Clyde lay on the sofa in his apartment. He was a modern day vampire, with his buddy, Klaus. Both of them were slightly drunk, and lazing about in the room. Klaus rolled over on the floor to face Clyde. He looked up.

"Clyde? What do I look like?" Klaus had always wanted to know that, because, being vampires, he couldn't use mirrors. Clyde looked down at the younger vampire, and smiled.

"Klaus, you have a perfect Russian complexion. Luxurious blonde hair that curls slightly at the bottom, stunningly blue, Caribbean blue eyes, a chiseled face with perfect features. All in all, if I wasn't a heterosexual, I would date you." Clyde described to the Russian. Klaus nodded.

"Do you want me to describe you?" He asked shyly.

"If you want to my friend."

"You have brown hair that frames your face and is, most times, straight as a pin. Bits of blonde and chestnut streak through it in certain light. Your eyes are a pale green, with the gleam of a child in a candy store. Your face is childish in composition, but it suits your bubbly personality."

"Thank you. I am rather stunning aren't I?" Clyde laughed, sitting up and straightening out his shirt. Clyde was more polished in his style than Klaus, who was more casual. While Clyde wore suits more than anything, Klaus wore khakis with dress shirts and sweater vests. Tonight, the pair was wearing a casual pair of jeans and polo shirts.

The pair were great friends ever since they were both converted, about fifteen years before. Modern vampires were little in number, and thus had to keep on the down low. Clyde worked at the local surgery, and Klaus was an English teacher. Clyde's job allowed both of them easy access to blood supplies, and seeing as another vampire worked at the surgery, she counted each night, and gave them the number of pouches they could take.

"Do you have work tomorrow?" Klaus asked, sipping at a glass of champagne, the drink that was seconded to vampires as blood. Clyde nodded.

"You?"

"No, its a teacher work day. I have tests to grade."

"You are welcome to come in and grade them in my office if you want to, that way you are not alone."

"I would like that, it does get rather quiet and lonely in my classroom. Without all the seniors in the room, its rather dull."

"I don't believe I have many appointments tomorrow, but I do know tat you are due for a physical. Even vampires need them." Clyde grinned. he knew Klaus had a fear of these things.

"Yes, I do believe so. I have it down on the calender for..." he trailed off as he glanced at his phone.

"Tomorrow." Klaus sulked.

"Alright, make that three appointments for tomorrow. Feel free to come in whenever, as long as you are punctual for me."

"I'm going to bed." Klaus muttered, grasping the base of his glass and downing the rest of the contents.

"Good night Klaus." Clyde laughed as he reclined in his seat.