawl sensually and sexually out of the sea. IT WAS ELVIS! "Wow" said Hitler. "You're my favorite Jew!" Shrek gasped. Elvis pulled a dead possum sexily out of his boobs and said "Crockey m8!" Hitler came, saw, and conquered that fine wrinkly ass. Shrek ran sexily like in Baywatch while inspirational music played and shoved his 2 cm Hulk Buster into Hitler's wishing well and yelled sensually like Tarzan. Hitler gasped as he felt Shrek's jew sword in his meat igloo.

Elvis made a horny confused old man sound as Hitler thrusted into his Burning Love hole. Shrek slapped Hitler's tanned honey buns as he drilled into him like a jackhammer love machine. He was just about to camed when Kanye walked up in a pink sequined bikini and said "Hey Shrek, imma let you finish butt I have one of the best tits of all time." Shrek went into Hulk mode and falcon punched Kanye, and Kanye flew like a bird looking for its Kanye nest. Hitler moaned and said, "Oh baby that's reich," and shoved a pineapple into his own donger sword sheath. Elvis came like a gazillion times and gave Hitler a facial to prevent wrinklies so he can live forever.

Shrek twerked and jerked when he saw it.

And then Elvis turned his head 365 degrees like an owel and moonwalked back into the ocean from whence he camed. Shrek fluttered his eyes sensually like the sexy ogre beast he is. Shrek smelled the teen spirit and snucked over to a coconuts tree sensually. Shrek smiled when he saw plaid and ripped jeans in the tree. Kurt Cobain was hanging out sensually, he looked sexy with the sunlight making his hair shine gold and his sweat sensually dripped down his plaid shirt. "Hey sexy" said Shrek, and Kurt Cobain winked, "Heyyy, big daddy" Shrek reached up, his arms stretched 40 feets and he grabbed Kurt sensually by the hips and lowered him down to the sand.

"Wow, nice arms, must be good for fisting, huh" said Kurt, Shrek grinned deliciously. Kurt was so horny he screamed and ripped his clothes off. Shrek yelled in a sexy manly way and dominated Kurt's Courtney Love hole. Kurt rolled his eyes into the back of his head and meowed with delight from Shrek's 2cm monster sausage. Shrek said oh yeah and came like a gallon. Shrek said, "You're my hero." Kurt said, "You're my heroin." And Courtney Love ran up like the monster she is and shot Kurt, copied his handwriting to write a fake suicide note, left her gun, and ran off yelling that Kurt killed himself.

Shrek and Hitler cried because Kurt killed himself.

Shrek and Hitler put their sexy man thongs on again sensually and they got on a plane to go to North Korea for their honeymooning.