First time here! I can't write anything creative, so my apologies of the poorly written story.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own KagePro and Ene, both are from their respective owners. I just write stuff.
Here I am absolutely doing nothing but blankly stare at this source of light from the computer monitor, slowly scrolling my mousewheel with the tip of my index finger just to look at paintings and digital art around DeviantArt while searching weird emails just to be sure. Boredom as always, clicking the 'delete' button to remove these spam mails from existence. But in this email, is something suspicious, out of curiosity I moved the cursor with my mouse to open up that is giving me an odd feeling about it. After I clicked, a small blue spark flashed my eyes for a millisecond, popping up a window that brings up a Japanese phrase. Not knowing what it means, I panicked a little, thinking that I did something that'll damage the computer. A bunch of tiny pixels were forming out a figure that looks like a character from an anime. The pixels have done processing the figure and it's eyes are closed, for a while I thought it wasn't functioning till it made a small pop.
"Hi! My name's Ene! How are you doing?" she introduced herself, and gave a smile. She sounded cute though, for some reason...
"Er...hi, the name's Darius, fine, how're you?" I asked.
"Wonderful!" she answered cheerfully, my god she's getting cuter than I thought. "Anyway, I'll be living in your PC from now on, so you better remember that, ok?"
"Alright, wait...what?"
"Duh, I said I'll be living in here."
"Oh...WHAT?" I shouted, almost about to slam my hand on the desk.
"Ow! Master~~~ that hurts! You're mean already after my awesome intro?" she grumpily pouted. Her tone when she chanted 'master' is quite...jolly.
"Tch, sorry. Wait, you called me master for what?" I questioned her.
"Nothing~~~, you'll figure out for yourself if you wanna know, Master," she joyfully replied. Now she's starting to get a little annoying.
"Whatever. Anyways, make yourself at home, er, Ene."
"Let's be roomies! Hopefully it'll be fun!"
Ever since then, the computer program or whatever that's called, is living together with me but inside the computer as her own home, to be honest, I find her cute and gullible at times, but throughout the months, she's starting to irritate me often. My parents didn't know I had a talking computer program and it's pissing me off everytime I turn on the PC whenever I'm bored. She keeps mocking my use of the computer about me listening to podcasts with weird self-deprecating humor, looking at arts and stuff in DeviantArt, messing my game-time and even tried to misplace my words when I chat with my friends on Steam. Seriously, she's one of the worst. Holidays are coming on, and it's getting really boring from the start.
"Hmm...what are you doing at this time of the holidays?" she asked, looking fascinated of what I'm doing.
"Nothing, now stop peskering me," I gloomy replied, while I lay my head on my left hand.
Her reaction from his response were bitter. She then moves around the computer screen taking a peek of what I'm doing, she starts to giggle and it's making me embarrassed of the outcome.
"Master~~~, you're doing something dirty~~~," she grimly smile, that smile is one of the most irritating facial action I've ever witnessed.
"Could you not? Goddamn it," I lead the mouse cursor and tried to click on her, it did nothing but it just make things even awkward.
"Master, are you dumb or something? That does nothing on me."
"At least I tried to do something for you to FUCK off," I aggressively barked at her and groaned.
"Waaaahhh! You're so mean, why are you always like that!" she furiously shakes her body and flies around the screen. Her current state is making me feel really guilty for saying that to a girl, let alone a computer program.
"Ok, ok, ok, alright! I'm sorry, I'm just a little down on the weather today, ok? Just don't try to make me feel worst."
"Hmph, should've told me earlier," she then stick her tongue out and calmly flutter around the screen.
I sighed, feeling that the current moment we're having right now is getting us nowhere, so I muttered myself. "Hmm...since my parents aren't here...I suppose I should try to go out for a drink at least."
For a second, she popped and immediately squeeze her face upon the screen, which reminds me, she's also really bored staying in this peripheral for months.
"You're going out? Can I come? Please~~~~," she gleefully asks, full of enjoyment and anticipation for adventure of the outside.
"Oh sure, I could drag that thing all day on my back, SURE you can! What could go wrong?" I sarcastically commented.
"Master, when will you learn?" she replied. Then, she disappeared. To my surprise, she's gone, I was in fully joy that the horrible curse was finally gone forever, until my phone starts to beep and vibrate frequently on my bed. I observed the phone and I had my jaw dropped on the floor in distraught, Ene is in the goddamn phone...
"How the hell..." I lament myself as if I discovered something deceitful from a treasure chest. I'm still baffled from her action.
"How about it? I'm in your phone! Isn't it cool?"
I almost felt like I lost hope for myself, how does she do that? I'll never know.
"Yeah, whatever, so, I guess you're with me to get out huh?" I asked, this question is giving her the hype
"Of course you dingus! LET'S GO!" she cried.
"Geez, slow down, it's not like we're on a fantasy quest." In fact, it sounded like a quest, going out to get a drink, how canny.
"Sorry~~~," she giggled, my God, it's annoying yet cute.
And so, I start to change my clothes, getting my keys, and grab the phone that Ene is in. I opened the door, and the sun shines around my eyes, it blinds me for a while till I get used to it.
"Hot damn! Never knew it would be this hot, well to be fair, I do live in a hot neighborhood." I complained.
"Oh don't be such a puss. Let's go!" she cheered.
Thus begins our short yet weird adventure for just buying a drink for the rest of the holidays.
So! What do you think? Leave a review, it really helps. I might continue the adventure, just maybe...
By the way, this is actually a rewrite of the previous one, "You're Mean, Master". I just happen to delete that because I thought it didn't feel good on my taste...
